Chapter 270 Crunchy, chicken flavor, dozens of times the beef
[Hahahahahahaha, a world where only President Li is injured has been achieved.]
[Others are obsessed with love, but Yueyue is obsessed with fishing.]
Am I the only one who cares about the manufacturer of the bait? Link please.
[Please link +1]
[Boss Li is like an indestructible cockroach, becoming more courageous with every setback.]
[I'll go take a look at Mr. Li's year-end report summary.]
Out of curiosity, the other people in the car also clicked on the official blog to check out Li Chuanze's report summary.
Dear Teacher Li:
During the program, you added "nearby people" 23 times in WeChat chats and transferred money 65 times, totaling 98,000.
This year, you sent the message "Master, are you there?" 250 times to the users in the list "Emotional consultation, please transfer money", and the other party replied "Yes," 250 times.
After testing, your overall favorability towards "Emotional consultation please transfer money" is 81%, and the most frequently used high-frequency chat words you send to her are 'how much is the package', which has exceeded 100% of the friends in the list.
System evaluation: Men make money quickly.
This year, the thing you persisted in doing the longest was harassing users of the list "Above the Moon".
The other party asked you 'Do you want to go fishing?' 306 times, you replied 'Yes' 276 times, and 'My waist feels a little uncomfortable' 130 times.
The system recommends eating more Shenbao, which is good for you, me, and everyone.
The user you browsed most late at night was "Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich".
Remember that night at 4:21, you slept very late because Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich shared your song "One Hundred Ways to Die of Your Ex-Boyfriend"
The user "Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich" whom you spied on had sung "The Ghost of My Deceased Husband" and "The Young Widow Visits the Grave" 444 times in the karaoke room and @ you 444 times.
Finally, don’t be a bootlicker in the new year.]
[Did this system grow up in a toilet? It's so mean, hahahaha.]
[Is this the top-level vengeful spirit formed from Teacher Si's resentment? ]
Is this a legitimate system?
Li Chuanze tried his best to control himself and not curse out loud on the spot.
He was puzzled: "How did this report come up with this conclusion?"
Director Zheng knew everyone would ask, so he said with a forced smile, "This is a system summary based on the users who have the highest favorability on the list. It's all based on big data algorithms, and there's absolutely no interference from the production team."
…
Everyone arrived at their destination, talking and laughing all the way (except Li Chuanze).
When I got off the bus, I saw a desolate mountain.
There are only a few abandoned small houses around, so it is not an exaggeration to say that it is sparsely populated.
Sheng Chi was dumbfounded: "What kind of godforsaken place is this?"
Director Zheng smiled and said, "You'll be living in the mountains for the next week. During these seven days, the production team won't provide any assistance. This means you'll need to figure out your own food, water, and where to stay."
This is also the suggestion from everyone in the fan group.
This trick is called a friend in need. (crossed out)
Partners support each other in desperate situations and strengthen their relationship.
[A love variety show version of survival in the wild?]
[I'm in the fan group, and Director Zheng keeps asking everyone what they want to film every day. I feel like Director Zheng is going to break down.]
For this filming, the program crew even spent a lot of money to get aerial photography footage.
And they also hired a professional to lead them.
The muscular man with a beard and wearing a black vest bowed to everyone.
"Hello everyone, I'm the mountain guardian tiger—professional explorer Yang Wei."
Others followed suit and began to bow.
"I am a wolf good at fighting - Fu Xiao, the famous singer in the music world."
"I am the agile leopard—Sheng Chi, the top star in the entertainment industry."
"I'm the turtle that hides its head—Ji Mingxuan who can't learn."
"I'm the black sheep—Ikeba who only loves straight girls."
"I am the fish paddling in the water - Mu Weiyue who is always in the air force."
"I'm the drum of retreat—Liu Ye, who's incompetent at everything."
"I am a bucket for rice—Lv Yao who only loves to eat."
"I'm the melon-eating civet—Pei Li, who listens to Mr. Krabs."
"I'm the conspicuous bag—Li Chuanze, who embarrasses himself every day."
"I'm the troublemaker—Si Qian."
Teacher Yang Wei looked towards Si Qian and asked, "Why don't you have a prefix?"
"Because this is the place where no one dares to step over for the defense!"
“…”
[Okay, okay, I'm the scapegoat.]
I am the chicken that scares the monkeys.
【I am a delicious pig. 】
I am a shameful person.
After the introduction, everyone became familiar with each other.
Teacher Yang Wei repeatedly asked everyone to just call him Teacher Yang.
The name itself is quite majestic.
But his surname is Yang.
It was a little after ten when I got off the bus. Now estimating the time, it should be eleven o'clock.
Everyone's suitcases have been taken away by the staff and placed in a nearby village.
Now ten people plus Teacher Yang have started their adventure in the mountains.
They are now at the foot of the mountain, and Teacher Yang Wei takes the lead in leading everyone towards an abandoned house not far away.
"The temperature in the mountains drops at night, so before dark, we have to find a water source and build a shelter. The abandoned houses here are perfect for this."
Yang Wei led everyone closer. At first glance, these dilapidated mud houses gave people the feeling of filming an old corpse in a mountain village.
Time was tight and the task was heavy, so the eleven people simply divided the tasks.
Yang Weisi went to Pei Li to find food.
Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze went to look for water nearby.
Sheng Chi, Fu Xiao and Ji Mingxuan renovated the house.
Lu Yao and Liu Ye were responsible for finding firewood.
Imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel.
In the wilderness, not to mention food, you can't even find a ghost.
The three of them searched for half an hour but didn't find anything edible.
Si Qian stood under a tree: "Teacher Yang, can you climb trees?"
Teacher Yang nodded: "Yes, do you want to take out the bird eggs? But there are no birds this season, so the nest is empty."
Si Qian shook her head. She took another approach, pointing at the spider on the tree and grinning, rubbing her hands.
"Spiders are high in protein. You can just boil them and eat them."
【？ 】
[Sister, are you Bear Grylls? ]
[This is truly a wilderness survival experience.]
Teacher Yang Wei's mouth twitched. In fact, he had also thought about catching insects early in the morning.
But all of these guests were pampered, and he was afraid that no one could eat, so he decided to look for wild game.
Next, the audience in the live broadcast room witnessed Si Qian and Yang Wei climbing a tree to catch a spider.
I witnessed them going to the fields and catching grasshoppers.
I witnessed them digging the ground with knives and turning over earthworms.
Pei Li followed behind and wanted to go up to help, but Si Qian thought he was causing trouble and elbowed him to the side.
"Sister, your technique is quite professional."
"Well, I took the expedition certificate exam a while ago, and I got lost on an outdoor adventure with others. I ate snails and grasshoppers for three days."
Teacher Si is still too comprehensive.
【A woman at the top of the food chain.】
[Crush a Jerry to death while sleeping, and it will be your breakfast in the morning.]
Why not try roasting some maggots?
[Crunchy, chicken-flavored, dozens of times more flavorful than beef.]
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