Chapter 290 Pizza doesn’t have seven slices
Si Qian took the money quickly and smiled with satisfaction.jpg
She has quite a few side jobs, so she initially invited a lot of friends to invest in her.
Seeing the studio making money, she was in a good mood at the moment.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [[Transfer 1314]]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [? ]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [If I have a sip of soup, you will definitely have a bite of meat [heart]]
Pei Li, completely unaware that the money he spent had returned to him, accepted Si Qian's transfer.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe [I hold the banner for Mr. Krabs [Rose]]
…
Near noon, everyone went to visit Director Zheng and Director Wu who had just come out of the hospital.
As soon as I walked in, I saw Director Wu sitting in the yard like a lonely old man, basking in the sun without saying a word.
Si Qian: "Where's Director Zheng?"
Director Wu heard the noise and pointed to the bathroom: "Yugan said he wanted to get a bath later, and he's taking a shower now."
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Want to take a bath?
Taking a shower now?
She can understand each word, but why is it so difficult for her to understand when they are put together?
Not only Si Qian thought so, but others were also puzzled.
Chi Ye spoke frankly: "Did Director Zheng freeze his brain last night?"
Director Zheng, who had just stepped out of the bathroom door, said: "?"
Who is tickling him?
Director Zheng put on his clothes and wrapped himself up like a ball and walked over from behind the crowd.
Director Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "I'm afraid the bath attendant will think I'm dirty, so can't I just wash myself first?!"
Hearing the noise, the guest turned around.
This reason cannot be refuted.
Si Qian didn't understand and asked, "Is the person doing the bathing here to inspect the goods?"
This world is also sick.
Mu Weiyue: "A people-pleasing personality."
Director Zheng couldn't laugh anymore.
He admitted that he was a coward, not only tearful but also a bit of a people-pleasing personality.
The saying "giving a slap in the face and then giving a sweet reward" is particularly applicable to him.
A typical case of forgetting the pain once the wound has healed.
Sometimes he suspected that he was an M and had masochistic tendencies.
In the afternoon, the live broadcast started on time.
Director Zheng and Director Wu, who had rested for a whole morning, were fully recovered.
Director Zheng stared at the staff setting up the stage, then turned around and saw Director Wu sleeping on his chair next to him. He was immediately filled with anger and became furious.
He tiptoed over, picked up the marker on his pocket and planned to draw a turtle on Director Wu's face.
Perhaps because he felt guilty, Director Zheng subconsciously held his breath.
He took out a pen and pointed it at Director Wu.
Slowly...
Slowly falling...
When the tip of the pen was only three centimeters away from Director Wu, Director Wu, who was originally sleeping, suddenly opened his eyes.
Director Zheng almost scared me to death on the spot.
At this time, Director Wu, who was sleepy, rubbed his eyes and looked at Director Zheng in surprise, but he soon relaxed.
"You Gan, it's you! I thought there was an earthquake!"
Director Zheng: “…”
The depressed Director Zheng squatted on the side of the road and wanted to cry.
This fucking world is so fucked up.
At this time, a cheerful puppy came running from a distance, wagging its tail and sticking out its tongue at Director Zheng, and then nudged him with its head.
"Are you here to care about me?"
Director Zheng was so moved when he saw this that he hugged the dog and cried bitterly.
Woof woof——!
The little dog made a few meaningless grunts in its throat, then lifted one leg and urinated at Director Zheng's feet.
Director Zheng, who was crying while hugging his dog, felt a damp and hot sensation in his trouser legs.
When I looked down, I found that my pants were wet.
The sky is falling!
Director Zheng questioned the dog in his arms with a trembling voice—
"Are you here to take a shit?!"
Woof woof——!
It's a response.
Director Zheng completely broke down, like a scumbag who turned hostile in an instant after being affectionate, and he dragged the dog and scolded it for ten minutes.
"Dead dog!"
"Get out of here!"
The puppy ran away with its tail hanging down.
After a while, he came back with something in his mouth.
Director Zheng was a little presbyopic and couldn't see clearly until he took the thing in the dog's mouth and took a closer look, only then he realized it was a beehive.
Immediately afterwards, Director Zheng’s shrill screams echoed throughout the town.
"Aa ...
Director Zheng threw the beehive three meters away, and the beehive was so scared that it ran away in panic.
[Director Zheng, I still like your rebellious look just now.]
[Director Zheng is quite difficult to kill.]
[Dog: Your Shunfeng Express has arrived.]
[These shit-yellow dogs have a lot of tricks up their sleeves.]
[Dog: In the desolate land of Bashan and Chushui, I signed for Shunfeng’s express delivery~]
When all the guests arrived, they saw Director Zheng with a face swollen like a pig.
The already round face became even wider.
When Si Qian and Pei Li came over, Director Zheng squatted in a corner with the heroine of the sad novel who had been heartbroken and became speechless, curled up and cried secretly.
But this 200-pound body looks more like it's throwing a tantrum because it ate two pounds less pork elbow at noon.
Director Zheng murmured, "Everyone is lying to me. Even the dog is lying to me..."
He thought someone cared about him...
Si Qian squatted down and comforted him: "Old Zheng, if you feel unhappy, just eat a piece of pizza."
Director Zheng raised his face, which had been stung to the point of being a pig's head, a nightmare for everyone and a shadow for children's childhoods: "Why?"
Si Qian: "Because pizza doesn't have seven slices."
Director Zheng, who thought she could reveal some earth-shattering knowledge, said: "..."
Get out!
At this moment, Director Zheng was just like Brother Strong in the midnight circle of friends, vividly interpreting what it means to be a ruffian when in love... The fat man couldn't even hold the knife steadily.
Director Zheng: "But I got eight slices of pizza, and once I started talking, it was seven slices. What I mean is, once you're tempted, there's bound to be deception."
The anti-hypocritical master is online.
"Can't you take two at once?"
[It's okay. Director Zheng has a big appetite and can eat a whole piece in one sitting.]
If life deceives you, don't be sad or anxious, because life will not only deceive you, but also beat you.
It’s even harder when you find out you don’t have money to buy pizza.
[If life deceives me, I will use the expansion coupons to blow up this damn world!]
No matter how much fun we have, we still have to record the afternoon show.
Director Zheng heard that there was a Jinsheng Temple on the mountain in S City, which was very effective in seeking marriage.
He wanted to do some calculations for the guests.
The car drove all the way to the foot of the mountain, and everyone followed Director Zheng up the mountain without knowing what was going on.
Half an hour later——
Everyone arrived at their destination.
Outside the temple, Director Zheng picked up his microphone and smiled at the ten guests.
"Let me say a few words first. I believe that after spending some time together, we have established a deep revolutionary friendship..."
Everyone: "?"
Friendship? Are you sure?
[After spending so much time together, we've become irreconcilable enemies...]
[Teacher Si gives me the feeling that she will retire from the circle after this job.]
Let's review these past few episodes. We didn't see any friendship, only Mr. Si's slaps.
【Teacher Si’s slap follows me everywhere.】
Director Zheng ignored the guests' reactions and asked the staff to distribute the prayer cards that had been prepared long ago.
"Now, please write your wish on it."
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