Chapter 59 Ding Dong - You've made an appointment for your first kiss
"Teacher Si, are you sure this is a medicinal herb?"
Lu Yao pointed at the escaping cockroach with a look of horror, and patted his chest in fear.
Looking at the drag mark on the ground, Si Qian was silent: "I'm not sure..."
Ji Mingxuan lay on the edge of the bed and vomited so hard that he almost vomited his own bile.
[So, that cockroach just now wasn't medicine at all, but just accidentally fell in?!]
【From the current perspective, this should be the case.】
[Young Master... Yue... has suffered... Yue...]
This episode received a strong response as soon as it was aired, especially the director team who gave close-up shots of cockroaches and scorpions were severely criticized.
Reason for complaint: Discomfort.
It’s a good thing this is abroad. If it were in China, the fans would probably rush over and beat Director Zheng to a pulp.
I spent a whole day recording the show but still couldn't finish it, and everyone just laughed at me.
In the evening, Director Zheng specially organized a large-scale night talk to bring the guests closer together.
Barbecue, beer and small drinks, and sitting on the lawn with carpets.
"Mei Qian~"
"Yougan!"
"No spicy chicken butt, no thanks."
Director Zheng walked over to Director Wu, who was sprinkling cumin on the barbecue grill, and gave him some advice.
"Alright! This is super spicy!"
"stick!"
Pei Lishun took two bottles of drinks and sat next to Si Qian. Gu Shiyu walked over with the support of Lu Yao and Mu Weiyue.
"Brother Gu, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing him limping while holding his butt, Ji Mingxuan, who was drinking silently, suddenly had an idea and said with a gloating tone:
"You might have hemorrhoids!"
Gu Shiyu glared at Ji Mingxuan with an ugly expression, and Liu Ye helped to bring a cushion.
I don't know which wicked person put a thumbtack on the stool just now...
[Could it be that Mr. Gu really has hemorrhoids? ]
[I can't hold it in any longer, but my image of a domineering CEO is about to be shattered.]
[Read less foreign novels. Now you feel better, right? That kind of stuff ruins your brain.]
Thinking of this, he squatted down, and then sat down with half his body paralyzed -
Next second!
"ah!"
Gu Shiyu bounced away and stood up quickly without caring about the wound on his butt.
A turtle was thrown out.
The movement was too intense and caused anal fissure.
"Ah! Brother Gu, your butt is bleeding!"
Ji Mingxuan pointed at Gu Shiyu's blood-stained pants and watched the show from the side.
Si Qian started his high emotional intelligence speech:
"Your logo is a lie. These are the latest menstrual pants from Paris X."
Gu Shiyu was so embarrassed that he almost died, but he still pretended to be calm and nodded in agreement with Si Qian.
[Paris x Home: Rich People Cosplay the Poor People's Wardrobe [Nine Turns of Large Intestine]]
【Luxury goods never cheat the poor out of their money.】
[From now on, I won't be worried about leaks. If they do leak, I'll just say it's the latest model from Bajia.]
A man's face is more important than anything else. Mr. Gu's words are as precious as diamonds.
After all the guests were seated, the night talk officially began.
"Everyone can randomly ask any guest a question, and if they refuse to answer, they will be fined a drink."
Director Zheng simply formulated some rules, and the live camera was aimed at each guest in a full 360-degree angle without blind spots, ensuring that the 3K high-definition camera could accurately capture the micro-expressions of each guest.
"Let's start the questioning with the two new guests. Brother Mingxuan goes first."
Ji Mingxuan was no less eager, and immediately raised his hand, like a wild animal stalking its prey:
"I want to ask Mr. Si, when did you lose your first kiss?"
[Holy crap! Is Brother Mingxuan going to do something this big right out of the gate?]
[Don't mention it, I'm also curious about who Teacher Strong gave his first kiss to. ]
In a corner where no one was paying attention, Mr. Gu, Mr. Pei, and Mr. Li were all stunned.
[Why do I smell the scent of Shura Field?]
【Qianzi, here comes the fatal question!】
Facing the gazes of a group of people, Si Qian just took it calmly.
She put down the drink in her hand and faced the camera with grace:
"25."
Snap——
A slight cracking sound was heard.
Everyone looked over in the direction of the sound and saw that the chopsticks in Li Chuanze's hand had broken into two pieces.
"Boss Li, what's going on?"
"fine."
Li Chuanze wiped the blood off his fingertips calmly and looked at Si Qian with a frown.
The faint smile on Pei Li's face only lasted for a few seconds. He soon realized what was happening and raised the corner of his mouth slightly:
"Mr. Krabs, how old are you?"
“24, I’m full of hope for next year.”
Si Qian hugged her knees and sat there, muttering non-stop: "My next boyfriend, you must be 1.8 meters tall, handsome, rich, have a good personality, be humorous, and have eight-pack abs!"
[This is so funny, this even requires a reservation? ]
[The damn girl ate and took everything.]
[Ding Dong—You’ve made an appointment for your first kiss!]
When I was 18, I firmly believed that I could find love by 20. Now that I’m 20 [smile], I’ve become honest.
Pei Li: "Can't it be six-pack abs?"
Si Qian: “Why?”
Pei Li: "Because I only have six."
Si Qian suddenly recalled the night when he lent her a hundred thousand dollars while naked... Ugh!
The image of him touching her abdominal muscles made it harder to suppress the corners of her mouth than AK.
Si Qian put his fist to his lips and coughed softly: "It's not impossible, hehe."
[Jiu Min! I'm going to faint! Jie Fen! Jie Fen right here!]
[Losing money CP is not at a loss when investing, it's so sweet that I'm almost getting diabetes! 】
[I declare that the enemy is the easiest to deal with!]
Gu Shiyu also asked at this time: "Teacher Si, I'm 183cm tall, weigh 78kg, and I'm rich. I meet all the conditions you just mentioned. I'm also an only child in Beijing. If you're looking for a boyfriend, would you consider me?"
Ji Mingxuan was not willing to be outdone: "Teacher Si, would you consider a male student who is 181cm tall?"
Pei Li also joined in the fun: "Would you consider it if you were a soldier? I'm a nervous soldier."
【Fight, fight!】
[Very good, my strong teacher has made a comeback and has become the group's favorite!]
Si Qian: "At the moment, I'm not considering those whose parents are still alive. I need to support the elderly."
In a word, KO the opponent directly.
However, there are always some people who refuse to believe and are determined to challenge the impossible.
Pei Li said without hesitation: "My father can die."
Everyone: “…”Ah?
The whole place was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
【The whole family is so happy!】
[Father Pei: Your wedding day will be the day of my ascension!]
[Boss Pei: Just give me the order and I'll kill Lao Deng.]
[No, this is too much effort.]
[It can be seen that Mr. Pei really needs this wife.]
The trending search started with #PeiMrKillsHisFather and became more and more outrageous as it spread.
#Chairman Pei is suspected to be dying soon
#Chairman Pei confirmed dead
#千里花车May Mr. Pei rest in peace
Beijing, thousands of miles away.
In the hospital, Pei Tianming, who had just recovered and was about to read some financial news, opened Weibo and saw the screen full of news about his death.
"I'm dead?"
"Hey, I'm alive again!"
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