Chapter 239: No Need to Travel Thousands of Miles to Get Scolded
At eight o'clock in the morning, after selling breakfast, Li Chuanze did not dare to delay for a second and went into the factory to screw in screws under Si Qian's urging.
Si Qian packed his schedule for a full twenty-four hours.
Director Zheng couldn't help but wonder: "Teacher Si, aren't you going to make money?"
Si Qian just calmly took out the red envelope. The Dragon King smiled crookedly: "I'm an HR, I earn referral fees."
Every time Li Chuanze did a job, she would get extra money.
Director Zheng: “…”
It's really like a sparrow pecking at a cow's butt—the sparrow eats the cow!
[You have such high-speed machinery entering Country Z...]
[Capitalists have really good brains!]
[Sister, stop making money. You scare me.]
[Mr. Li has lived for over twenty years, but this is the first time he's been exploited as cheap labor.]
While others were struggling to find jobs and earn money, Si Qian and Pei Li achieved financial freedom by making knife-cut noodles.
The two of them lay on the beach of the island, one on each side, enjoying the sunbath, looking so comfortable and relaxed.
At the same time, Li Chuanze, who was working hard to tighten screws in a factory not far away, was scolded by his supervisor because he did not tighten the screws enough.
Two hours' wages were also deducted.
After drinking the coconut milk, Si Qian used the money she had cheated from Li Chuanze to treat Pei Li to a yacht ride out to the sea to see the scenery.
The yacht sailed away and Si Qian stood on the deck looking at the sea in the distance.
She nudged Pei Li's arm, motioning him to look further away. "The water is quite dark."
The staff on the yacht came over and warned: "Teachers, be careful, there is deep water ahead. Look at the sea over there, the color is obviously different from the beach. If you fall in, it will be no joke..."
Si Qian didn't take it seriously at all.
She said seriously, "Actually, this water looks quite scary, but as long as you are a good swimmer and brave enough..."
The staff member was about to open his mouth to refute, but he heard Si Qian continue -
"It's basically certain death."
Staff: “?”
After saying that, she pulled Pei Li back to the salon area, leaving the staff alone in the wind.
Clear water is shallow, green water is deep, black water is abyssal. Eels grow into snakes, snakes grow into pythons, pythons grow into sea dragons, sea dragons grow into dragons, dragons grow into kings, kings of kings. One section of ham is better than six. For jelly, I choose Xizhilang. Xizhilang is extraordinary. Marco Polo is a tile that can stick to walls or floors. Only great effort can make miracles happen.
[It's just deep water. If Yingzi comes, she won't be able to resist and will turn into a stubborn fish.]
"It's just a deep-water area, but when I asked my boss to go, he said he'd never seen such a storm before."
[A small deep water area, let my superior come in. He said that the strong never complain about the environment.]
[I feel like the people here must be very powerful, the kind that are cool and controlling. I want to talk to them.]
[Are there any more sinister ideas than those of my colleagues?]
【It is recommended to cancel this ocean. 】
Is this sea sick?
On the way back, Si Qian took a nap and planned to take a nap. Pei Li was afraid that she would catch a cold, so he took off his coat and put it on her.
…
After a day and a night of torture, Li Chuanze's 24-hour part-time job finally came to an end.
He successfully earned back the exorbitant price he earned from cutting cakes.
After working non-stop all day, he was now listless, like a wilted eggplant, without any energy at all.
Good brother Sheng Chi asked carefully: "Brother Li, are you okay?"
“Not dead… Not dead…”
Li Chuanze, who was in a daze, saw several little figures circling above his head.
After saying that, his eyes rolled back and he fainted.
Director Wu was the first to react and exclaimed, "Boss Li is dead?!"
Director Zheng immediately slapped him in the face: "What unlucky words are you saying!?"
The accompanying doctor ran over with a medicine box, and lifted Li Chuanze's eyelids and felt his pulse.
The diagnosis was that he fainted from exhaustion.
Pei Li sighed and shook his head: "It still doesn't work."
Li Chuanze, who was hurriedly carried away by everyone, was unconscious and could not move even after thunder had struck the sky.
Slept for a full twelve hours.
Finally he was woken by the phone call.
Beep beep beep——
Li Chuanze, who was still half asleep, answered the phone with a weak voice: "Hello...who is it..."
"Hello, sir. This is the Shajiba Barber Shop you visited last time. Do you need a card?"
Li Chuanze mumbled, completely unaware of what he was saying: "No, I have chemotherapy to start, and this is my last haircut."
After saying that, he hung up.
Less than a minute after closing my eyes, another call came in.
He answered the call impatiently: "Who is it?"
"Hello, sir. I heard you're sick. We sell cancer treatment drugs. What do you need..."
Li Chuanze's face was full of impatience. He found the "High Emotional Intelligence Chatting Skills" that he bought from the master at a high price on his mobile phone and replied to the other party.
"No, I just want to eat something good before I die."
After Li Chuanze hung up, his mind had become somewhat clearer.
Another minute later, the phone rang.
"Hello sir, I heard you've been eating a lot and gaining weight recently. We sell diet pills..."
Li Chuanze took a deep breath, his teeth grinding, and opened "High Emotional Intelligence Chatting Technique" with a heavy bite -
"I took muscle-enhancing injections and will participate in the World Muscle Beauty Pageant next month."
Next, all kinds of sales calls came in.
"Hello, sir. This is xx Travel. I heard you've been feeling down lately. Would you like to go out for a walk and relax?"
"No, my leg was amputated."
…
"Hello, sir. This is xx Insurance. May I ask what kind of transportation you use?"
"Use a wheelchair."
…
"Hello, sir. This is the Beijing Public Security Bureau. You are suspected of fraud involving a large amount of money. After preliminary investigation, this court has sentenced you to death with immediate execution. If you do not want to be shot, repay the money immediately..."
Li Chuanze just silently opened the chat box between himself and Si Qian, and randomly found a sentence that Si Qian used to curse him and read it out to the liar.
"If you have nothing to do, go to the village entrance and pick up the manure."
…
The world is finally quiet at this moment.
Li Chuanze selected many of Si Qian's insults and put them into his favorites.
From now on, if anyone scolds him, he will just randomly copy a sentence and scold them back.
I have to say that using formulas to solve problems is fast!
Just as he was enjoying collecting Si Qian's curses, his hand trembled and he clicked and clapped.
A line of small words immediately popped up below——
I patted Mr. Krabs's shoulder and said, "Dad, I'm an unfilial son!"
Li Chuanze: “?”
Is she sick?!
Li Chuanze quickly clicked to withdraw, but accidentally took a photo of her again.
I patted Mr. Krabs's shoulder and said, "Dad, I'm an unfilial son!"
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [There's no need to travel thousands of miles to get scolded.]
Li: [……]
Staring at the message sent by Si Qian.
Very good, collection!
Li Chuanze, who was stealing the skills, asked Si Qian with a licking face——
Li: [Can you curse a little more?]
He collected them and used them to curse others.
Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Steal Sister's Copywriting? ]
Li: [……]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [You use it after paying the copyright fee? 】
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Ten thousand dollars, not a penny less!]
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