Chapter 311 I'm so fucked up! Xiangrui falls from the sky
Hearing Sheng Chi's agent's extremely shameless words, Si Qian couldn't help but applaud.
In fact, in some ways, I was there.
It’s just that I’m that damn photographer.
"Even if fans are stupid, do you think netizens are stupid?"
"Don't worry about that." Sheng Chi's agent snorted a laugh. "Our company controls 800 marketing accounts and tens of thousands of online trolls. Netizens these days are all fence-sitters. If we play up their pity a bit, we can still get more marketing done."
After being in the entertainment industry for many years, the gold medal agent has already mastered various whitewashing techniques.
"This hype will only benefit you. As long as you agree, I am confident that I can make you the second top star in the company."
The most urgent task now is to keep Sheng Chi, the cash cow, so the agent Brother Wang started to paint a rosy picture for her.
Si Qian was too lazy to say anything more, so she picked up her bag and was about to leave: "Come on, your breath is worse than athlete's foot. You can even kill me with a flatbread. I really can't enjoy it."
Seeing that she was about to leave, Brother Wang felt that his authority was challenged. Every artist in the company was very respectful when they saw him. Feeling humiliated, he impulsively picked up the ornaments on the table and threw them at Si Qian.
"Who allowed you to leave?"
Hearing the noise, Si Qian dodged sideways as nimbly as a monkey, and the glass ornament hit the ground and shattered.
Bang!
In an instant, the ornaments were shattered and flew everywhere, and a small hole was made on the ground.
If this happened to a human, the consequences can be imagined.
"So many people in the company are looking forward to this opportunity, don't be so shameless!"
Brother Wang was completely unaware of the approaching danger and continued to attack Si Qian.
The moment the thing flew out, Fu Xiao and Sheng Chi's pupils suddenly contracted, and they jumped up from their chairs with horror on their faces.
"My grandfather gave birth to my father, and I have to go and deliver my grandmother's baby, so I'm leaving now!"
"I'm going to attend the centenary banquet for the grandson of my third aunt's second uncle's uncle's child. I'm leaving first!"
The two people rushed to the door, fearing that they would be killed by the tiger if they were a second late.
Brother Wang sneered at the spineless two people and said, "How could a woman scare you two like this?"
He had heard about Si Qian's "great achievements" during this period.
But he didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just an exaggerated show effect and that the person was a bit crazy.
How could he, a grown man, be afraid of a crazy...
Bang!
Si Qian was annoyed by the noise, so he picked up the mop stick next to him and knocked it over.
She didn't want to cause trouble, but someone else was trying to cause trouble for her.
Just as he was about to leave, Brother Wang struggled to get up from the ground and planned to launch a sneak attack.
And Si Qian lived up to everyone's expectations and gave him a shoulder throw.
The sturdy fat man fell to the ground with a dull thud.
The staff downstairs in the conference room: "?"
Earthquake?
Si Qian brushed off the non-existent dust on his hands and looked at Brother Wang lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out.
"It's good to be young, you can fall asleep right away!"
Brother Wang was like an indestructible cockroach, cursing profusely.
Words like bitch and whore are considered nice words in his mouth.
And she also passively triggers the skill "Green Mouth Smashes His Fruit".
Slap!
Every time the other person said a word, she slapped him.
In the end, Brother Wang became completely furious. He entered a frenzy state with one click and picked up a chair to smash it on Si Qian.
The entire conference room was in a mess, attracting many people to watch at the door.
But the situation seemed to be wrong.
Sheng Chigang carefully opened the door of the conference room and stuck his head in from outside.
call out--
An unidentified object flew towards him.
pia!
Before he could become a coward, the unknown object had already stuck to his face, mixed with an indescribable stench that went straight into his nostrils.
Sheng Chi's whole body shook and his brain went blank as if the connection was disconnected.
"Teacher Sheng, are you okay?"
"Teacher Sheng!"
"Brother Sheng, what's wrong with you?"
The shouts from the crowd finally brought Sheng Chi, whose brain had frozen, back to his senses.
He reached out his hand tremblingly and took the unknown object off his face.
It turned out to be a used toilet paper!!!
Sheng Chi felt dizzy and his stomach was churning with sourness.
Looking back at the conference room, Si Qian was holding the toilet plunger in his left hand and the toilet brush in his right hand, raising his hands high like the Statue of Liberty.
"Your mouth stinks? Let me brush your teeth!"
As she said that, she picked up the toilet brush and was about to stuff it into Brother Wang's mouth.
At her feet was the trash can from the conference room bathroom.
Brother Wang ran around the conference room in fear.
There were unknown stains on his body, obviously left by Si Qian hitting him several times.
This is the true sense of being surrounded by shit.
Brother Wang was frantically trying to pick up the mess on his head and body, and he was on the verge of collapse.
"Don't throw it away! Don't throw it away!"
"yue..."
He had never seen such a shameless person.
So disgusting!
Si Qian's agent, Sister Chen, was outside and didn't dare to go in.
"I'm so fucking pissed off that Xiangrui just fell from the sky."
Si Qian was still standing at the conference room table, shouting at the people watching outside.
"Wait, don't be impatient, everyone has shit!"
As she spoke, she picked up the wastepaper basket at her feet, jumped off the table and walked outside.
The crowd who were watching the excitement scattered instantly when they saw this.
Each one runs faster than the other.
No one dared to stop him, and Si Qian walked out of the company with a swagger.
Si Qian smiled contentedly.
This is exactly the effect we want.
It’s a pity that the company uses a toilet, otherwise she would really like to add some information to that guy surnamed Wang.
After leaving the company, Si Qian took a taxi to find Pei Li.
In the car, she sent a message to briefly tell the other party what had happened.
After a while, the other party replied.
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [No violation of our country's air is allowed.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I'm almost downstairs at your company.]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [I won’t give you milk tea.]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [If you don’t want to bring it, then don’t bring it!]
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Who cares. 】
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [tsk]
Mr. Krabs steals the secret recipe: [I mean, do you want milk tea? I'll bring it to you.]
Si Qian's expression also changed at the speed of light.
Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Drink!]
She is a very flexible person!
After Si Qian arrived at the place, Special Assistant Xu came to pick him up.
The heating in the building was on high, and Assistant Xu was wearing very thin clothes. Si Qian noticed at a glance that he seemed to have shrunk.
So she took the initiative to talk: "Assistant Xu, why have you lost so much weight?"
She hadn't paid much attention the past two days...
Special Assistant Xu took Si Qian away from the president and went straight to the elevator: "You've lost more than 30 pounds."
Si Qian: "How did you lose weight?"
Special Assistant Xu: "I spent 20,000 yuan on a gym membership."
Si Qian was deeply impressed after hearing this: "I really admire people with such determination like you."
After hearing this, Special Assistant Xu shook his head and said, "No, I haven't been there once since I got the card. It's because I had no money for food, and then I lost over 30 pounds because of starvation."
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