Chapter 196: Cure infertility, if you don’t conceive, I will be your son
"Forget it, let's just explode."
Si Qian looked at Li Chuanze's frustrated look as he couldn't breathe and felt something stuck in his throat, so he walked over and gave him five finger marks on the back with a "pia~".
Li Chuanze almost vomited blood on the spot.
"Li Chuanze broke up with his ex-girlfriend two years ago. He came home from a business trip and found the door locks had been changed. He called me over to open it, but when I opened the door, I found his ex-girlfriend and another man making out, oblivious to the world. Her red mandarin duck bellyband was still hanging around the maniac's waist... Ugh, sorry for the confusion!"
After saying that, Si Qian looked directly at the camera in the live broadcast room and grinned.
"Yes, I'm also a locksmith."
The inquiring gaze fell on Li Chuanze, making him feel uneasy and uncomfortable all over.
Si Qian had no intention of letting him go: "As for why his ex-girlfriend had an affair with a man, I heard it was because she didn't like knife-cut noodles!"
"Si-Qian!!!"
Li Chuanze roared: "What nonsense are you talking about?! I didn't touch her at all!!!"
Si Qian understood.
Okay, another one around Mu Weiyue.
A boss is a boss, he has provided jobs for so many people!
Thumbs up for the people's entrepreneur knife-cut noodles!
What's next?
[Si Qian, please keep talking. I've got the melon seeds!!]
【A Chinese who loves eating melons all his life. 】
Sheng Chi was so disheartened at this moment, his face flushed red, and he couldn't help but angrily scold Fu Xiao: "Why do you have to provoke her?"
Few people knew about this...
Fu Xiao was extremely regretful at this moment, but he still acted tough in front of Sheng Chi: "So what?"
Sheng Chi, who was angry, started fighting with him.
"If you want to die, don't take me with you!"
I had originally hoped that the dating variety show would make the CP a huge success, but in the end all the fans ran away.
Sheng Chi yelled at the camera: "Fu Xiao is only three centimeters, this is true!"
"Hold!"
Fu Xiao's face turned green.
He rushed forward and grabbed Sheng Chi, punching and kicking him: "Don't talk nonsense!"
"I'm not talking nonsense!"
Next, the scene entered a melee mode.
Sheng Chi: "You are three centimeters!"
Fu Xiao: "You are two centimeters!"
Sheng Chi: "Good morning, fucking boy!"
Fu Xiao: "You fucking stomach!"
At this time, the fearless Director Zheng and Director Wu rushed up and separated the two.
Director Zheng: "Listen to me, you two will split it equally, 2.5 centimeters."
Bang!
Fu Xiao slapped Director Zheng.
Bang!
Sheng Chi slapped Director Wu.
The two directors hugged each other and burst into tears.
【Wonderful! Really wonderful! 】
【It’s been a while since the domestic entertainment industry has been this lively. 】
[Fu Xiao and Sheng Chi, listen to me. Flowers will bloom again after they wither. If you two wither early, the girl will definitely leave.]
[Big sister, your words are a bit too rough. ]
[Their female fans are now heartbroken.]
#内娱乐大quake
#Love variety show revelations instantly turn into a car crash scene
#On the unknown secrets of special guests
#Si Qian, you are my God!
Today's live broadcast was edited into countless clips and circulated forever on the Internet as a classic.
Especially when the two main characters exposed each other's negative information, their fans were also fighting with each other.
Among them are Si Qian's fans who are trying to take advantage of the situation and watch the fun.
Then as expected, I got scolded.
Fu Xiao choked Sheng Chi from behind, causing his shoulder pads to fall out and cover Sheng Chi's eyes.
In the dark, Sheng Chi lived up to everyone's expectations and made a bull charge, throwing out his five-centimeter high-heeled shoes and hitting Director Zheng on the head who was watching the fun nearby.
Director Zheng held his head in his hands in embarrassment: "You two need to get out of here—"
Bang!
Before he could finish his words, the other shoe flew over.
It landed firmly on Director Zheng's head.
Damn it!
If a tiger doesn't show its might, do you really think it's a sick cat?!
Boom!
Fu Xiao, who was swinging his arm to gather strength, didn't see Director Zheng behind him and punched him directly.
Director Zheng, bleeding from his nose, staggered to his feet, then slowly bent down...
Then, he made a hand seal and loosened his shoelaces...
Take off your shoes...
The air was filled with a strong stench of corpses.
Director Zheng threw his shoes directly into the crowd.
Boom!
Boom boom boom!
There were several muffled sounds in succession, and when I looked back, the world was paused.
It's finally quiet.
Sheng Chi and Fu Xiao were foaming at the mouth and half dead.
The guest squatting beside the roadside greenery kept retching.
That kind of stench is a stench that doesn't care about life or death.
It will instantly fill your mouth, nose, chest, and machine gun...
[After so many episodes, I'm still curious about what Director Zheng's shoes smell like]
【Curiosity kills the cat.】
Someone died in Director Zheng's shoes. I'm not kidding!
The revealing session is over, and there is no doubt that the top three whistleblowers are all Si Qian.
The three people who were exposed were Sheng Chi, Fu Xiao and Li Chuanze.
Li Chuanze showed great disgust and disdain, and turned his head away and said, "I don't want to take a photo with her."
Fu Xiao: “I refuse too!”
Sheng Chi: “+1.”
Now the relationship between the four of them is no different from that of enemies. Not to mention taking photos together, there is a risk of fighting if they stay in the same space.
"How about this? Teacher Si will choose a picture online and send it to you, but you have to use this picture as your profile picture on the social platform for seven days."
Director Zheng was also afraid that a fight would break out again, so he found a roundabout way.
Fu Xiao was afraid that the director would go back on his word, so he agreed immediately: "I agree, I agree!"
Sheng Chi: “Me too!”
Li Chuanze nodded.
Seeing that everyone had no objection, Si Qian gladly accepted it.
Si Qian rubbed his hands together and asked expectantly, "Any picture will do?"
Director Zheng: "Anything non-bloody or horror is fine."
Soon, the three people received the social platform avatar sent by Si Qian.
When Li Chuanze saw the picture, his whole body almost broke apart on the spot.
Liu Ye was curious and went up to Fu Xiao to take a look: "What...huh?!"
The first picture——
A few pairs of colorful shorts.
The text next to the picture: Add me to get free underwear.
The second picture——
Pinxixi’s small advertisement shows an old man making a phone call.
The caption next to the picture reads: After twenty years of hypocrisy, I finally got hard!
The third picture——
A doctor follows the example of a professional team and extends a hand.
The caption next to it: Cure infertility. If you can’t get pregnant, I will be your son.
[I'm dying of laughter, hahahahaha, what a crazy avatar!]
[So disgusting, throw these three avatars away from me!]
[You three might as well take a group photo. You'll lose all your friends in seven days with this profile picture.]
【Seeking a picture.】
Si Qian generously waved his hand and said, "You three can choose the one you like."
Three people: "..."
Thank you so much!
The three pictures are all equally ugly, and it’s impossible to choose.
Finally, Li Chuanze was at a loss as to what to do. He walked over with his phone and gritted his teeth: "I'd better take a photo."
I've already been treated as a joke for several days, and now I'm going to be laughed to death after seeing this.
Si Qian calmly took out his payment code and showed it to him.
"Now take a photo, charge 50,000."
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