Chapter 169 Happiness always comes to bitches, bitches always come to me



Chapter 169 Happiness always comes to bitches, bitches always come to me

In the end, the other party left cursing, and before leaving, he didn't forget to give him a look of contempt -

"Bah! You stinking beggar!"

Li Chuanze, who had never been treated like this in his life, broke through his defense immediately.

It's unbearable that he, the president of a listed company, is called a beggar.

His pride got the better of him, so he chased after her: "If you treat me to a meal, I'll give you 30,000 after the show!"

"Are you crazy?"

[Mr. Li has walked the most path in his life, following the routines of the production team.]

Since joining the production team, Mr. Li has endured hardships he has never experienced in his life.

[30,000 yuan, is this promotion still available? ]

Li Chuanze returned home disappointed and dejected.

He was unwilling to accept it: "Why do you want to eat?"

"What do you mean by begging? That's too harsh of you to say."

Si Qian didn't want to communicate with the mentally retarded person any more, so she said confidently: "Sister, this is called begging."

Is there any difference?

Seeing that everyone else was hungry, Si Qian cut the pancake in his hand into two, two into four, and four into eight.

Just like that, everyone watched helplessly as the pie became smaller and smaller...

Getting smaller and smaller...

Finally, Si Qian distributed an egg-sized pancake to everyone one by one, giving off a sense of a heroic spirit cutting off one's own arm and swallowing up the world.

“The people eat first!”

Pei Li: "Madam, you are so righteous!"

Ji Mingxuan's mouth twitched as he looked at the pancake in his palm: "What should I do if I'm not full?"

"That's easy," Si Qian said seriously, chewing a sesame seed cake and pointing to a nearby faucet. "If you're thirsty, drink water. If you're hungry, fan your mouth. If all else fails, you can pick some wild vegetables and cook them."

"Yueyue, how much money do we have left?"

After much deliberation, Li Chuanze decided to go buy some food.

Mu Weiyue calculated: "The points were exchanged for 200, and the director team had 87.21 left for food. 50 was just deducted, so there is still 237.21 left."

They have to live for half a month with these more than 200 people.

“So little!”

Li Chuanze has grown up with everything he wears and uses being top-notch. Two hundred yuan wouldn't be enough to keep him alive for half a month, let alone for buying a cup of afternoon tea.

"It's just about saving money. I'll teach you." As an ordinary money-making expert, Si Qian was stunned on the spot.

"Buy a bottle of sleeping pills and put them by your bed. Take them when you're hungry, and then go to sleep. Perfect!"

【This is just bad advice.】

Si Qian, who had temporarily finished his lunch, was still thinking about shooting a commercial to report to Director Zheng.

Chi Ye and Ji Mingxuan decided to go back to sleep, while Mu Weiyue took Li Chuanze fishing to support themselves.

Passing by the public toilet next to the gas station, Si Qian happened to see Sheng Chi and Lu Yao holding brooms and mops in their hands and talking to the camera.

"25 years old, a well-known and popular actor in mainland China, working as a cleaner at a gas station. Three hours of my youth is only worth 200 yuan..."

Si Qian, who had just left, quickly withdrew one leg.

How many

Two hundred yuan

[You went to a large company to clean and met a CEO who had been single for 30 years. The two of you started a love story of loving each other. "The Domineering CEO Falls in Love with the Premenopausal Cleaner"]

"Two hundred for three hours is enough! You're losing out. With me, you can work all day for two hundred!"

[As long as you are willing to take off Kong Yiji's long gown, you can find any job.]

[College students, forget about Kong Yiji's long gown! I'm almost taking off my underwear, and I still can't find a job that pays 200 yuan a three-hour shift.]

Sheng Chi was standing next to the public toilet at this time, holding his mobile phone in one hand and taking out the product from his sponsor from his pocket with the other hand and looking at Lu Yao affectionately.

"You said you like to eat, so I learned to buy you dental floss!"

Lu Yao almost subconsciously took half a step back.

Next to him is a light-haired black man with a question mark face.

No, buddy, this ad placement is too awkward!

Who taught you to floss your teeth in front of the toilet?

"Brother, just floss your teeth, why are you kneeling on one knee?"

Sheng Chi: Are you serious about taking a half step back?

"If she says she likes dogs, do you have to learn to eat shit?"

Sheng Chi, who was filming an advertisement, turned around when he heard the words. Seeing that it was Si Qian, his face immediately fell, and he lowered his head and took a deep breath.

Why are they here?

"What's it to you—"

thing.

Before he could finish his words, Sheng Chi looked up again and found that Si Qian and Pei Liren were gone.

Teacher Strong gives you the feeling that you're talking to her and she suddenly takes a taxi and leaves.

[Then, as the taxi started moving, she jumped out of the window and got into the trunk.]

[Then he suddenly climbed out of the trunk and onto the roof to meditate.]

[Then he ran to the front and helped the driver out of the car.]

Summary: Nonsense.

Si Qian, holding Pei Li's hand, hadn't walked a few steps when they encountered an unknown blogger doing a street interview (actually, the blogger was an NPC that Director Zheng had scattered around the area).

Originally, Si Qian was planning to take a detour, but when he heard that he could get 50 yuan for the interview, he immediately turned back.

In this way, she successfully accepted the interview with Pei Li.

The blogger took the microphone and said: "Hi, beautiful lady, are you alone?"

Si Qian smiled shyly and touched her belly: "There is another one in my belly."

The blogger twitched his lips and asked, "What's your name?"

Si Qian: “I didn’t scream.”

The blogger turned the microphone to Pei Li, who was standing next to Si Qian: "Let me ask you a few questions. If you were in a relationship, would you take the initiative to bring a girl home?"

Pei Li: "I'm a son-in-law."

The blogger paused for a moment, then turned around and asked Si Qian: "What do you think about the increasing number of boys posting photos of their abs online?"

Si Qian: “Watch it repeatedly.”

The blogger asked Pei Li: "Which part of your job are you most interested in?"

Pei Li: "Off work."

The blogger continued to interview Si Qian: "My boyfriend fell into the water. What can you do for him with your ability?"

Si Qian: "Liquidate the estate."

The blogger asked Pei Li: "If you were looking for a girlfriend, would you rather find a little wild cat or a little kitten?"

Pei Li: "I want to find someone."

The blogger asked Si Qian: "When did you feel the gap between the rich and the poor?"

Si Qian: “Every moment.”

The blogger asked Pei Li: "What are your requirements for finding a girlfriend?"

Pei Li: "A female will do."

The blogger sighed: "Your requirements are too high."

Pei Li corrected himself: "Like a woman."

The NPC who was supposed to be the blogger was already numb. He asked Si Qian: "What kind of person do you think you are?"

"Bitch."

Blogger: “Why a bitch?”

"Because I made a wish to God for some money, God said that there was not that much and could only give me half, okay? I said yes, and then I got cheap."

“…”

The blogger asked Pei Li: "Do you think happiness will come to you?"

Pei Li said firmly, "Yes."

Blogger: “How do you know?”

"Because happiness always comes to bitches, and bitches always come to me."

【Try it, try it carefully.】

[After a lifetime of picking elephants, the world finally picked me.]

【No attack power!】

[You two should go out and walk on the street more often, there are more cars there.]

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