Chapter 104 Baby, don’t eat him, he eats poop
Jiang Nanxi looked at the jade beads on the sarcophagus and said, "Those are the Nine Orifice Plugs. In ancient times, some people would use the Nine Orifice Plugs to block all the holes in their bodies after death to prevent the loss of their Qi. Then they would use special methods to prevent the body from decaying.
The jade bead in your hand is slightly larger than a human thumb and is cone-shaped. This shape is used to block the back door.
The program team's drone happened to be next to Jiang Nanxi, and the audience also heard her science popularization.
"That's true. I'm an archaeologist, and this thing is the Houqiao Pearl. But shouldn't the jade plugs used to block the nine orifices be inside the body? Why are they all piled up in this sarcophagus? Where's the body?"
[Eh~~ In other words, Chen Lan kissed the thing stuffed in the corpse's butt? That's pretty strong!]
Shen Lan's face turned pale, and he directly put the conical jade bead in his hand back into the sarcophagus.
Thinking about how he had just kissed the cone-shaped jade bead, Shen Lan felt nauseous.
I feel like vomiting!
Jiang Nanxi narrowed her eyes and continued, "These things have a strong negative energy and resentment on them, which means that the ghost of their owner has not yet dissipated. You took so many, aren't you afraid that someone will come to find you?"
Although Chen Lan threw away the Houqiao Pearl, he did not take out the other jade beads in the bag, and even wanted to pick out other jade beads and put them in.
Obviously he doesn't want to give up this huge wealth.
Chen Lan sneered, "I've known you for so many years, how come I didn't know you knew so much about burial objects? You haven't learned anything about it at all. If you don't understand, don't pretend to know!"
Jiang Nanxi had never learned any relevant knowledge during her lifetime, but she had been a ghost for thousands of years after her death. How could she not understand these things of the dead?
She chuckled. "A dog will always eat shit. It's normal for you to like the smell of this stuff. I suggest you put it in your mouth and suck on it. Maybe you can satisfy your craving. After all, there's no shit in this tomb for you to eat."
"Jiang, Nan, Xi!"
The sound of Shen Lan gritting his teeth came.
"You're the fucking dog!"
Seeing Shen Lan coming over angrily and picking up a stone from the ground to hit her, Jiang Nanxi quickly raised her hand and said to him, "Wait a moment."
Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm just kindly reminding you not to touch these dead people's dirty things. Maybe I can save your life. How can you treat your savior like this?"
Shen Lan: "Did you remind me like this?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Okay, okay, I was wrong in my words. How about I apologize?"
Before Shen Lan could agree, Jiang Nanxi looked at him with a sincere expression, "I'm sorry, I think that back-orifice bead is really suitable for you, and it matches your temperament so well!"
Chen Lan:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Look at your temperament, you are so cool and handsome, it suits you so well. Especially your eyes, they are just like those of a badass, the standard of a good-looking guy."
Chen Lan:?
audience:?
【??? Ah? Sis, your words are too rude, hahahahahahahaha.】
[Since that's the case, from now on, I'll call Chen Lan "the handsome guy with badass eyes" to match his badass temperament.]
Shen Lan was so angry at Jiang Nanxi that her eyes were blazing with fire. She rushed towards her angrily, "Jiang Nanxi, I have tolerated you for a long time!"
Shen Lan rushed to Jiang Nanxi's side, raised the big rock in his hand, and was about to smash it on her head.
Jiang Nanxi dodged nimbly, then raised his foot and kicked Shen Lan on the back, causing him to fall face down on the ground and slide for a long distance.
"you……!"
A large bloodstain was scratched on Shen Lan's face. He turned to look at Jiang Nanxi. The hairless human pig puppet beside Jiang Nanxi roared at him.
"Hoo-woof!"
The area of this underground palace is too large. The large human-pig puppet roared, and an echo was heard.
Chen Lan saw the ferocious expression of the human-pig puppet, and saw its body wriggling strangely, baring its teeth and trying to rush towards him. He was so scared that his face turned pale and he collapsed on the ground, not daring to move.
What a monster!
Why would Jiang Nanxi lead such a terrifying monster like a dog? Don't be too ridiculous!
[Chen Lan, can you please learn a lesson? Why did you provoke her? Sister Xi scolded you, so just bear with it!]
[I'm dying of laughter. I think Shen Lan is about to piss himself. Wasn't that awesome just now?]
[No, no one noticed that the human-pig puppet barked like a dog? Does this thing really think it's a dog?]
Jiang Nanxi pulled the rope and dragged the human pig puppet. "Baby, don't be impulsive. You can't eat him. He eats shit. You are a domesticated dog. You can't learn from him."
The human-pig puppet lay down quietly in an instant.
Chen Lan:?
audience:?
When Shen Lan heard what Jiang Nanxi said, he was so angry that his nose was about to be crooked, but he couldn't beat Jiang Nanxi, and he was afraid of the big monster beside her, so he could only hold his breath and stay away.
When Jiang Nanxi saw that Liu Qingyan had woken up, she ignored Shen Lan and went to find him.
This made Shen Lan breathe a sigh of relief.
While they were not paying attention, Shen Lan sneaked back to the stone chamber and continued to pack the jade artifacts. He put all the jade beads into the bag and prepared to take them away.
After he had packed the jade beads, he discovered that there were many gold, silver, jade and bronze antiques in the underground palace.
Shen Lan glanced at the other path in the stone chamber, then looked at the gold, silver and jade artifacts in the underground palace. A trace of greed flashed in his eyes.
"Since we're here, we might as well take more."
Shen Lan carried his backpack and returned to the underground palace, ready to pick up the precious burial objects on the ground.
Jiang Nanxi noticed his movements immediately and said coldly, "Don't touch anything in this underground palace. If you move anything and cause us any trouble, I will beat you to death."
"I'll just move, what do you think?"
Shen Lan immediately picked up the pile of gold bricks at his feet and put them into his backpack, then took out several high-quality jade carvings.
That's not enough.
He also hung various precious jade pendants, jade pendants, and jade pendants around his neck, and his wrists were full of jade bracelets.
His eyes became increasingly excited. "No wonder some people like to be tomb robbers. These things are enough to keep me well fed for the rest of my life! Why would I want to be in the entertainment industry anymore? I'll never have to work again!"
Jiang Nanxi said abruptly, "Tomb robbing is illegal. The drone is still broadcasting live. If you dare to take these things out, you will go to jail!"
Shen Lan's expression paused.
He turned his head to look at the drone not far away, picked up a gold brick, and threw it at the drone, trying to destroy it.
[Someone come! Protect the emperor, protect him quickly!]
[!!! Chen Lan, you troublemaker, try to hit me and I'll call the police to arrest you!]
[You idiot! You think you'll be alright if you smash the camera? The police will still find you!]
The drone narrowly avoided the gold brick.
Seeing that his first attack failed, Shen Lan wanted to continue, but suddenly a scream came from the underground palace.
The young tomb robber shouted in panic, "How come the lid of this crystal coffin is open? I remember it was sealed last time I came here! The concubine's body inside is gone!"
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