Chapter 127 Jiang Nanxi's chicken is playing basketball? !
Liu Qingyan was originally in a good mood, with a faint smile on his lips, but now the smile froze.
He glanced at Jiang Nanxi nonchalantly, "Teacher Jiang knows me so well? Have you ever tried?"
Jiang Nanxi: “…”
The audience ate the melons to their heart's content.
[Fuck, this is such a powerful question. What is your relationship?!]
[Hahahahahahaha, Jiang Nanxi asked you to play abstract, now you are behaving yourself!]
[These two have a combined total of 10,086 cunning schemes. Even the interviews are designed to set traps for each other!]
The staff member also watched the fun and didn't mind making things worse. He directly asked, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Liu treats you very differently. Have you known each other for a long time?"
[Okay, that's a great question! I've been wondering about this for a while! Bonus to the host!]
[Jiang Nanxi, speak! Have you ever tried?]
Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment and said, "Yes, we have known each other for a long time. We are old acquaintances."
Staff: "How did you meet? How long have you known each other?"
Jiang Nanxi: "We met while practicing Latin dance."
Staff: "Teacher Jiang and Teacher Liu are also interested in Latin dance? I didn't expect that! Can you give the audience a Latin dance performance?"
Jiang Nanxi: "No, no, I'm not a good student. I'd better not make a fool of myself."
The staff member looked at the silent Liu Qingyan and said, "Teacher Liu is famous for being a quick learner. He must be very good at Latin dance, right? You two can dance together for a while. Teacher Liu will definitely not let you embarrass yourself."
Jiang Nanxi: "Actually, I don't quite understand why I spent 3,500 yuan learning Latin dance, but my penis hasn't changed."
Jiang Nanxi turned to look at Liu Qingyan, "Have you changed after learning it? Have we been deceived?"
Liu Qingyan:?
Staff:?
The staff member's auntie smile disappeared, and she said dully, "Teacher Jiang, what kind of Latin dance are you talking about?"
"It's the kind of dance that stretches the penis."
Jiang Nanxi stood up and prepared to unbutton his jeans. "Since you insist on me doing a segment, I can only show you reluctantly."
Liu Qingyan was startled and quickly pulled her back to her seat, "Calm down!"
Jiang Nanxi asked him, "Then tell me, has yours changed? Why hasn't mine changed? Is it because I don't have one?"
Liu Qingyan: "..."
Jiang Nanxi: "Take off your pants, let's have a competition and let them see enough."
Liu Qingyan: "..."
Staff: “…”
[Hahahahahahaha, I'm really impressed. How can Jiang Nanxi just say all these nonsense?]
[Host: I have already been honest and dare not ask any more questions.]
[Hahahaha, you're asking stupid questions! Sister Xi has completely wiped out everyone's desire to communicate!]
The staff had several sharp questions to ask Jiang Nanxi, but she simply gave them no clues.
Jiang Nanxi added, "Are you done asking? I have to go practice Latin dancing. If you delay me any longer, I'll have to perform a piece for you on the spot."
Staff: “…”
The interview ended early, so Jiang Nanxi went back to her room to pack her luggage and prepare to go out for a walk.
As soon as she returned to the room, she saw a big rooster flying in from the open window.
"Coo-coo-coo!"
There are bad guys!
The rooster flew into her room with a wooden doll full of needles in its mouth, and then threw the doll at her feet.
"Gugugugugu!" Black magic!
Jiang Nanxi picked up the puppet and took a look. She saw a string of birth dates written on the back of the doll, which were exactly the birth dates she had deliberately said that night.
"Is this the puppet that controls Song Wanwan?"
Jiang Nanxi looked at the rooster in surprise, "Where did you find it?"
"Cuckoo!"
The rooster pointed out the window with its wings and said in her mind, "There's a flying head demon outside, sneaking around with the puppet in its mouth. I don't know what it wants to do, so I snatched the puppet away."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the puppet, the corners of her lips curled up, "It seems they noticed something was wrong and planned to come to me to see what's going on."
However, these two people only realized that something was wrong now. Isn’t it too late?
Jiang Nanxi put the puppet away, and then she felt a cold gaze staring at her from outside the window.
Jiang Nanxi looked out the window and saw a human head hidden on the treetops in the woods not far away.
Master Wu felt her gaze, opened his mouth and uttered a voice that entered her mind, "How dare you play tricks on me? I will make you live a life worse than death!"
Jiang Nanxi chuckled, standing by the window, holding out both hands and giving him the middle finger. "You? A frog tattoo on a tadpole, are you showing off your mother here?"
The big rooster squatted on the windowsill and imitated Jiang Nanxi, stretching out its two wings and giving Grandpa Wu the middle finger.
Big rooster: "Cuckoo~ idiot~ Cuckoo~ bald idiot~"
Jiang Nanxi: "You do look a bit bald. No wonder you pulled my hair out. Are you planning to give you a hair transplant?"
Big rooster: "Cuckoo~ so ugly."
The behavior of the man and the chicken made Master Wu so angry that his eyes were blazing and his face was twisted. "Damn it, a chicken dares to steal my things and even look down on me? I'm going to kill you right now!"
With a bang.
The head shot out of the woods and rushed towards them like a cannonball.
Uncle Wu had a ferocious look on his face and his bloody mouth was wide open, as if he was going to bite the chicken to death with one bite.
But the big rooster was faster than him and disappeared in a shadow.
When the big rooster appeared again, it was behind Grandpa Wu's head. It raised one wing and slapped Grandpa Wu hard on the back of his head.
call out--!
Bang--!
This slap directly knocked Master Wu's head away, hitting the wall not far away and then bouncing back.
Mr. Wu’s expression became even uglier.
He stared at Jiang Nanxi and the rooster sinisterly, "This chicken is quite intelligent, it looks like it's become a spirit! But so what? No one in this world can completely destroy my head. Sooner or later, I will exhaust you all!"
He turned his gaze and flew his head towards Jiang Nanxi, "I'll kill you first, then the chicken, and then I'll stew you two in the same pot!"
result.
Before he could even touch Jiang Nanxi, the chicken appeared next to his head again, raised its wings and slapped him hard again.
call out--!
Bang--!
The head was hit like a ball and flew away, knocking a big hole in the wall, but Master Wu's head was not damaged at all and he continued to rush forward.
call out--!
Bang--!
The big rooster was slapped away again!
The noise was so loud that everyone downstairs in the B&B noticed it and ran over to check it out.
"What's going on? Why is the house shaking? Is it going to collapse?"
"What's hitting the wall?!"
"It seems like the noise is coming from Jiang Nanxi's room. Is she banging her head against the wall because she doesn't want to live anymore?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not hitting the wall, don't panic, it's my chicken playing basketball!"
audience:? ? ?
Master Wu: ???
Who is Basketball?!
Tell me clearly who is basketball!
“Ahhhhhh!”
Uncle Wu was so angry that he let out a deafening roar, then turned around and rushed towards the ordinary people downstairs.
"All of you, die!"
Wait until he has sucked all these people dry and his power has greatly increased, then he will deal with that bitch!
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