Chapter 146 How can a person be so courageous!
[No, is Jiang Nanxi crazy? How can you park a helicopter like that?]
[Jiang Nanxi doesn't have to offer advice, so he doesn't have to. Even if you don't want to live, others do!]
"So what do you guys think we should do? We can't just go back and drive over here, right? That's too pathetic!"
"Or maybe I could just park it on an SUV. At worst, if it gets crushed, I'll just have to pay for it. That's better than damaging a helicopter, right?"
The audience was shocked by Jiang Nanxi's proposal, and no one else at the scene dared to agree with her proposal.
She said nothing would happen, but that meant nothing would happen. This was a matter of life and death.
The director called the foreign program team again and even called their chief director.
The director said in English, "There are a lot of things to deal with before filming starts. I don't have time to help you. Can't you figure it out on your own? Didn't your mother teach you how to solve problems on your own?"
After he finished speaking, he muttered, "You still have to come to me for such a trivial matter? The Chinese are really troublesome!"
"you……!"
The director was so angry that his face turned red on the spot.
He felt insulted and wanted to taunt back, but he didn't know what to say.
Jiang Nanxi snatched the phone and said in Chinese, "My name is Shangguan Nanbei. Excuse me, are you Sima Dongxi?"
The other party didn't speak.
Jiang Nanxi continued, "Why aren't you talking? Don't you understand Chinese? Have you never been to school? If you can't even understand Chinese, it's hard to talk to you."
The director said in not very standard Chinese, "I understand, you...you are a little impolite!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Then answer me, are you Sima Dongxi?"
Chief Director: "You...have no qualities..."
Jiang Nanxi: "How am I uncultured? I just asked you, is your name Sima Dongxi? Don't you know that there is a surname called Sima in Chinese culture?
If you can't even understand something as simple as Chinese culture, why did you come to China to film a show? Or is it that your learning ability is so poor that you can't learn anything?"
Director: “I…”
Jiang Nanxi: "You stutter when you speak, and I can tell at a glance that your cerebellum is underdeveloped.
Since you are a visitor from afar, I will not argue with you today and teach you a little about Chinese culture. There is a famous saying in classical Chinese, said by Lao Tzu. Do you know Lao Tzu?
Before the director could reply, Jiang Nanxi continued, "Laozi said, 'When a friend comes from afar, he must be punished, no matter how far away he is.' This is also what I want to say to you today."
The director was silent for a long time, then said, "I've studied a lot about Chinese culture, but this doesn't seem to be what Laozi said."
Jiang Nanxi: "Your father said so."
Chief Director: ????
[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. If you want to curse, you have to look no further than Jiang Nanxi! The foreigners are completely stunned!]
Our Director Xue is so excited, it feels like he's about to stand up and salute Jiang Nanxi!
How can someone be so cowardly? Jiang Nanxi, you are my god! I won't watch this variety show without you!
Just when everyone else had a dazed look on their faces, Jiang Nanxi hung up the phone and threw it back to the director.
She said to the pilot, "Stop dithering and making a fool of yourself. Stop the helicopter immediately."
The pilot was very angry when he heard the foreign director's ridicule, but... but he really couldn't do what Jiang Nanxi asked!
He couldn't afford to compensate for the loss of a helicopter!
At this time.
Liu Qingyan's voice came, "Stop, I will bear all the losses."
"You should have said so earlier!"
The pilot roared and rushed towards the helicopter in the open space below. "I will fight you to the death today!"
boom--!
Bang--!
Under the shocked gazes of all the foreigners below, the Chinese program team's helicopter rumbled and landed on top of their helicopter.
"Are these Chinese people crazy?"
"What are they doing?"
"Are they planning to destroy our plane? If they do, expect to pay a hefty sum for it!"
Just when everyone thought that the collision of the two helicopters would cause a major accident.
But nothing happened.
When the Chinese helicopter landed, a light blue spiritual power enveloped the entire helicopter, dissipating the impact of the helicopter's landing.
The helicopter landed safely on top of the other helicopter, and neither aircraft suffered any damage.
The pilot was shocked. "Oh my god, how come nothing happened? Why didn't I realize my skills were so good?"
Jiang Nanxi said, "You guys go first. I'll go last. I need to keep the plane stable."
The pilot gave her a shocked look.
What did she do?
Why can she keep the plane stable?
The pilot followed the others down first. When he saw the specific situation of the two helicopter stacking games, he was even more shocked.
You know, helicopters have propellers, and the upper helicopter actually landed directly on the propeller of the lower helicopter!
It is difficult to maintain balance with this parking method. Even if the balance is maintained temporarily, if the people inside move slightly, the helicopter above will overturn and fall down!
But now, the balance is maintained!
After everyone calmed down, Jiang Nanxi jumped out of the helicopter and greeted the foreign program crew.
"Hello everyone."
All the guests and staff of the foreign program team stared at the two planes playing Jenga with their mouths wide open in shock.
The director even raised his finger and said, "How did you do this...?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I don't know. I just said it casually, and he just stopped and did it."
The director slowly closed his mouth and looked at the two helicopters with a complicated expression.
After a long while, he couldn't help but say, "You are all here, please move your helicopters, our helicopter is about to take off and return home."
This helicopter was not purchased by their program crew, but rented, and they paid by the hour.
After the helicopter dropped the guests off, it naturally had to go back first. If they had stayed here waiting for the recording to end, the fees they would have to pay would have been very high!
Jiang Nanxi looked at the pilot and asked, "He asked you to get on and drive away, can you still do it?"
"No, no, no, this is absolutely not possible. If I go up there, it will probably collapse!"
The pilot shook his head like a rattle.
"I will just stay like this and won't move away. Let their pilots figure out how to move away.
Oh, and remember not to damage my plane when you leave, or I'll sue you for compensation!"
Jiang Nanxi looked at the director apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, my pilot only knows how to park the plane like this and won't fly it away. How about asking your pilot to think of a solution?"
The director took one look at the two helicopters struggling to maintain balance and his face turned green.
How can we solve this problem?
The helicopter above looked shaky. Their pilot had probably just climbed up and hadn't even taken off yet, and the whole plane was about to fall down and be smashed!
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