Chapter 149: Chinese chickens know Kung Fu?!
Not only were the foreign guests stunned, but the global audience who were following the show were also stunned on the other side of the screen.
What's up with this Chinese guy's broom? Did he borrow it from Harry Potter?
Why did Harry Potter lend it to him, but not to me? Harry Potter and I are from the same country, and I've never even seen a flying broomstick!
[That’s right, Harry Potter is in China! ]
[Laughing Mouse, Song Shixing, as a veteran guest who has collaborated with Jiang Nanxi on two episodes, has been successfully led astray.]
"Is he looking down on us?"
The foreign guests came to their senses and glared at Song Shixing with sparks in their eyes.
Seeing the situation was so serious, Jiang Nanxi quickly stepped forward to smooth things over and said, "Don't be angry, everyone. He didn't mean it. We should get along in a friendly way!"
“Who wants to be friendly with you!”
Johnson turned around and glared at Jiang Nanxi, saying, "Who the hell are you? Women have no right to speak here!"
Jiang Nanxi smiled, "I'm a pig with a human face. Although I have a human face, I eat as much as a pig. You'd better not mess with me. People like me are the hardest to mess with. If I get angry, I'll eat up all your food!"
Johnson: ???
Before Johnson could react, Jiang Nanxi raised his leg and kicked the big rooster at his feet.
The big rooster crowed and flew up, flapping its wings like a strong wind sweeping away fallen leaves, and used its spiritual power to sweep down all the wild fruits on the tree.
Jiang Nanxi and others reacted quickly and started packing these wild fruits into their backpacks.
There weren't many wild fruits on the tree to begin with, and they were soon all packed up.
That wasn't all. The big rooster also flew to Delong on the tree, snatched all the fruits he had just picked from his hands, and then leisurely flew to Jiang Nanxi.
The chicken was so fast that Deron couldn't react, let alone stop it.
"My fruit—!"
Delong yelled and quickly climbed down from the tree, trying to find the chicken to get the fruit back.
"Give it back to me, or I'll kill you!"
The prop Delong carried was a dagger. His eyes were fierce and he stabbed the rooster directly with the dagger.
The big rooster held the fruits in its two wings, flew up and kicked Delon in the face, kicking him three meters away and hitting a tree not far away.
boom--!
Bang--!
The whole audience fell silent.
[Oh my god, this chicken knows Chinese Kung Fu! Not only can it fly, it also knows Chinese Kung Fu!]
[No way, chickens in China know Kung Fu? How powerful must the Chinese be?!]
I, a Chinese, am sweating profusely. This is a series of stories about people being inferior to chickens. Even chickens know kung fu, but I don't.
[I'm done. My international student roommate wants me to teach him kung fu tomorrow. I'm trying to figure out how to write this.]
Jiang Nanxi and his teammates collected all the wild fruits on the tree and left none for themselves.
This was the only tree nearby that had edible fruit; all the other trees had poisonous fruit. If they wanted to eat, they had to find something else.
All the foreign guests looked extremely unhappy.
Jiang Nanxi looked at them in surprise. "No way, no way, you're so slow picking fruit that you can't even grab a chicken. Are you guys thin dogs?"
This time, those people's faces turned green.
"Who are you scolding?"
Johnson was tall and strong, with ferocious features and a bad temper. He walked towards Jiang Nanxi with anger in his eyes.
He stared at Jiang Nanxi's backpack and said, "There are fruits we picked in it. Give it back to us!"
Jiang Nanxi wasn't afraid of him and said slowly, "If you have the guts, take it back yourself. Don't you think your fighting skills are very high? Why don't you compete with my chicken?"
Johnson:?
Please, he is the boxing champion of Country M and the champion of the underground boxing ring. How can you let him compete with a chicken?
Who the hell are you humiliating!
Johnson snorted coldly, pointed at Song Shixing who had just gotten off the broom and said, “I don’t hit women, and I’m not interested in bullying a small animal. Let him come over and compete with me.
If he can beat me, I won't take the wild fruits. If he can't beat me, you have to hand over all the fruits, not even one!"
Jiang Nanxi raised an index finger and shook it at him, "Oh, oh, oh, this is against the rules. According to our Chinese martial arts tradition, you must defeat our beast pet before you are qualified to compete with its owner.
If you can't beat a beast pet, it means you're inferior to the beast, and you're not qualified to compete with humans."
Johnson:?
What kind of rotten rule is this? Does China have such a rule? Why does it feel like she's scolding him?
Johnson could only understand what Jiang Nanxi was saying through the translator, and could not grasp its meaning very accurately.
He said, "Okay, then I'll compete with it first. When it dies, it's mine. I'm going to use it to make chicken soup! I'll beat you up later!"
Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly, "Let's talk about it after you can kill him."
[Hahahaha, he actually agreed! If I hadn't studied Chinese culture, I probably wouldn't understand what Jiang Nanxi said.]
[Fool, I'm calling you a beast, why are you still trying to show off?]
[Feng Aotian is Sister Xi's pet, and Johnson is Cheng George's pet. This kind of competition is indeed very reasonable.]
Jiang Nanxi and the others stepped back a little, leaving only Big Rooster and Johnson standing there.
Johnson roared angrily and punched the rooster with his fist.
His fist made a sound of breaking through the air.
boom--!
If this punch hit the big rooster, it would probably turn it into a pile of chicken patties.
But when the punch was about to hit the big rooster, its figure disappeared out of thin air.
Yes, it just disappeared out of thin air.
It was standing there just fine, and then it disappeared, which made the foreign guests and audiences stare wide-eyed.
Where's the chicken? Where did it go?
【Wasn't it still there just now?】
[Oh my god, this chicken not only knows Chinese Kung Fu, but can it also teleport? This is too scary!]
With a plop.
Johnson's punch was very powerful, but because he didn't hit anything, he fell to the ground.
Before anyone could react, the rooster appeared and stood on Johnson's back.
Johnson fell to the ground and wanted to get up, but he found a strange force on his back.
This force pressed down on him like a mountain, making him unable to move, let alone stand up.
"Something's on my back!"
He couldn't see behind him, and his voice was filled with fear.
“Pah pah pah pah pah——!”
The big rooster raised its wings and flapped them dozens of times at the back of his head, leaving afterimages. Johnson's screams continued to be heard.
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