Chapter 206 Why do we say we are a family?
Jiang Nanxi looked at Monkey Hand in confusion, "What do you mean? Didn't you say you could fulfill all wishes? Doesn't that mean my wish isn't really a wish? If you don't have that ability, then stop pretending. You thought you were so awesome."
The monkey's hand glowed red again, and a cold voice came from inside, "How can you make a wish like that? Why don't you wish to be my father?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I think being your father is better than being the president of Country M. I still want to be the president of Country M."
Monkey Hand:? ? ?
Song Shixing's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say, "You should only wish for things that are related to yourself, right? This matter has nothing to do with you at all."
Monkey Hand sneered, "That's right, you can only wish for things related to you. Human, don't be greedy, otherwise you will get nothing!"
“How come being president has nothing to do with me?”
Jiang Nanxi curled her lips and took out her phone to show the two people beside her, "Look, a few days ago I used my account to post a few reasons why I'm running for the US government. There are a lot of people supporting me online."
Song Shiting happened to be standing next to Jiang Nanxi, and he took a look at the content on Jiang Nanxi's mobile phone.
This Weibo post was posted by Jiang Nanxi out of boredom last night, and it is still trending on the search list.
The hot search topics are all #Jiang Nanxi is running for president, #I must vote for Jiang Nanxi, #If you are Chinese, vote for Jiang Nanxi to be the president of the United States. If you don’t vote, you are not Chinese!
Jiang Nanxi V: It's election time again in Country M. I suggest you elect me as president. First, I'm Asian, and Country M currently doesn't have an Asian leader. If I'm elected, I can further break down racial discrimination and inspire more people to pursue equality and fairness.
Second, I will change the official language of Country M to Chinese, because there are many Chinese people and it is more convenient for everyone in the world to speak Chinese together.
Third, cancel the delivery fees of KFC and McDonald’s.
Fourth, after I take office, I will strictly order McDonald's to reduce the price of 1+1 by 11.9, and at the same time change KFC's Crazy Thursday to Crazy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Saturday, so that everyone can go completely crazy on all days.
Fifth, I, appointed by Heaven, have experience in leadership. Please give me your precious vote.
[For Crazy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Seven, I must also vote for Jiang Nanxi! Jiang Nanxi, go for it!]
[Great! It's His Majesty the Emperor! We're saved! We don't have to learn English anymore!]
[I'm voting for Jiang Nanxi too. Isn't her Weibo vote count higher than those from overseas? Why doesn't Country America allow our Emperor to be president?]
Jiang Nanxi took out the phone, read out what he had sent, and raised the phone over.
"Look for yourself, there are still many people supporting me online. My Weibo vote count has surpassed those of the politicians. How can this matter have nothing to do with me?"
The monkey hand remained motionless and said nothing more.
Jiang Nanxi added, "Also, I have experience as a leader. I was once an emperor, so I have a certain amount of work experience and knowledge. If I am selected, I will definitely be able to get started quickly."
Monkey hand: "..."
Song Shiting, Song Shixing:
After a long, long time, the monkey's hand did not move.
Just when everyone thought the monkey hand would not work again, it slowly said, "Change your wish. If you don't want to change it, someone else can make a wish."
Jiang Nanxi looked at Song Shixing with regret, "This thing is so useless. It can't even fulfill such a simple wish. Then why don't you make a simpler one?"
When Song Shixing saw Jiang Nanxi handing over the monkey hand, he fell into deep thought.
Monkey Hand: "What did I hear you say about the Song family just now? I can make this happen, tell me quickly."
Song Shixing: "I don't want to make that wish anymore. I think that wish is out of context. I want China to unify the world and then let me become the king of football."
Monkey Hand:? ? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi clapped his hands loudly, "Great! This is great! You be the king of football, I'll be the emperor of football, and let the Song family become the richest and most powerful family on earth!"
Monkey Hand's gnashing voice came, "Are you two sick? You're elementary school students, right? Change someone else!"
Jiang Nanxi and Song Shixing looked at Song Shiting at the same time and winked at him.
Song Shiting took the monkey's hand, coughed lightly, and said, "Lord Spirit God, I am willing to offer everything to ask you to fulfill my wish. I want to be the richest CEO in the Milky Way."
Monkey Hand: "Brother, is there a possibility that I am just a ghost who has been dead for a hundred years. I don’t even know if there are people outside the earth. How can I let you become the richest CEO in the Milky Way?!
I really want to ask, do you Song family members have a hereditary mental illness? I suggest that you all go to a mental hospital for a brain check-up!
Song Shiting frowned and said, "Master, didn't you say you can fulfill all my wishes? Is this not possible?"
"Of course not!!!"
Monkey Hand roared, "If you make such a ridiculous wish again, I will kill your whole family!"
Song Shiting asked, "What wish can I make?"
Monkey Hand: "For example, what you mentioned at the beginning, changing the Song family's fortune, or changing personal fortune, or personal health and safety."
Jiang Nanxi raised her hands in an Ultraman-like manner, "Monkey Hand, Monkey Hand! I want eternal life, to never get sick, to have endless money to spend, and endless handsome men to touch!"
Monkey Hand roared again, "Get out!! If you're not allowed to make a wish, get your two brothers to do it!"
"What?!"
Song Shiting and Song Shixing did not make any more wishes. They both looked at Jiang Nanxi in shock.
Why, Monkey Hand said they are a family?!
Jiang Nanxi's expression didn't change at all. He reached out and took the talisman off the monkey's hand.
"Actually, I was just teasing you."
Jiang Nanxi curled the corners of his lips slightly, looking at the monkey hand and saying, "This thing does attract ghosts for a certain number of years, but it doesn't necessarily require a wish. As long as the ghost in the monkey hand is eliminated, this thing will be of no use."
Jiang Nanxi threw away the talisman in his hand and took out a new one from the space.
This is the thunder and fire talisman she drew herself.
As soon as the talisman was taken out and came into contact with the ghost energy, it began to burn on its own. A dark cloud appeared out of nowhere in the study, and bursts of thunder were heard from the dark cloud.
Boom, boom!
Lightning flashed continuously in the dark clouds, and then struck directly at the monkey hand on the table.
"ah!!!!"
The thing in the monkey's hand screamed, and more and more ghost energy overflowed from it.
Whoosh.
The monkey hand that was originally lying flat on the table suddenly stood up, and the five hand bones swung wildly, and it jumped off the table as if it had grown legs.
The monkey hand was extremely fast and ran away the moment the lightning struck. The lightning struck the table and smashed the ancient wooden desk that Song Shiting had spent millions to buy into pieces.
But Song Shiting was in no mood to pay attention to such trivial matters. His mind was full of what Monkey Hand said.
“Don’t run!”
Jiang Nanxi saw Monkey Hand jumping out of the window. She raised her hand to disperse the dark clouds and then chased after him.
Song Shiting and Song Shixing were still standing there, looking at the wood chips and dust on the ground with complicated expressions.
A long time passed.
Song Shixing then said, "Brother, why did Monkey Hand say we are a family? Did it make a mistake?"
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
