Chapter 214 is mainly a smell of shit and light shit, which goes straight to the palate...
Wei Yanbo was drinking corn porridge, and when he heard this, he almost spit out the porridge.
He looked at the hairy crabs on the plate full of crab roe and crab paste, and his mind was filled with the words "prefabricated shit".
Wei Yanbo looked at Jiang Nanxi unhappily and said, "Could you please not bring up this kind of topic while we're eating? It's really uncivilized and disgusting!"
Jiang Nanxi: "What's the matter, don't you want to poop?"
Cheng George also got angry when he heard this, "Jiang Nanxi, are you done yet? We're having a meal, and you're saying this kind of thing! Are you deliberately trying to disgust us?"
Jiang Nanxi: "So what? You don't poop either?"
Cheng George: "..."
Wei Yanbo: "..."
Can you please stop talking about shit?!
Eating!
Seeing that the two looked like they were constipated, Jiang Nanxi said shyly, "Teacher Liu, do you know what the main smell of a person is?"
Liu Qingyan said "Oh~" very cooperatively, and then asked, "What does it smell like?"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at the others and said, "Hmm... It's mainly a smell of shit and a light smell of shit. I really recommend that some girls store some good shit in their stomachs. That way, when they eat, this aroma will reach their palate directly, and maybe even reach the top of their heads."
Liu Qingyan looked at the others and asked, "Did you guys stock up before eating? Is there a taste that goes straight to the roof of your mouth?"
director:"……"
Others: “…”
Cheng George lost his appetite for the half-eaten king crab leg in his hand and put it down with a bang.
He said to the director with a grim expression, "Director, can you please ask them to get out? They're ruining our appetites here! Besides, they don't deserve to eat, and they shouldn't be in the box in the first place!"
The director's face looked ugly, and he had lost his appetite a little. But when he was about to speak, Jiang Nanxi suddenly covered his stomach and screamed.
"Oh, my stomach hurts so much, I need to poop, I need to go to the bathroom!"
The director saw Jiang Nanxi running towards the door, clutching her stomach. He couldn't help but say, "If you want to go to the bathroom, go ahead. Can you please not be so blunt? Everyone's still eating, and you've ruined their appetite!"
Jiang Nanxi looked at them apologetically and said sincerely, "Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it so bluntly. I'm going to the bathroom to make a chocolate milkshake first, you guys take your time to eat it."
Jiang Nanxi ran out of the box in a flash, and then a waiter came in with drinks.
The waiter said to them, "Six chocolate milkshakes are ready. Which six customers are they for?"
director:_
Others:
Did she do it on purpose?
She did it on purpose, didn't she?!
No one answered the waiter, so the waiter had to put six chocolate milkshakes on the table and left, letting them divide them among themselves.
There was a photographer broadcasting live in the box, and the audience also watched the scene.
[Help! Hahahahahaha, what the hell is this pre-made shit?! Why didn't you let Jiang Nanxi eat? Now it's over, no one can eat properly!]
[Chocolate milkshake, hahahahahaha, Director, why don't you drink it? Is it because you don't like chocolate?]
The director, observers and guests all looked pale and had lost their appetite, while the audience was enjoying the show with great enthusiasm.
After a long time, Jiang Nanxi still didn't come back. When everyone finally recovered and forgot about what happened, Jiang Nanxi's voice suddenly came from the door again.
"director!"
Jiang Nanxi screamed in panic, "Director! I pooped my pants, what should I do? Think of a solution!"
"ah?"
The director looked towards the door in horror, and then saw Jiang Nanxi kick the door open and come in.
Jiang Nanxi rushed in, yelling, "Director, director, help! Not only did I poop on my pants, I also accidentally peed on my coat! What should I do? I'm so embarrassed!"
The director was terrified when he saw the brown sticky liquid on her clothes. He roared frantically, "Jiang Nanxi, don't come over here!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Ah ...
Director: "Don't come over here!!!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Ahhhh!"
Director: "Ahhh, what's that sticky thing on your hands? Get away! Get away from me!"
Jiang Nanxi: "After I finished pooping, I felt something stuck on my clothes, so I touched it. Director, can you help me take a look?"
Director: “Ahhhhhhhhhhh!”
Jiang Nanxi shouted and rushed towards the director, forcing the director to jump up from his seat and run towards the door.
Seeing the director run away, Jiang Nanxi looked at the other people at the table and continued to shout.
"Ahhh, what should I do!"
She suddenly wiped Wei Yanbo's face, then took off her coat stained with brown sticky liquid and threw it directly at Cheng George who was not far away.
"Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? How dare you throw shit on me?! Are you fucking crazy?"
“Ah! How disgusting!”
"Where's the bathroom? I'm going to throw up!"
Everyone at the scene was so frightened when they saw Jiang Nanxi groping around on the table with his dirty hands that they all jumped up and fled out of the box as if they were running for their lives.
Everyone ran away, only Li Chu and Liu Qingyan were still there. Liu Qingyan handed Jiang Nanxi a pack of wet wipes.
"Hurry up and wipe the chocolate sauce off your hands and pack your things. I'll be back soon once they realize what's going on."
Li Chu suddenly understood what was going on. "So you asked me for chocolate to make this. I was wondering why it smelled different. Those people are so stupid!"
In fact, the main reason was that Jiang Nanxi didn't wipe his dirty hands on her. When other people saw Jiang Nanxi wiping his dirty hands on themselves, they were so disgusted that they lost their judgment.
However, when those people ran to the bathroom to clean themselves up, they realized it was chocolate sauce.
But Jiang Nanxi had smeared a lot of it on their clothes, and it would take some time to clean it up.
When everyone came back after cleaning up, they found that all the dishes in the private room were gone. They had all been packed up and taken away!
Cheng George was so angry that his face twisted.
"Jiang Nanxi, this crazy woman, seems like she's deliberately going crazy to lure us away so she can take the opportunity to pack up the food!"
The director was speechless for a while, and finally could only order another table of food for the guests.
Jiang Nanxi's side.
She came out of the restaurant carrying several bags of food, and then saw a luxury car parked at the door.
Song Wanwan was not in the restaurant just now, but sitting in this luxury car. A young and handsome man was sitting in the driver's seat of the luxury car.
The two of them were talking sweetly to each other in the car and hugging each other affectionately.
Jiang Nanxi blinked, and a stream of spiritual power shot out from his hand and landed on the young man's face.
In the car, Song Wanwan was about to kiss her handsome and rich little puppy.
As a result, as I approached him, I suddenly saw his facial features falling off his face!
“Ahhh!!!”
Screams of terror echoed through the night.
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