Chapter 216: Evil Mantis Shrimp, I’ll teach you a lesson on the spot
[This is hilarious! If this is considered self-defense, then I also used self-defense today. I just walked past the kitchen and three fried chickens attacked me. I had no choice but to eat them to stop them!]
[Pipi Shrimp: What a huge pot.]
[I didn't expect that the mantis shrimp would die, but I was actually scolded for having shrimps but no shrimps to feed them. Hahahaha! ]
The audience enjoyed the excitement, but Wei Yanbo became even more furious after hearing this. "You're just talking nonsense and trying to make excuses for your own bad behavior!"
Jiang Nanxi sniffed and choked up, saying, "If it really doesn't work, call the police. Let them explain to you whether self-defense is feasible."
Wei Yanbo:?
Jiang Nanxi looked at Liu Qingyan beside him, "Teacher Liu, you saw it just now. Their attack was so ferocious. If we didn't put them in the takeout box, we wouldn't survive!"
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched. "Indeed, the situation just now was too thrilling."
Wei Yanbo:?
Jiang Nanxi hugged Liu Qingyan beside her and started crying again, "Teacher Liu, wow, wow, wow, what kind of world is this? How can it be wrong for me to protect myself? Am I the only one who can be bullied?!"
Wei Yanbo:?
Seeing Jiang Nanxi crying louder and louder, Wei Yanbo couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "Okay, Pipi Shrimp wants to hit you, right? If you're brave enough, let Pipi Shrimp hit you and see! If Pipi Shrimp really can hit people, let this matter go!"
Jiang Nanxi stopped crying.
She suddenly saw an uneaten mantis shrimp dropped on the ground next to the coffee table.
Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Wei, is that true? If you saw Pipixia beating someone, would you believe what I said?"
Wei Yanbo sneered, "Yeah, let Pipixia beat someone up for me. If Pipixia can't beat anyone up, then you are being unreasonable. You should apologize publicly to everyone!"
In addition, you need to pay for tonight's meal, and you and Liu Qingyan's team will also receive certain punishments."
"What punishment?"
Hearing Jiang Nanxi's question, the director replied, "You have violated the rules and cannot participate in the three rounds of games. These three rounds of games are related to tonight's midnight snack, tomorrow's lunch, and dinner.
If you can't attend, it means you won't be able to eat tomorrow!"
Jiang Nanxi looked at them with condemnation, "Such a severe punishment? You are so cruel!"
The director said again, "Okay, tell us exactly how Pipi Shrimp hit you. If you can't tell us, and we can't see Pipi Shrimp hitting people, then you will accept the punishment!"
Jiang Nanxi picked up the mantis shrimp that had fallen on the ground next to the coffee table and put it on a plate.
"This evil shrimp escaped and I finally caught it."
Jiang Nanxi handed the plate to the director, "Director, hold it. It will attack you soon. Be careful not to get hurt!"
The director took the shrimp with a speechless look on his face. "It's already dead, how can it attack people? I really didn't expect you to say such outrageous things just for a bite of food!"
Jiang Nanxi blinked at him.
The director was stunned for a moment, and had a bad feeling in his heart, and then the next second,
He saw the mantis shrimp lying on the plate suddenly jumped up, and then slapped his face with its tail!
Director: ???
Before the director could react, the mantis shrimp started swinging its tail wildly in front of him, just like a fish washed ashore by the sea and flapping its tail wildly. The mantis shrimp slapped the director's face with its tail.
Bang bang bang!
Before long, red marks appeared on the director's cheeks, and his cheeks were swollen from the pain.
"ah!"
The director screamed and waved his hands vigorously to try to open the mantis shrimp, but the mantis shrimp dodged him several times.
"Help! The mantis shrimp is hitting someone!"
"director!"
When Wei Yanbo saw this scene, he was stunned and it took him a long time to react.
He stretched out his hand to help the director get rid of the shrimp that was clinging to him, but the shrimp slapped him in the face.
Bang bang bang bang!
When the mantis shrimp saw Wei Yanbo coming, it stopped pestering the director and started wagging its tail wildly at Wei Yanbo's face, leaving several red marks on his face.
"Help, help! Jiang Nanxi, what did you do? Hurry up and make Pipi Shrimp stop!"
"Stop it, Jiang Nanxi, is this you who is causing this? Stop it now!"
The two of them ran around the room with their heads in each other's arms, and the shrimp chased them relentlessly.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you! Evil mantis shrimp, let my belly punish you!"
Jiang Nanxi quickly slid over and caught the evil mantis shrimp. He peeled the shrimp and ate it with vinegar. Only then did the room become quiet.
Liu Qingyan: "..."
audience:"……"
The director and Wei Yanbo calmed down, and when they saw Jiang Nanxi happily chewing the mantis shrimp, their faces turned green.
The director couldn't help but say, "What did you do to the mantis shrimp? You must have done something to it, so it attacked us like a ghost!"
Wei Yanbo also said, "That's right, the mantis shrimp has been cooked, how could it possibly attack others! Besides, it's a seafood, there's no way it can fly up and slap someone!"
"You don't know this, do you?"
Jiang Nanxi threw away the remains of the mantis shrimp and said solemnly, "Actually, these seafood were all salvaged from waters contaminated by nuclear wastewater. They've already mutated. Eating them could be disastrous!"
The director was shocked. "Really? We ordered another table today, and everyone ate a lot! What will happen if we eat this kind of seafood?"
Jiang Nanxi: "It's not good for your health anyway."
Director: "But most of the dishes in the hotels and restaurants on this island are seafood. Are we going to have nothing to eat for the next few days?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, you'd better not eat anymore. If you ordered any food, you can bring it to me. I am willing to sacrifice my health for everyone's safety."
Director: ???
The director finally realized that he had been tricked by that bastard Jiang Nanxi again. He was so angry that his eyes were blazing with anger. "Jiang Nanxi, can you be more normal?!"
Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm normal. You wanted to see a mantis shrimp beat someone up, so I showed it to you. Now you can prove that what I said was not wrong, right?
Just now, the evil mantis shrimp brought a large group of seafood to beat me up. I packed up these evil seafood and took them away for your safety."
The director and Wei Yanbo didn't say anything, with a hint of death on their faces, and they didn't know how to refute.
Wei Yanbo regretted so much that he gave her a perfect score. It would have been better to give her a high score and let her eat normally!
This way, they won't be disgusted when they eat, and they won't be forced to accept her ridiculous remarks!
The director and Wei Yanbo left in shame.
Jiang Nanxi returned to her room to rest with satisfaction, and agreed with Liu Qingyan not to participate in the late-night snack game.
Because the two of them really couldn't eat anymore, they didn't need this game.
After Jiang Nanxi washed up and rested for a while, she prepared to turn off the lights and go to bed.
As soon as he turned off the lights, Jiang Nanxi heard a slight noise coming from the balcony.
She turned her head and saw a bloody eye staring at her through the gap in the curtains!
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