Chapter 235 I’ll show you how to steal your whole family!
The old man looked in the direction of Jiang Nanxi, then looked at Xu Fan, and after thinking for a while, he said, "We'll talk about it when the time comes. She came to mourn, so logically, she should give it to the old man."
Xu Fan said dissatisfiedly, "How many women have been sent to this old man? Is this the only one missing?"
The old man glared at him and said, "Xu Fan, when the old man was alive, he made money from business and helped your family a lot. What do you mean by competing with the old man for people now?
The old man is dead now, and he can be considered your ancestor. If he lives well in the underworld, he can bless you in the future!"
“…”
Xu Fan was silent, and the old man continued, "You must know who can rob and who cannot rob. If you offend this old man, even if you are a member of the Xu family, your whole family will be finished!"
These words made Xu Fan shudder. He was obviously afraid of the dead old man and did not mention the matter again.
Xu Fan turned around and left, continuing to help Xu's relatives prepare the banquet at twelve o'clock.
Soon, it was twelve o'clock.
Because it was evening, there were not many people coming to eat, and including the relatives of the Xu family who came to help, there were only two tables of people.
Jiang Nanxi and the other four sat at the same table.
When Jiang Nanxi saw the dishes being served, she smelled a familiar aroma of herbs.
She narrowed her eyes, stared at the dishes for a while, and whispered to Liu Qingyan beside her, "Do you smell it? It seems to be the smell of soul-guiding grass."
"It's the soul-guiding grass."
Liu Qingyan already knew about the strange things happening here. He thought for a moment and said, "People who eat the soul-guiding grass will have their souls leave their bodies for no reason. If the soul can't return in time, the body will wither and die. It's very likely that the soul of the woman who died before was taken away, causing her body to die."
"That should be it."
Jiang Nanxi said, "The souls of those women were taken away, and it must be related to this old man."
"Um."
After Liu Qingyan responded, he saw Jiang Nanxi casually pick up a large piece of pig's trotter and eat it. His expression paused.
"These dishes have been spiked with ingredients, why are you still eating them? What if they take your soul away?"
Jiang Nanxi snorted softly, "Don't you know what my soul looks like? If he dares to lead my soul, I'll be very happy."
Jiang Nanxi's soul is at the level of a ghost king that escaped from the eighteen levels of hell. When ghosts and monsters outside meet her, they will basically be treated as food by her!
Liu Qingyan also ate.
His soul is not afraid of being led out.
The photographer didn't know that something had been added to the dishes. When he saw Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan eating them, he also put a lot of delicious dishes into his own bowl.
But just as he was about to eat, his entire bowl was taken away by Jiang Nanxi, "Photography teacher, you've been trying to lose weight recently, right? I'll help you finish it!"
Photographer:?
Leng Huaixin also picked up some dishes, but he felt something was wrong, so he didn't eat them.
Seeing Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan enjoying their meal so much, he couldn't help but remind them, "Be careful. This family's funeral is so strange, these things might also be problematic."
Upon hearing this, the photographer immediately forgave Jiang Nanxi's behavior, "Teacher Jiang, I know you're doing this for my own good, but you have to be careful too!"
Jiang Nanxi waved her hand and said, "I'm fine. Tell me if you want to eat anything, and I'll help you."
Photographer: “…”
Leng Huaixin: "..."
Jiang Nanxi was enjoying her meal when she heard a loud noise from the other end of the table. Someone slammed a wine glass on the table and stood up to look at her.
This person is Xu Fan.
Xu Fan looked at Jiang Nanxi meaningfully and said, "You guys seem to be enjoying your meal, but we have a rule here. If you want to eat for free, you not only have to mourn for the old man, but you also have to perform a show during the meal to liven things up. The old man doesn't like to leave alone."
After Xu Fan finished speaking, he pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Let's start with you. Each of you must perform a lively show, otherwise you can't continue eating!"
Everyone at both tables looked at Jiang Nanxi.
Seeing her beautiful face and extraordinary temperament, the relatives of the Xu family became interested and urged Jiang Nanxi to perform.
Jiang Nanxi chewed on the pig's trotter without moving.
Xu Fan said impatiently, "I asked you to perform a show for this old man, but you don't understand, right? Why are you still sitting there? Hurry and stand up!"
When Liu Qingyan heard this, a hint of displeasure flashed across his elegant and refined face, and he reached out to overturn the table.
But Jiang Nanxi held his hand, "Don't get excited, isn't it just a show? This is what I'm best at! I promise to make sure the old man leaves happily and in a lively atmosphere!"
With a bang.
Jiang Nanxi stood up.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Because she did stand up, but she jumped directly from the ground to the table!
Jiang Nanxi stood on the table, kicked the food at her feet aside, and bowed to the people below. "Dear audience, I don't know much else, but I can sing a little Peking opera. How about I perform a Peking opera for you today?"
Xu Fan: “…”
Others: “…”
Xu Fan reacted, his face livid. "I told you to perform, not to sit at the table! Get off right here! How are the others supposed to eat if you're like this?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't performances require a stage? You don't have a stage. If I don't stand here, how can everyone see my wonderful performance?"
Xu Fan: "There are only so few people here, how could you not see it? Come down and perform somewhere else!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Okay."
Jiang Nanxi agreed to his request with a very good temper and jumped down from the table.
Seeing her coming down, Xu Fan's expression improved a little and he sat down to continue eating.
But the next second.
When he saw where Jiang Nanxi was going, he was so scared that the chopsticks in his hand fell down.
Jiang Nanxi turned around and jumped easily, and actually jumped onto the coffin in the mourning hall!
Before Xu Fan could scold her, Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Good evening, everyone! I'm going to perform Peking Opera face-changing. I hope you enjoy it!"
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Nanxi raised one arm and one leg and performed the "Golden Rooster Stand" movement.
A burst of colorful light inexplicably appeared on her face, like a neon light.
Jiang Nanxi stared at Xu Fan, mumbling for a while, then sang in a rich Peking Opera voice, "Hey! Red-faced Guan Gong! Fight your dad! Blue-faced Colton, steal your mom!"
Xu Fan: ???
Others: ???
audience:? ? ?
Is this Peking Opera face-changing?!
Xu Fan was so angry that he was shaking all over. "What are you doing? How dare you stand on the old man's coffin!"
Xu Fan rushed over and tried to pull Jiang Nanxi down, but Jiang Nanxi kicked him away and made a monkey stealing peach gesture.
The light on Jiang Nanxi's face turned green.
"Green Cheng Yaojin, beat your family! White-faced Cao Cao, laugh at your mother! Purple-faced King of Heaven, kill your mother's whole family! Colorful watermelon, laugh ha ha ~ laugh ~ ha ha ~!"
As she moved and the Peking Opera singing became more and more dazzling, the light on her face began to change from red, blue, purple, green, and white.
Finally, the light turned into a colorful big watermelon. On the big watermelon, there was a pair of lively eyes, which looked at Liu Qingyan in the audience with a wink.
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