Chapter 238 My butt is on fire~!
The scene fell into silence for a moment.
The screen in the live broadcast room was also full of question marks.
[What? What did you stuff in there?]
[Jiang Nanxi, can you please have some integrity? Why are you pulling down an old man's pants?]
Is this something a human could come up with?
I saw that they were all silent and looked at me with very strange eyes.
Jiang Nanxi quickly said, "Why are you looking at me like I'm a pervert? Well, to tell you the truth, I didn't stuff it into his ass. It's really a bit disgusting."
Everyone didn't know why, but they felt a slight sense of relief deep in their hearts, not only the Xu family, but also Leng Huaixin and others who came with Jiang Nanxi.
The photographer was inside the mourning hall and said in fear, "Teacher Jiang, this joke is not funny!"
Xu Fan also said angrily, "Are you mentally ill? This is not the way to brag!"
Jiang Nanxi: "I stuffed it in his pants."
Xu Fan: ???
Others: ???
Before everyone could react, Jiang Nanxi rushed over, picked up the photographer in the mourning hall and ran away.
There was a loud explosion.
Jiang Nanxi rushed out of the Xu family yard in the blink of an eye, and Liu Qingyan followed him out.
Leng Huaixin was a step slower. He brought out all the people who had just come in for the meal.
"ah!"
Screams were heard from the Xu family members. They reacted slowly and were directly blown away by the aftermath of the explosion.
However, the grenade Jiang Nanxi used this time was not modified by her, so its power was not particularly strong.
The Xu family's mourning hall and house were both destroyed, but the yard was fine, so the people who were blown out in the yard only suffered minor injuries.
After Jiang Nanxi ran out, he put the photographer down and looked at the sky in surprise, "The old man was blown away, but his body is still intact!"
After hearing her voice, the others ran out and unconsciously looked up at the sky.
The old man was blown away!
But the old man's body was unharmed!
You can vaguely see a black mist covering the corpse, protecting it from damage.
Not long after, when the aftermath of the explosion in the yard faded a little, the bodies that were blown away fell from the sky.
Seeing the old man's body fall, the second uncle of the Xu family shouted, "Hurry up and catch the old man's body! We have been busy for so long, the body cannot be damaged in any way!"
Xu Fan and other relatives of the Xu family hurriedly climbed up and stretched out their hands to catch the body.
"My butt is on fire!"
Before the body completely fell to the ground, Jiang Nanxi suddenly flew into the air on a sweeping robot, grabbed the old man's neck, and ran away carrying the body like a chick.
She also shouted to the others below, "Run, run! This old man wants to resurrect and regain youth, so he wants to absorb the woman's soul. If you break the secret technique on his corpse, he won't be able to resurrect!"
Seeing Jiang Nanxi snatch the old man's body, Leng Huaixin also reacted and turned around and ran away.
The Xu family was right next to them and instantly became angry and rushed over to stop them.
"Don't leave! Return the body!"
"How immoral of you to even steal the bodies of the dead! You will be punished!"
Leng Huaixin heard these people's angry curses and couldn't help but retort, "You are the ones who are wicked! In order to resurrect the old man, you killed so many innocent people!"
Just as he finished cursing, he saw the high school girl next to him who came to eat for free faint.
Leng Huaixin's face changed, and he quickly supported the girl and ran away with her on his back.
The Xu family's house was bombed, the old man's body was stolen, the scene was in chaos, and Xu's second uncle was furious.
The old man ran to the small Western-style building next to Xu's house.
"Second uncle, second uncle!"
Xu Fan, his face bruised and swollen from the beating, anxiously ran over to the old man and said, "They've run off with Grandpa's body. What should we do now? If they really break Grandpa's anti-rebirth technique, we're doomed!"
"Useless thing, get out!"
The old man pushed Xu Fan away angrily, then went into the room and took out a shotgun.
He came to the top floor of the small western-style building, stood at the highest position, and aimed his shotgun at Leng Huaixin who was carrying the girl on his back.
Although they had already run away, this small Western-style building still had an excellent location. Standing at the highest point, one could overlook every small alley nearby.
Originally, the old man wanted to find Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi ran too fast on the sweeping robot and she was nowhere to be seen!
The old man said to Xu Fan, "Go to the Deadwood Cenotaph outside the village and contact the old man. Ask him to go find that damned woman."
As soon as he finished speaking, the old man pulled the trigger and shot in the direction of Leng Huaixin and the girl.
With a bang.
At the moment the bullet was fired, the hunting rifle in the old man's hand was suddenly snatched away by someone, causing the bullet to deviate and hit the sky directly.
“Bang!”
Jiang Nanxi suddenly appeared beside the old man, not only snatched his hunting rifle, but also slapped him in the face.
"you……!"
The old man was completely dumbfounded. He had no idea when she came over and how she could move so quickly!
"hey-hey!"
Jiang Nanxi chuckled, then rushed into the room of the small western-style building with excitement, "I just saw you open the safe and take out the hunting rifle!"
Old man: “!!!!”
The old man's face changed drastically, and he stumbled into the room, "Stop, stop right there, you're robbing!"
Jiang Nanxi has found the safe and saw a lot of gold and jewelry inside.
The old man's voice was filled with tears. "How could you do this? Not only did you steal the body, but you also robbed my safe. Are you still human?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Hehe, I'm not a human, am I? Now I'm asking you to borrow some money to rebel in the Heavenly Palace. When I become the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, I will repay you!"
The old man said: "You crazy woman, put the safe down!"
She hugged the opened safe, turned around and rushed to the balcony, then kicked the old man who ran in to stop her, "Hehehehe, I'm the most agile in the mountains, right? You can't catch me."
"Ahhhhh, my baby!"
“Hehehehehehe…”
"Give it back to me!"
“Hehehehe…”
Jiang Nanxi ran to the balcony and put the safe into the space, then continued to fly away on the sweeping robot.
The old man chased after her and grabbed the corner of her clothes, but he couldn't fly and was almost dragged off the balcony. Finally, he had to let go and watched Jiang Nanxi fly away gracefully with his eyes wide open.
"Second Uncle!"
Xu Fan ran up the stairs, "I burned some paper and told the old man. He was very angry and scolded us for being useless, but he said he would go and settle the score with those people!"
Uncle Xu finally calmed down a bit, took a deep breath and said, "These people... all deserve to die! When the old man died, he was unwilling to die like this, so I set up a formation to turn him into a fierce ghost.
Later, he absorbed so many souls, hoping to regain his youth and revive. His power increased greatly, and even I couldn't control it. These people are doomed!"
He thought for a moment, then went to the study and brought out a few formation plates. "Go get the old man's tablet. I'll set up a formation to make the old man's ghost even more ferocious. I'll make sure these people die without a burial place!"
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