Chapter 25 I come to the variety show to be the emperor!
Gusts of cold wind blew, rustling the leaves, and a cold female voice suddenly sounded in the yard.
"Who is calling me?"
Everyone was startled and looked in the direction of the sound. They saw a white shadow floating out from behind the old locust tree and lying on the back of the old Taoist priest.
"Is that you?"
The female ghost leaned over and asked in his ear.
The old Taoist priest felt as if a small mountain was pressing down on his back. He wanted to get up but couldn't move at all.
The old Taoist priest panicked instantly, "It's not me! Aren't you in that woman's body? Why are you here?"
"Is that you?"
The female ghost still asked in his ear.
“No, no!”
The old Taoist priest was so scared that he almost peed his pants.
He had never encountered such a strong female ghost before, and the peach wood sword in his hand was useless!
The ghost girl's long hair was wrapped around the old Taoist priest's neck. The old Taoist priest's face turned blue and purple from suffocation. He could only make hoarse sounds from his mouth and could not speak.
This female ghost had a strong cultivation level, so the program crew's camera was able to capture her transparent figure, which scared the audience instantly.
Some people were so scared that they threw their phones away.
[Oh my god, I'm watching a variety show at home alone tonight and I'm so scared! ]
[This thing is so powerful, it can even kill Taoist priests. I feel like the old Taoist priest is about to lose his energy!]
[Jiang Nanxi seems fine. It doesn't seem like he came out of Jiang Nanxi's body. Could it be that the old Taoist priest summoned him?]
The staff on the scene were so scared that they ran around and ran into the B&B.
"Ghost, ghost! There really is a ghost!"
"Did it come out of Jiang Nanxi's body?!"
"A ghost is killing people, run!"
The director was about to run away when he saw Jiang Nanxi walking towards the old Taoist priest, and then... he sat on the back of the female ghost.
The situation now became that the old Taoist priest was lying on the ground half-dead, the female ghost was lying on top of the old Taoist priest and wanted to take his life, and Jiang Nanxi was sitting on top of them like an ancestor.
Director: w(Д)w!!
The director's face turned pale. He mustered up the courage to go over and pull her, "Jiang Nanxi, are you crazy? Even the old Taoist priest can't deal with this thing. Let's run!
We're leaving tomorrow morning. We're not going to shoot anymore, not in this godforsaken place! Let's go somewhere else!"
"Don't worry."
Jiang Nanxi shook off his hand and said to him, "Director, don't you think I'm suitable to be the emperor?"
director:?
Jiang Nanxi: "First, my personality is changeable. Second, I am suspicious by nature. Third, I want to possess everything good I see. Fourth, if I dislike someone, I want to kill his entire clan. Fifth, I am the Son of Heaven and I can never be wrong. Sixth, no matter what I do, I am not in a hurry. The people around me are more anxious than I am.
That’s right, I came to this variety show to be the emperor. I am simply the emperor chosen by heaven! "
director:?
audience:?
Others:?
After hearing Jiang Nanxi's outrageous statement, most people stopped running away and turned around to look at her as if she were a fool.
Shen Lan hid behind the door of the living room and laughed, "You are the emperor, and I am the emperor emeritus. I think you are seriously ill!"
Jiang Nanxi was furious. He stood up and pointed in the direction of Shen Lan, saying, "You are spreading rumors to confuse the people. You deserve to be put to death!"
Next second.
Jiang Nanxi raised his foot and kicked the female ghost, kicking her next to Shen Lan like a ball.
Chen Lan:???
Shen Lan was so scared that he did a laser dance on the spot, "Ahhhhh, ghost, help me!" and then fainted.
The ghost girl fell to the ground nearby, and hadn't even attacked that idiot Shen Lan yet. She was stunned for a long time, as if she hadn't expected a human to attack her.
Until, a child's resentful voice came from a corner not far away, "Mom, she bullied me and bit my head!"
The child ghost from before came back again, floating in the corner of the yard, pointing at Jiang Nanxi.
"Bullying my daughter? You're courting death!"
The ghost girl's eyes instantly turned scarlet as she crawled darkly and quickly on the ground, rushing towards Jiang Nanxi.
The long hair on her head grew longer and longer, spreading forward and wrapping around Jiang Nanxi's ankles.
result.
Jiang Nanxi bent down and pulled out her hair, then grabbed the ghost girl's hair and swung her up like a pendulum.
whoosh whoosh whoosh!
The ghost girl's screams continued to be heard, "Ah, I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint, let me down quickly."
Jiang Nanxi: "You little dog slave, how dare you assassinate the emperor? I will sentence you to death."
call out--!
Bang--!
Jiang Nanxi swung the female ghost faster and faster. Several times he smashed her against the wall and then pulled her back to continue swinging her like a pendulum, scaring the female ghost into screaming wildly.
The other people on the show and the audience were stunned when they saw Jiang Nanxi shaking the female ghost, and it was like there was an extra helicopter propeller on her head, and she was almost flying away.
[Huh? Why isn't she afraid of female ghosts?]
[Jiang Nanxi does have some abilities, but we still think she's mentally ill.]
[No, I still think there is a ghost in Jiang Nanxi's body, but the ghost in her body is stronger than this female ghost!
Didn't you notice that Jiang Nanxi's dark crawling movements are very similar to those of this female ghost?]
[Stop shaking it off, stop shaking it off, Jiang Nanxi, you're shaking it off so fast, you're going to kill yourself! You'll catch a cold by slamming the door of the guesthouse!]
In the end, the female ghost was about to vomit. She fell down staggeringly and wanted to attack Jiang Nanxi, but was slapped unconscious by Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi looked towards the corner with a bad expression.
The ghost child trembled with fear and swallowed nervously, "If you hit her, you can't hit me again."
Jiang Nanxi chuckled, "It's just a matter of convenience."
She walked over and slapped the little ghost so hard that he fainted.
The old Taoist priest was stunned when he saw Jiang Nanxi deal with two ghosts, one big and one small, with just two slaps.
He looked at Jiang Nanxi fearfully and asked, "How come your spiritual power is so strong? Are you a hidden celestial master?"
Jiang Nanxi: "No, I am the emperor of the Internet."
The old Taoist saw her serious expression and his mouth twitched wildly. "There are no emperors in modern times. But you are so powerful, are you the reincarnation of an ancient emperor?"
Jiang Nanxi: "If you insist on thinking this way, I don't know what to say."
The old Taoist priest said: "Your aura is very unusual, so powerful, no wonder I mistakenly thought you were haunted by a ghost! It turns out that the soul in your body is the soul of an emperor!"
director:?
Isn't Jiang Nanxi playing with abstraction? Why is this old Taoist priest speaking so seriously?
The director couldn't help but say, "Master, you misunderstood. She was just playing a joke. I admit that Jiang Nanxi has some ability, but how could she be the reincarnation of an emperor with her mental state? She is either going crazy or on the verge of going crazy every day. What emperor would be so emotionally unstable?"
The old Taoist priest said, "How dare you say that about His Majesty! His Majesty is not moody, nor is he emotionally unstable. It's just that His Majesty's heart is unpredictable!"
director:?
audience:?
Others:?
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