Chapter 254: I suggest everyone stock up on cockroaches
After Jiang Nanxi finished shouting, he stepped on all the cockroaches crawling on the ground and killed them.
When Liu Qingyan saw this scene, his expression was strange. He didn't expect that the New Year's goods she was talking about were cockroaches.
After Jiang Nanxi stepped on the cockroach and cleaned the floor, he looked in the direction of Liu Qingyan.
"Teacher Liu, do you want any more New Year's goods?"
"……never mind."
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched.
Thinking of the scene where Jiang Nanxi stuffed a cockroach into He Rou's mouth, he guessed that this woman did the same to Song Wanwan. What other New Year's goods did he want? Did he want her to stuff one into his mouth too?
The director was about to collapse and couldn't help but say, "Okay, don't mention this matter! You guys take a break here first, I'll go check on He Rou!"
Jiang Nanxi grinned, "Then you can also go and check on Song Wanwan. If they are all okay, ask them to come over and play games so as not to delay everyone's meal."
The director was slightly stunned, "What happened to Song Wanwan?"
Jiang Nanxi: "She wanted to drug me, so I gave her some New Year's gifts. She should be in the hospital having her stomach washed now."
Director: ???!
The director tugged at his hair, "Jiang Nanxi! Who would give away cockroaches as New Year's gifts? Where did you find them? Don't you find them dirty?!"
"Can't you just tell me what Song Wanwan wants to do to you? I'll solve it for you. What do you mean by sending someone to the hospital for gastric lavage? Do you think our show isn't chaotic enough?"
Jiang Nanxi bowed, "Private Marseille, Wadasi is a sexy female cockroach, cockroaches don't dislike cockroaches."
Director: ???
Before the director could react, Jiang Nanxi looked at the camera and said, "Family members, I can describe to you the feeling of having a cockroach in your mouth.
It is a very dense taste. At that moment, a dark, damp and rotten smell will touch the tip of your tongue. This smell will spread, filling your entire nasal cavity and reaching your palate.
Director: ???
audience:? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi: "I think everyone should stockpile some cockroaches in their pockets. Girls, in particular, sometimes encounter those pretentious men who are very preachy and fatherly. Many girls don't want to listen to him, but are too embarrassed to interrupt him out of politeness. So what should they do?
We'd just pull a handful of cockroaches out of our pockets and elegantly stuff them into each other's mouths, and he'd shut up."
Director: ???
audience:? ? ?
[Hahahahahahaha, the director's cracked expression is hilarious. He even took two steps back. Was he afraid that Jiang Nanxi would stuff his mouth with cockroaches too?]
[Great! I learned a new trick today. I'm going to buy some cockroaches and stock up when I get home!]
Suddenly, Li Chu raised his hand in an Ultraman-like manner and asked, "Teacher, teacher, I have a question.
During Chinese New Year, my aunts and uncles like to urge me to get married. Is it okay for me to bring cockroaches as New Year gifts?
Jiang Nanxi: "Why not? We girls tend to run into gossipers when we go out, so we should bring some New Year's gifts.
They say that those who eat from others are soft-hearted and those who receive from others are short-handed. If your aunts and uncles eat the New Year gifts you gave them, they will definitely feel embarrassed to urge you to get married.
Others: “…”
audience:"……"
[Hahahaha, I'm really impressed by Jiang Nanxi's train of thought. The main idea is to kill everyone with one move, right?]
【Teacher, I understand! 】
I don't know if my aunts and uncles will shut up, but I'll probably do the laser dance right there.
The director didn't dare to say anything more.
Because he saw Jiang Nanxi rummaging around in his pockets with his hands, he was afraid that Jiang Nanxi would take out a handful of cockroaches and stuff them into his mouth again.
He asked other staff members to watch over here, and then he went to find He Rou, and by the way, he also went to find out about Song Wanwan's situation.
Because the two of them were not in good condition and Cheng George had not returned yet, the recording of the program had to be suspended.
Fortunately, Liu Qingyan bought a lot of food for everyone in the morning, so it didn’t matter if we didn’t have lunch.
When the director went to the hospital to find Song Wanwan, he asked the other guests to go back to their rooms to rest first.
Jiang Nanxi went back to take a nap.
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A little after three in the afternoon.
Jiang Nanxi just received a notice from the director saying that Cheng George and Song Wanwan were back and the program could start re-recording.
Jiang Nanxi got up, washed up, and then wandered to the restaurant where the game session was being recorded.
"Hey, you guys are here."
When Cheng George and Song Wanwan heard her voice, their expressions changed at the same time and they looked ugly.
Song Wanwan was upset because of the cockroaches.
Cheng George found out that all the people he sent to ambush Leng Huaixin were dead, and none of them came back alive!
At that time, he sent most of his men to deal with Leng Huaixin. There were about a dozen people, and each of them was a Taoist with superb skills!
In the end, no one survived and all died at the hands of Ultraman!
After the last incident in Ailao Mountain, he was scolded by his family. He didn't dare to go back to Country M in the short term because he didn't know how to explain the theft of the golden sword handle.
Now he is still staying in China just to deal with Jiang Nanxi and get the golden hilt back from Ultraman.
But the things haven't been retrieved yet, and so many people have been killed. His grandfather will probably be dissatisfied with him!
Jiang Nanxi's seat was right across from Cheng George. When she sat down, she saw Cheng George's expression.
She curled her lips and smiled, "Mr. Cheng, I heard you didn't come home all night. What were you doing? Did you go out with another girl?"
Cheng George gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Nanxi coldly, "What are you so proud of? I'll make you pay sooner or later!"
As far as he knew, Ziyu Villa was full of national treasures, as well as ancient artifacts that the Taoists dreamed of.
If he could get an invitation and go to Ziyu Villa, he would definitely persuade the owner to lend him the ancient artifact.
Then we can deal with that damn Ultraman and get back the golden hilt!
There are only two invitations to Ziyu Villa as one of the rewards for the show. To win one, the guest not only needs to win the "Couple Assassin" game, but also needs to have the most game points.
The game points refer to the total score of each round of the game during the filming of the program, so the more times you win the game, the more points you will get.
The group with the most game points at the moment is Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan. As a couple assassin, they are almost completing the ten couple missions.
The director said, "Before this round of the game begins, I have one more thing to remind you. The couple assassin's mission is almost complete, but none of you have discovered who the assassin is.
After dinner tonight, the first round of voting will be held. If the Couple Assassin is voted out tonight, the remaining groups will be considered the winners. The remaining groups will continue to shoot and get game points, and the Couple Assassin will be eliminated directly.
If you voted wrong tonight and didn't vote for the Lovers Assassins, and the Lovers Assassins finished their mission before tomorrow night's vote, then everyone else would lose! "
Cheng George narrowed his eyes, looked at Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan, and said, "Director, I want to ask, does the Couple Assassin have the most game points right now?"
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