Chapter 28: You dog slave, how dare you question the emperor?
The variety show was filled with question marks.
Is she performing a magic trick? How did she make the water?
[??? Ah? You know magic?]
[No, are you really cultivating immortality behind our backs?]
Everyone at the scene was also dumbfounded.
Li Chu's eyes widened in shock. "Where did the water come from? How did you conjure up Nanxi?"
She took a sip of the water in the cup and was even more shocked. "It tastes like mountain spring water, and even a little sweet! Nanxi, you're amazing! How did you do that?"
Shen Lan didn't say anything, but his expression was as if he had seen a ghost. No, it should be said that his expression was even more horrified and shocked than seeing a ghost.
Jiang Nanxi has been acting so abnormal recently, it's obvious that she's possessed by a ghost. Could it be that the ghost in her body has magical powers?
Is this... is this reasonable?
Jiang Nanxi took the plastic cup from Li Chu, drank it in one gulp, looked at Shen Lan and said, "I can have unlimited water, do you have it? It's just those two bottles of mineral water, what are you bragging about?"
"Unlimited water, what are you bragging about?"
Shen Lan reacted and guessed that Jiang Nanxi had used some kind of magic trick.
"I think you hid two water bags on your body, and then used magic to get the water into the plastic cup to show off, right?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I'm already the emperor, so what if I have some superpowers? You little dog slave, how dare you question the emperor?"
Chen Lan pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Look, she's having another attack, even imagining herself as the emperor."
Jiang Nanxi suddenly opened his arms and looked up at the sky, shouting, "This dog slave has offended the emperor. Please punish me, God!"
This sound immediately silenced everyone.
Chen Lan: You idiot, there’s no way God would listen to you! And you’re still the emperor?
Others: No, are you crazy or are you going to die? The camera is still filming, it's really embarrassing!
result.
Ten seconds later.
A dark cloud suddenly appeared above Shen Lan's head, accompanied by rumbling thunder.
Shen Lan felt that the sky suddenly darkened, so he looked up.
A flash of lightning flashed across the dark clouds, and then a basin of rain poured down, soaking Chen Lan like a drowned chicken.
Chen Lan:?
audience:?
Li Chu stood up immediately, "God has shown his power! This proves that Jiang Nanxi is really the emperor!"
Chen Lan wiped the water off his face, "Li Chu, are you crazy? This is just an accident. It's normal to have rain suddenly in the mountains!"
Li Chu: "Then why is it raining only on you? We are all nearby, and we didn't get any rain at all!"
Shen Lan's face turned grim. "You mean, she can control the sky and make it rain? That's sheer nonsense!"
Li Chu: "But the master said yesterday that Jiang Nanxi is the reincarnation of the emperor's soul! So if she says a word, God will help her!"
Chen Lan: "Haha, she's the reincarnation of an emperor? What emperor curses and beats people every day, so lacking in character?"
Li Chu: "Your Majesty is leading the army in person!"
Chen Lan:?
Crazy, all crazy!
The old Taoist priest yesterday, and Li Chu, must have been affected by the female ghost magnetic field on Jiang Nanxi's body, and turned into lunatics like her!
When the two were arguing, Jiang Nanxi was no longer there. She went for a walk nearby.
Jiang Nanxi left the mountain path planned by the program team and walked into the woods nearby. He found that the spiritual energy became richer the further he went inside.
There must be something good!
After a while, Jiang Nanxi saw a spiritual plant growing beside a tree, and the spiritual power in the air was emitted by this spiritual plant.
Jiang Nanxi's face lit up with joy. "Master said that spiritual energy is so thin these days that it's hard to come across spiritual plants. I didn't expect to find one in this mountain!"
Although there are many ghosts and monsters in this mountain range and you will encounter many strange things, it is all worth it if you can pick this spiritual plant!
"Spiritual plant, hehe!"
Jiang Nanxi excitedly rushed towards the spiritual plant, but before his hand touched the plant, a shadow jumped out from the bushes next to it and swallowed the spiritual plant in one gulp.
Jiang Nanxi took a closer look and saw that it was a python as thick as an adult's thigh. Only half of its body was exposed from the bushes, but it was still obvious that it was very huge.
After eating the spiritual plant, it raised its head and stared at Jiang Nanxi for a while.
"Where's Jiang Nanxi?"
"Why is Jiang Nanxi missing?"
“There’s a snake there!”
After the others had rested and were about to leave, they discovered that Jiang Nanxi was missing and came to look for her. They found her staring into the eyes of a thick python beside a tree.
Li Chu turned pale with fear. "That python is so thick, it must be quite old! What should I do? It seems to have set its sights on Nanxi and even opened its mouth!"
I heard that when a python opens its mouth towards a person, it is trying to figure out if it can swallow him or her!
Song Shixing was also shocked and quickly took out his cell phone, "I'll call the rescue team right away!"
Shen Lan was somewhat gloating.
"The director told us all to walk together and not leave the group and act on our own. Jiang Nanxi still insisted on running around. She deserved to be eaten by a snake!"
"Okay, stop talking!"
Hearing Shen Lan's words, Song Shixing couldn't stand him anymore. "Human lives are at stake. Hurry up and think of a way to save them. Why are you talking nonsense here?"
Because of the relationship with the Song family, Shen Lan did not dare to refute Song Shixing and shut up in dissatisfaction.
After Song Shixing made the rescue call, he found that Jiang Nanxi was still confronting the python, so he took out a dagger and moved towards that side secretly.
Before he left, he whispered to the others, "Wait here for me. I'll go save Jiang Nanxi first."
As a result, he had just taken two steps when he saw Jiang Nanxi raising his middle finger towards the python.
Song Shixing's pupils trembled on the spot, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? It's already this time, why are you still trying to provoke the python!"
Jiang Nanxi ignored him and roared angrily at the python.
"You cheap snake, why do you eat my spiritual plants when you can eat anything else? Why is it like this again? It's always like this! Every time I find a treasure, something unexpected happens! Why am I so unlucky when I practice cultivation! Ahhhh!"
The python probably couldn't understand her movements, but was stimulated by her roar and rushed directly towards Jiang Nanxi.
The python was very large but very fast. It rushed over and tried to wrap itself around Jiang Nanxi's body and strangle her to death on the spot.
but.
Before it touched Jiang Nanxi, the frying pan in Jiang Nanxi's hand hit its head, and the python felt its head buzzing.
With a sound of Duang.
Jiang Nanxi slapped the giant python away and it crashed into another tree.
This is not the end yet.
She rushed over like a mad dog, pulled up the python, and used the python's extremely long body to tie a bow on the tree.
After tying her up, Jiang Nanxi realized that everyone was looking at her, and Song Shixing even came over with a dagger as if he was ready to save her.
Jiang Nanxi held up the frying pan and bent over in an elegant salute. "Since that's the case, I'll play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for everyone."
Song Shixing opened his mouth wide and asked dully, "What little star? Where did you get the musical instrument?"
"Duang!"
Jiang Nanxi took the frying pan and smashed the python's head wildly, making a beautiful piece of music.
“Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang!”
The python was tied into a bow on the tree. It wanted to run away, but it couldn't. It shook its head, trying to avoid the frying pan, but every time it hit Jiang Nanxi's frying pan accurately!
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