Chapter 32: Is a Doctor So Great? My Dad is a Lady!
"Mmmmm, that stinks, who's behind me?"
Shen Lan's dull cry came, attracting everyone's attention and also the attention of the audience.
[Ah, what is Chen Lan doing? Why is he burying his head in cow dung?]
【There's no one behind him, what is he shouting? 】
Shen Lan's shouts continued to be heard, "Help... Help! Who is holding my head? It stinks, let me go!"
Because he was shouting, his mouth was open, and the force behind him pressed him into the cow dung again. The stench was so bad that Shen Lan retched and begged for help.
“Help…Help!”
Shen Lan's voice gradually became blocked, and his calls became unclear, and others could hardly hear him clearly.
Song Wanwan was startled when she saw his strange look, and quickly said to Song Shixing, "Second brother, Shen Lan is so strange. He said something was pushing him, but we didn't see anything. Please help save Shen Lan!"
Song Shixing didn't like this bastard who cheated on his sister in the first place, and after spending the past few days together on variety shows, he found Shen Lan's behavior really annoying.
Song Shixing just stood there without moving, "He's your own boyfriend, why don't you go save him?"
"I……"
Song Wanwan's face turned pale, she bit her lip and said, "I'm not strong enough, I'm afraid I can't drag him."
Actually, I thought it was too smelly. Shen Lan’s face and body were covered in feces!
Jiang Nanxi said quietly, "Song Wanwan, if you don't save him, he'll be suffocated to death. Do you want to watch your teammates die in front of you?"
At this moment, a resentful spirit was pressing Shen Lan's head tightly, pressing his entire face onto the pile of cow dung. Shen Lan struggled with his arms flapping, but couldn't break free.
Seeing this strange scene, Song Wanwan couldn't help but say, "I can't do it alone, can't you come and help me?"
"Why should I help you? He's your boyfriend, not mine."
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, Song Wanwan's tears began to fall. "But...but this is also a life. Jiang Nanxi, you are too cruel!"
Jiang Nanxi rolled her eyes.
I don't want to bother with her.
Song Shixing saw it and said impatiently, "Okay, stop crying, don't use moral blackmail on others! I'll go with you to drag him away, come here quickly!"
The two men walked towards Shen Lan, grabbed Shen Lan's arms on the left and right, and tried to pull him up.
A resentful spirit suddenly entered Shen Lan's body. His eyes flashed red, and he suddenly shook off Song Shixing and Song Wanwan's hands with great force.
With a bang.
Shen Lan's body fell back to the ground, his face buried in the cow dung again. Then he used his face to dig in the cow dung and shouted, "Go away, don't touch me! Delicious, delicious, so delicious, delicious, love it! The children love it!"
Song Wanwan: ???
Song Shixing: ???
audience:! ! !
[Huh? Hahahaha, what the hell, it turns out that Chen Lan wants to eat shit himself? ]
"No, brother, your hobby is quite unique. No wonder you were so harsh just now."
[Chen Lan, did you notice that the others had fainted, so you got up and secretly ate shit, thinking that no one would notice?]
Seeing Shen Lan's behavior, Jiang Nanxi was also shocked, and then he realized that he was possessed.
Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but give a thumbs up to that ghost brother in her heart. He was really trying so hard to repay the favor!
Shen Lan's voice came again, "Haha, it's delicious, so delicious, I love it! I'll eat it, I'll eat it all!"
Song Wanwan was standing nearby. Seeing this scene, her legs almost went weak. "Chen Lan, what's wrong with you? Can you please stop eating? I'm scared!"
“Haha, delicious, delicious!”
"Chen Lan, wake up!"
"I'll eat it, I'll eat it!"
Seeing Shen Lan's crazy actions, Song Wanwan couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled his arm hard again, trying to pull him away from here.
As a result, Shen Lan grabbed a pile of shit and threw it at Song Wanwan's face, "Do you want to eat it too? I'll share some with you, eat it quickly!"
“Ahhhh!”
Song Wanwan immediately collapsed, "Chen Lan, you bastard, what are you doing! How dare you do this to me? I want to break up with you!"
Click.
Shen Lan threw another pile at her face.
“Ahhhhhhhhh!”
Song Wanwan screamed and ran away, and then Shen Lan got up, grabbed a pile of cow dung in his hand and chased after her, throwing it at her.
"Hey, don't come over here!"
"Chen Lan, be good, eat it yourself, don't give it to us!"
"Run, run, Shen Lan is crazy!"
The others quickly avoided them.
When the rescue team and the police arrived, Shen Lan fainted on the ground, and Song Wanwan squatted on the ground and burst into tears.
These people followed the rescue team back to the B&B, while Jiang Nanxi took the police to the human traffickers' lair and rescued the others.
When we got back to the B&B, it was already dark.
When Jiang Nanxi walked into the B&B, she saw Song Wanwan sitting on the sofa in the living room, still crying, and Shen Lan was standing not far away, at a loss.
Both of them washed clean, but there was still a lingering smell on their bodies, especially Shen Lan.
Chen Lan tried to get close to Song Wanwan several times, to apologize and comfort her, but every time Song Wanwan yelled at him to get out, which showed that she was very angry with Chen Lan.
After a while, the director came over with the staff, "Let me take a look at the mushrooms everyone has picked and start counting today's points."
Everyone was taken over by the mushroom.
Liu Qingyan x Song Shixing +215
Jiang NanxiXLi Chu+481
Song WanwanXChen Lan+1389
When the other guests saw the points calculated by Song Wanwan and Shen Lan's team, they were shocked and stared blankly at the wild Ganoderma lucidum among the pile of mushrooms.
"No, when did you pick the Ganoderma? Our three teams went together. Logically, if you can pick the Ganoderma, we can definitely see it."
Song Wanwan said, "I saw it with my sharp eyes, but I didn't tell you. I picked it secretly while you were picking other mushrooms."
After she finished speaking, she glanced at Jiang Nanxi and said, "After all, some people like to snatch the Ganoderma lucidum. What if they snatch it away when they see it?"
Jiang Nanxi picked up the Ganoderma lucidum, took a look at it, and sneered, "This is not a wild Ganoderma lucidum at all. It doesn't grow where we collect mushrooms. This is artificially cultivated."
Song Wanwan complained, "Are you jealous that we got so many points? The experts the director invited all said it was wild Ganoderma lucidum. Do you know more about it than the experts?"
The expert in identifying mushrooms nearby spoke up.
"This is indeed wild Ganoderma. I've been engaged in research in this area for many years and hold a PhD in a related field at a well-known domestic university. The person next to me is my student, who is currently pursuing a master's degree in the same field. We both confirmed that this Ganoderma is wild, and there is no mistake."
Song Wanwan: "Did you hear that? He's a PhD and a Master's student in this field. Who are you? How dare you question him?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Are PhDs and Masters so impressive? Don't PhDs and Masters make mistakes? Don't PhDs and Masters tell lies? I have an even more impressive identity than theirs, and I'll tell you and scare you to death."
The expert said unconvincedly, "Then what is your professional identity? Tell me about it."
"I am a lady."
“……?”
"What's so great about having a PhD or a master's degree? Telling lies against one's conscience is just garbage. My dad is a great lady, and you bastards were all born to women, right?
Without you, there would be no you. It is a blessing for you all to have such an outstanding lady like me here to shoot with you.”
director:?
expert:?
audience:?
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