Chapter 40: Take You to Heaven on a Broomstick
Jiang Nanxi looked at the broom in front of her, with the golden light shining on the broom handle, and she was speechless.
She thought it would not work this time, so she just drew a talisman on the broom, and it worked.
She drew several talismans on other things, but none of them worked. Only this one worked.
Could it be that she is the chosen broom fairy?
Jiang Nanxi: "Forget it, forget it. Look at the bright side. At least the weapon Master used to beat me the first time is the same. At least it's the same weapon Master used."
She sighed and quickly accepted the fact that her first spiritual weapon was a broom.
Jiang Nanxi drew talismans on other things, all of which were his own things, except for this broom which belonged to the village chief.
She also went to see the village chief and bought the broom.
The village chief was surprised and said, "This is just an ordinary bamboo broom. You can just go to the market and buy one. Why did you buy this from me?"
Jiang Nanxi: "As a magical instrument."
village head:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Don't underestimate this ordinary broom. I've actually modified it. It's not only my weapon, but also my mount."
village head:?
The village chief glanced at the coffin in the yard, and thought of Jiang Nanxi running back carrying the coffin just now, and her weird words. He always felt that she looked a little intelligent, but also a little mentally retarded.
Especially now, Jiang Nanxi raised the broom and shouted, "You and I are both dark horses in this uncertain time, but once the alarm goes off, we are all cattle and horses. Knowing there is a tiger in the mountain, retreat immediately, and you will be able to run faster after get off work!"
The village chief fell silent for a moment, then asked Song Shixing next to him, "Is she really a star? I think she might need to see a doctor."
Song Shixing also fell silent.
In fact, he had seen Jiang Nanxi's many abilities and wanted to speak up for Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi immediately said, holding the broom, "Peter Pan, let's go for a ride. Let me see how fast you can fly. Then I won't have to squeeze on the bus to go to work!"
Song Shixing walked over and kindly reminded Jiang Nanxi, "You are not Harry Potter. Your broom cannot fly into the sky. Wake up."
Jiang Nanxi asked him in return, "My broom can carry one more person, do you want to come with me?"
After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she crossed her legs and sat on the broom, raising her chin towards Song Shixing.
"Come on, let me take you for a ride."
“…”
Song Shixing left immediately, leaving behind a sentence, "Your mental illness should be intermittent."
As soon as he left, Li Chu came running over and said, "I'm coming, I'm bored after eating. Nanxi, take me for a ride!"
Song Shixing turned around and saw Li Chu holding Jiang Nanxi's waist and riding on the broom.
The camera also captured this scene.
When the audience saw Jiang Nanxi riding on the broom, they were just shocked by her mental state, but when they saw Li Chu and Jiang Nanxi riding on it together, their feelings became a bit complicated.
It's not easy for Jiang Nanxi to find fellow patients on every show.
[No wonder you two were assigned to the same team, it turns out your conditions are similar!]
Is Jiang Nanxi a die-hard Harry Potter fan? But it's a bit embarrassing to do something like this on a variety show.
"I would only do something like this if I were ten years old. I doubt Jiang Nanxi's IQ is that of a ten-year-old, or she is just delusional."
As soon as the netizen finished complaining, Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Peter Pan, take off!"
Next second.
A golden light flashed on the broom, and it directly carried Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu into the air, and then flew out of the yard in a whoosh.
Song Shixing:?
audience:?
The director was watching the live broadcast the whole time. He wanted to send a message to Jiang Nanxi to ask her to be more normal, but he saw the broom fly out with a whoosh.
He quickly asked his staff to control the drone camera to follow them out, and then they captured the scene of them flying around the village on brooms.
The audience was simply stunned.
【ah? ? ? ! ! ! 】
[Holy crap, isn't this a special effect?!]
[This show is live, how do we get special effects? ]
Are you serious?
The audience suspected that they were hallucinating, or that the director had hung the two people on wires.
But after observing for a long time, everyone couldn't find any signs of deception. Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu were just flying in the sky on brooms!
Li Chu's excited shouts could be heard from the air, "It feels so good, so good! So this is what it feels like for Harry Potter to fly around on a broomstick!"
Jiang Nanxi was humming a song.
Harry Potter flying on a broomstick
sorry sorry～～
And my broom
But I can only clean up the garbage dump～～
What is Happy Planet?
Poor cross, you cross, poor haha, you cross, sorry sorry～～"
Li Chu: "I am also on Happy Planet now. I can only say sorry~sorry~ if you are not here."
Jiang Nanxi: "Sorry~sorry~"
Li Chu: "Sorry~sorry~"
director:"……"
audience:"……"
Can you two be normal?
Seeing the two of them flying happily in the air, some viewers couldn't hold back their excitement.
"Oh my god, I can't believe how much fun this is. If I rode this thing to work, I'd definitely be the coolest guy in the office."
If I had this thing, why would I even go to work? I'd just go deliver food and throw it through the window, killing the other deliverymen.
"You two, get down here and let me go up and play for a while. Don't make me kneel down and beg you!"
[Jiang Nanxi!!! I've been your fan for 50 years. Have you forgotten me? Hurry up and post a link so we old fans can buy it!]
[Sister Xi, I want to buy one too. Have you forgotten how we knew each other when we were little? When we were little, you played at your house and I played at mine. We had such a great relationship! Please give me the link!]
Jiang Nanxi had no idea how excited the audience was by her behavior, so much so that her Weibo followers were increasing at an extremely terrifying speed.
After she took Li Chu for a ride on the broom, she returned to the village.
I was planning to go back to the village chief's house, but when I passed by a house, I heard a shrill scream from inside, "Ah! My...my stomach! What's going on!"
The broom's flying motion paused for a moment.
Li Chu also heard the voice and couldn't help but say, "It sounds like the voice of that pregnant woman. Is she going to give birth to Yaozu tonight?"
"Go down and take a look."
Jiang Nanxi let the broom fall and landed on a tree outside the yard of the family's house. She and Li Chu were just about to squat on the tree to see the situation in the pregnant woman's home.
The screaming sound just now came from An An's mother. She was lying on a recliner in the yard, and her belly was growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Her belly, which was originally just a slight bulge, has now grown to the size of a football.
And my belly continues to grow bigger.
Li Chu looked at this scene in shock and exclaimed, "Oh my God, her belly is getting bigger and bigger. This is definitely not a normal pregnancy. Is she pregnant with a ghost?"
Jiang Nanxi said, "I guessed half right."
As soon as the words fell, a lot of blood flowed between the woman's legs, and something was born!
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