Chapter 55 My neck is itchy, I feel like I need a rope
[I've already said it before, Jiang Nanxi is Liu Qingyan's brain-dead dream girl! She came to the show just for Yan Shen, and she's always pestering Yan Shen and it's so annoying!]
[Kiss you? It's getting dark and you're dreaming, right? How could God Yan possibly be interested in a lunatic like you? I only hugged you to save you last time!]
Finally, the camera turned to Liu Qingyan.
He calmly put down his bowl and chopsticks, took a tissue to wipe his mouth, stood up and said, "I'm going to rinse my mouth first." Director:?
audience:?
No, why are you rinsing your mouth?
What are you trying to do by rinsing your mouth?
Jiang Nanxi was going crazy. How could anyone take her words seriously?!
Everyone at the scene was shocked and the fans collapsed.
[Brother, what do you mean? Are you serious?]
[She ordered you to, and you went? Liu Qingyan, don't be too outrageous. Do you know that your character is a cool and aloof national male god? You are not allowed to be someone else's dog!]
[Yan Shen is really humorous. He must be playing with Jiang Nanxi to play with abstraction, right? Definitely!]
Just as Liu Qingyan was about to go upstairs, Jiang Nanxi suddenly jumped onto a chair with a bang.
She even touched her neck with her hand and said, "My neck is itchy, it feels like there's a rope missing."
She jumped down again with a bang, then went to the utility room to find a rope and threw it on the beam.
She accurately stuffed her head into the rope, then shook her body with a satisfied smile on her face.
"Hey, hang yourself up to dry first. When you die, you'll be a mummy of emperor quality."
director:?
audience:?
Is she really okay like this? This is so weird, is she poisoned by the mushrooms?!
Liu Qingyan turned around and was also startled. He quickly came over and picked up Jiang Nanxi, saying, "She must have eaten mushroom poisoning. Let's go to the hospital. I'll drive her there."
Liu Qingyan drove the car over quickly, and the director pulled Jiang Nanxi into the car, for he was really afraid that she would hang to death if she continued to hang there!
The director sat in the passenger seat, and Jiang Nanxi lay in the back seat with her legs raised and resting on the back of the chair.
"Where are you taking me?"
She asked.
"To the hospital."
"oh."
Jiang Nanxi accepted it calmly, then looked at the road the car was driving on and said, "Why are you taking this road? I thought you were going to take me home."
The director said, "The show hasn't even finished filming yet, and you're already thinking about going home? You're thinking pretty well."
Jiang Nanxi exclaimed, "But we're almost at my doorstep. Why don't you stop the car and I'll invite you to sit at my house."
"What?!"
The director glanced at the road outside. They were on a winding mountain road. There was no house nearby, only a few scattered graves. How could it be her home?
It was now completely dark.
The director saw the dim light outside and felt a sudden chill on his scalp. He asked tremblingly, "Jiang Nanxi, where is your home?"
Jiang Nanxi sat up, moved closer to the passenger seat, and pointed at the pile of graves. "It should be there. This environment is very familiar. It's near my home. You guys stop the car, I can go back by myself."
director:?
Liu Qingyan:?
The director and Liu Qingyan looked in the direction of her finger, their faces turned pale. How could they dare to stop the car at this moment?
Liu Qingyan stepped on the accelerator, but the car drove faster and soon left the pile of graves.
"Huh? Don't go, let me get down!"
Jiang Nanxi's loud shouting suddenly rang out, "I saw a woman at my door, looking at me provocatively. She's obviously trying to take over my house while I'm away. Stop the car! I'm going to kick her out!"
"Fuck!"
The director's forehead was covered in sweat. "Can you please stop talking? It's scary at night! We didn't see any men or women. You must have seen it wrong!"
With a crackling sound.
There was a violent friction sound from the bottom of the car, the car body shook for a while, and then the car suddenly stalled and stopped.
Liu Qingyan's expression was a little serious. "Director, the car won't start. I'll get out and take a look."
"ah?"
The director's face turned even paler.
"Why can't it start at this moment? Are we encountering something strange?"
The director quickly turned to look at Jiang Nanxi, "Jiang Nanxi, what did you see just now? Can you solve it?"
As a result, Jiang Nanxi fell asleep in the back seat and completely forgot what she said.
The director looked shocked. "Wasn't she talking just now? How did she fall asleep so quickly?"
Liu Qingyan glanced around with a complicated expression and said to the director, "Wake her up quickly. This place is a bit weird. We can't just fall asleep like this. I'll go down and see what's going on with the car."
"Okay, then be careful!"
"Um."
Liu Qingyan got off the car.
The director also got out of the car and went to the back seat. He inexplicably felt that it was very cold outside the car, and the evening breeze was particularly biting.
His peripheral vision swept across the pile of graves not far away, and he seemed to vaguely see a white shadow sitting on one of the graves.
The director was startled and subconsciously opened his eyes wide to look carefully, but there was nothing on the pile of graves.
"Did I see it wrong?"
The director muttered something, got into the car and shook Jiang Nanxi's body, "Nanxi, wake up quickly."
After calling her several times, Jiang Nanxi finally woke up.
The director couldn't help but say, "How did you fall asleep so quickly? You better not fall asleep in this wilderness. Let's go to the city hospital and see the doctor later, then you can go back to sleep!"
Jiang Nanxi slapped his forehead and said, "I didn't fall asleep. I was knocked unconscious. Sorry."
"ah?"
The director looked at her in horror. "You were knocked unconscious by something? Did you see it?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Last night when I was washing dishes, I squeezed in an extra pump of dishwashing liquid. My mother-in-law said I was wasting it and knocked me unconscious, so I just woke up now."
Director: ????
No, where did you get a mother-in-law? Don't you even have a boyfriend?
And last night, you were filming a variety show in a guesthouse, and you didn’t meet anyone outside of the production crew!
The director looked at Jiang Nanxi with an increasingly horrified expression, wondering if her mushroom poisoning was getting worse.
The director hurried to find Liu Qingyan, "Teacher Liu, how's the car? Can it start? We have to go to the hospital quickly. I don't think Nanxi can hold on much longer!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a miserable cry of "wooooooooooo" coming from the side of the car.
“Wuwuwu…”
“Wuwuwu…”
The crying became more and more shrill, and if you listened carefully, you could tell it was a woman's cry, which scared the director so much that his hair stood on end.
The director paused and quickly hid in the back seat of the car, his voice trembling.
"Who, who is crying?!"
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