Chapter 6 The Essence of Humanity is a Prefabricated Corpse
Song Wanwan hadn't checked her phone yet, so she wasn't aware of the new trending search online. She said coldly, "I never use toothpicks, I always use dental floss."
"ah?"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at Chen Lan in shock, then looked at Song Wanwan, "You mean, Chen Lan's thing is not even as big as a toothpick, but only as thin as dental floss?"
Song Wanwan: ???
Jiang Nanxi quickly apologized to the camera, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to all the netizens. After all, I haven't used it yet, and I haven't really seen it. I've only seen it in shorts. I didn't expect it to be... Oh, forget it. Everyone has their own preferences. Small ones are cute too."
Song Wanwan: ???
[Help! Jiang Nanxi is making me laugh like crazy on this variety show! I think Shen Lan is going to explode!]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I learned it, I learned it, this is how you should treat a cheating scumbag! ]
Song Wanwan didn't quite understand what Jiang Nanxi was saying, but she vaguely felt something was wrong because she found that Shen Lan's expression was getting uglier and uglier.
"Jiang Nanxi!"
Chen Lan was so angry that he smashed the vase beside him. "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tear your mouth off!"
Jiang Nanxi quickly pulled Li Chu away, "Chu Chu, run! Wild dogs like this will be very aggressive if their weak spots are stepped on!"
Shen Lan's roar was heard again, "This is not my weakness, this is not true at all! Can you please stop spreading rumors about me!"
Jiang Nanxi paused as she ran out, turned around and asked him, "Then do you dare to take off your pants to prove it?"
Chen Lan:???
Others: !!!!!!
The director came out holding his forehead and stopped the farce. "Stop arguing and get on with your mission. There are six missions today, each with different levels of difficulty and points. Those who arrive first can choose the simpler missions with the highest points!"
Jiang Nanxi saw Shen Lan shaking with anger. She ignored him and dragged Li Chu to find the staff to choose tasks.
1. Help hoe the ground 20 points
2. Help with rice planting 20 points
3. Help feed the pigs 30 points
4. Help sell vegetables 30 points
5. Help find the dog 80 points
6. Help with funerals (100 points)
Among them, helping to find the dog and helping with the funeral will give more points because these two tasks are the most difficult.
The task of helping to find the dog is that a villager's dog ran away into the nearby deep mountains and forests. If you want to find the dog, you have to go into the forest.
The forest on that mountain is connected to other mountains. Not to mention whether you can find the dog, you may also encounter wild animals, poisonous insects, snakes and other things on the mountain.
The one with the most points, "Helping with a Funeral," was when a family had a death, but because the deceased was a bit strange, no one in the village was willing to help with the funeral, not even anyone to help carry the coffin.
Seeing that the weather was getting hotter and the corpses were about to rot, the villagers wanted to ask the program crew for help, so the program crew set it up as a task.
After all, a funeral involves dealing with the dead, and the deceased's coffin is a little strange, so this task gives a lot of points.
After reading all the mission descriptions, Jiang Nanxi said, "I'll choose Mission 5 and Mission 6, which have the most points!"
"I choose Task 5."
At the same time, a voice came from the side.
Jiang Nanxi turned around and saw that familiar handsome and gentle face.
Liu Qingyan was wearing a casual black windbreaker. With his tall and straight figure, he was a perfect clothes hanger. Wherever he stood, he was a sight to behold.
He glanced at her indifferently.
Although his gaze showed no emotion and it looked like he was looking at a stranger, Jiang Nanxi inexplicably felt a tightness in her heart.
"Forget it, forget it. I'll choose Mission 3 and Mission 6. Let's go do the missions first!"
Jiang Nanxi pulled Li Chu and walked away quickly, as if there was a monster chasing her.
Liu Qingyan looked at her leaving back, his narrow and cold phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and after a long time he withdrew his gaze and continued to choose the task.
Jiang Nanxi plans to do Task 6 first.
On the way over, Li Chu timidly hugged Jiang Nanxi's arm and said, "Nanxi, do we really want to do this mission? I feel this mission is a bit scary.
I just asked someone, and they said the other villagers refused to help with this family's funeral because they couldn't lift the coffin. They said the deceased had turned into a corpse, and anyone who helped with the funeral would suffer misfortune!
"What happened to the zombies?"
Jiang Nanxi comforted her, saying, "Everyone will die. The essence of human beings is a prefabricated corpse. When they die, they will successfully become a dish.
What is a zombie? It's like you're steaming a plate of crabs, but the crabs aren't completely dead yet. When you're about to eat them, they reach out and pinch you with their claws. Should you be scared? Of course not. Just throw the crabs back into the pot and steam them again.
Is Jiang Nanxi's mental state truly alright? Was she furious about Shen Lan's infidelity and started spouting nonsense?
[Death by the corpse is not as simple as you say. The coffin of the dead is very heavy and can't be lifted. That will cause serious problems. It's better to find a professional to exorcise the evil spirits!]
Li Chu felt that what she said made a lot of sense.
But I don't know why.
I feel like something is wrong again.
But because Jiang Nanxi had already walked into the villager's house, Li Chu didn't think much about it and followed her in.
The villager who asked for help was an old man. There was an old woman at home. The two of them sat beside the coffin and wiped their tears. The deceased was their son.
"What sin have we committed? Our son died when he was only in his thirties, and no one is willing to come and help with the funeral!"
"Alas, the coffin is so heavy that even four grown men can't lift it. No wonder they don't dare to come and help. Doesn't my son still want to leave?"
Jiang Nanxi walked in and said, "Come on, come on, let us help carry the coffin, and the four of us will take him to the cemetery together."
The old man looked up at Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu, frowned and said, "Are you the people sent by the production team to help? Why are there two little girls here?
Four strong men in the village couldn't lift my son's coffin, and you two little girls still want to do it? You should go back quickly and ask the production team to find some strong men for me! "
Jiang Nanxi walked to the side of the coffin, squatted down, hugged one side of the coffin and lifted it to the side, "Isn't it possible to lift it? It's not heavy at all."
The old man and his wife widened their eyes and looked at Jiang Nanxi in disbelief.
"You...how can you lift it up!"
Jiang Nanxi glanced up at the sky and found that the sun was rising higher and higher, and it was almost noon.
"It's almost noon. The sun is too strong at noon, and it's not good for the body. Come quickly and help take the coffin to the cemetery!"
“Here I come!”
The old man quickly took a stick and a rope.
They tied a rope to the coffin, which was then hung on a wooden stick, and then four people could carry the coffin out by carrying the stick.
As soon as the coffin was carried out, other people in the village noticed it and stood at a distance to discuss it.
"How did you lift Old Li's coffin? Wasn't it impossible to lift it before?"
"These two girls are so brave! How dare they help Old Li's family carry the coffin? I have to say that there must be something wrong with his son's body."
"Yes, yes, the older generation said that if there were other things in the coffin, the coffin would not be able to be lifted. There must be something dirty in this coffin!"
When they saw the coffin being carried over, the villagers hid far away and did not dare to approach them.
Just when everyone was curious about how the coffin was lifted up, Li Chu suddenly screamed.
"ah!"
Immediately afterwards, there was a bang, the rope tied to the coffin broke, and the coffin fell to the ground, making a groove in the concrete floor.
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