Chapter 599 Mission Maniac
"Zhang Fatty, you are really going to go bankrupt this time! Aren't you the typical person who stays at home and won't come out even if you kill him? Why are you fighting so hard this time?"
Mu Shaoan leaned on the huge package behind him, throwing peanuts into his mouth and drinking wine, looking quite gloating.
How could they not gloat over other people's misfortunes? The battle just now was equivalent to the two newly promoted ancient gods killing a senior ancient god. Let's not talk about the gains, let's just talk about the losses! The four great gods of law, led by Qu Shang, and thirty demigods of law were all seriously injured. This was the price of forcibly terminating the Sky-Snatching Sword Formation, but there was no other way if they didn't terminate it. Their boss would die.
To be honest, Mu Shaoan himself is now a little scared. This Sky-Slaying Sword Formation was originally proposed by him and that bastard Li Guohuai. It takes the Way of the Broken Sword as the core, abandons balance and safety, and only seeks a short-term burst. Such a peerless sword formation should not be born, and should at least be optimized and improved for thousands or tens of thousands of years.
As a result, now, the high-level combat forces of Fatty Zhang's Sword Immortal World have been almost wiped out, and it is feared that they will not be able to recover in the next few thousand years.
In addition, Qu Shang, Zhang Pangzi's core general and concubine, lost nearly two million years of his life in this battle, which needs to be compensated.
Not to mention the hidden dangers brought by sending out the Death Boat, who dares to say that after this incident, the Sword Immortal Civilization can still be cowardly? Coupled with the release of the two Plague God Seals, this trace cannot be concealed at all. Fatty Zhang can only wait for the Thousand Hands Shura Clan to come and avenge themselves.
All in all, the previous Fatty Zhang could be said to be tall, fat and handsome, a super potential stock, with a little bit of potential to become the overlord of the fourth sequence.
But what about now? The company is on the verge of bankruptcy and restructuring, and the creditors are coming to demolish the house and destroy everyone.
Is it worth it? "It's worth it! Very worth it."
Zhang Yang sat in the Death Boat, his expression calm, his tone calm, oh, his body was destroyed in the previous battle, but he still had more than one small account in the Death Boat, so he only needed to pat his butt, and he would be fully revived in a blink of an eye. As for how many small accounts I have, you ask? That depends on when the spring flowers and autumn moon will end! He knew that someone was jealous, extremely jealous, but there was nothing he could do, he was so outstanding, so outstanding, the stars in the sky could only bow down to him.
Yes, the losses were heavy, and even because of the appearance of the old woman Li Meng, the Thousand Hands tribe was bound to track them down, but so what?
Zhang Yang picked up a piece of iced watermelon with great satisfaction and took a big bite.
Zhang Yang felt very happy whenever he thought of how his little cousin had tried every trick to open the bronze coffin but couldn't open it, and even used the chessboard of fate but got nothing except vomiting thirty liters of blood.
Mu Dese, aren't you very proud?
You dare to use me as a meat shield! You deserve it!
After Zhang Yang finished eating the iced watermelon and mocked and despised someone in his heart for ten thousand times,
Mu Shaoan also finished eating peanuts and drinking soju, and in his heart he also ended his ruthless lashing and ridiculing of someone for a hundred thousand times.
The two people looked at each other, and after a second,
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
"Thirdly, I blab to you. My cousin is so wise and brave!"
"Nine fingers down, my cousin is so cool and elegant!"
"Hahaha, cousin, you flatter me."
"Hehehe, cousin, you are too modest."
"No, no, cousin, you have always been my idol in life."
"It's just so-so. Cousin, you have always been my dream coordinate."
"I want half of what's in the coffin!"
"Why don't you say you're ugly?"
"Cousin, this is wrong!"
"Cousin, don't mention this!"
"Cousin, your Sword Immortal World has been severely damaged."
"Cousin, don't you know that if you hear the truth in the morning, you can die in the evening?"
"Cousin, why are you refusing to see a good doctor when you are so seriously ill and in such a deep state?"
"Cousin, you are blinded by a leaf and cannot see the mountain. How can you see the world from a narrow perspective?"
"Hahaha, cousin, you are too confident!"
"Hahaha, cousin, you are too confident."
"Pooh!"
"Pooh!"
The two glared at each other again! This scene made Qu Shang, who was sitting next to him, stunned at first, and then he couldn't help laughing!
“Hahahaha! Uh, you guys keep going—keep going!”
After saying that, he was still laughing and took out a plate of melon seeds from somewhere and started eating them with great relish.
Mu Shaoan bared his teeth and winked at Qu Shang, saying, "Sister-in-law, even if I didn't contribute anything in the battle just now, I still worked hard, right?"
"Yes, without your tactical command and advance prediction, the ancient god would definitely be able to break out of the siege, and then fight his way in and out seven times until we are all wiped out. I will be frank about this." Qu Shang nodded seriously. Since the battle just ended, Mu Shaoan's identity could no longer be concealed, so she immediately knew that this brother-in-law was worth winning over. After all, this was related to whether her status as a concubine could be converted to a regular concubine.
As for the jokes - well, someone, the worst that can happen is that she will just be a bully a few hundred times. Anyway, she fought so hard in the battle just now. If she doesn't give an explanation, she will really get angry.
In fact, it is precisely because of this that a certain joker formally introduced Mu Shaoan, the brother-in-law, to her. This is a very important signal. How could a smart person like Qu Shang not know that she is one step closer to being the legal wife? Alas, it is not easy for her to be a concubine! "Sister-in-law is really insightful, wise, virtuous and beautiful. I, Xiao Mu, can pat my chest here and say that if my aunt and uncle-in-law were still alive, they would definitely be overjoyed. Oh, sister-in-law, you don’t know, before my aunt and uncle-in-law died, they said to me with tears in their eyes, Alas, Xiao Anzi, look at your cousin Xiao Yangzi, he is now dead and gone, you said he died, why didn’t he leave us dozens of grandchildren? Unfilial, unfilial!"
"So now that I see you, my sister-in-law, so virtuous, generous, beautiful and dignified, like a fairy, oh my god, believe it or not, my aunt will immediately pull my uncle-in-law out of the coffin and dance square dance with him!"
Mu Shaoan really has no limits! "And don't worry, sister-in-law, the life span you lost before will be covered by me, Xiao Anzi. It's only two million years. After a while, I will also let you advance to the ancient god. Ha! Ancient gods are very rare. We have a lot of them in bulk at home."
"Hey, pay attention, whose tongue is that? If you don't pick it up, it will be blown away by the wind!"
Zhang Yang finally couldn't help it. I have never seen such a shameless person! "I want one third, right?" Mu Shaoan turned around and said seriously.
"Not even one tenth of it is enough. This matter involves too many things, and I can't drag you down." Zhang Yang had to say it tactfully.
"Sister-in-law, look at what he said? He is dragging me down! Which bastard wanted to sacrifice my blood for no reason? And didn't I vomit blood this time? The operation of the chessboard of fate does not require any price. I am almost dying now!" Mu Shaoan jumped up, feeling extremely aggrieved.
Qu Shang hesitated for a moment and looked at Zhang Yang, but did not say anything. However, the meaning of his question was self-evident.
Zhang Yang sighed.
"This is a quest item. How can I complete the quest if I give it to you?"
"Quest item?" Mu Shaoan's eyes suddenly widened wider than a cow's, and he didn't even bother to hide his dying state, just like a mouse smelling sesame oil or an old cat smelling fish.
"There are still missions! This is too weird, brother. You are now a new Ancient God in the fourth sequence, but you still need to accept missions? I guess the organization that can give you missions must have a very deep background. Tell me quickly, I will help you with some advice. Let me tell you, brother, you can't estimate the character of some old coins. A fat otaku like you who never goes out of the house will definitely be cheated by them and lose everything. Hey, can you bear to lose such a young and beautiful beauty like my sister-in-law?"
"Hurry up, leave the hardship and suffering to me, and you can enjoy the happiness and contentment. If anything happens to you, how can I face my aunt and uncle who died with regrets?"
"I'll make it!"
Zhang Yang jumped away in horror, wiping Mu Shaoan's snot with disgust. What's wrong with this guy? "Is it that serious? You are a serious game patient. You want to take the task as soon as you hear about it, and you get excited when you see the task! Well, since you want to know so much, let's make a deal!"
Zhang Yang sat down seriously and took out a piece of paper to write down his intention for cooperation.
Mu Shaoan rushed over and sat down.
"Okay, as long as you tell me the answer, I won't want the things in the coffin, and I will help you guard your world for a thousand years to prevent it from being attacked by Thousand-Handed Shura."
"Deal!" Zhang Yang thought about it for a moment and felt that this was feasible.
"This is not a game. It involves the long river of time and the six major sequence structures..."
Zhang Yang told the story in detail about how he became an apprentice time guardian. Besides Mu Shaoan, Qu Shang was also in the audience. This could be considered a reward for her previous efforts.
But when he finished speaking, Mu Shaoan's expression became extremely strange and - proud! What made Zhang Yang speechless was that the galaxy mark representing his identity as an apprentice time guardian suddenly emerged automatically, and a line of information flowed in his heart.
"If you find a target that meets the Time Guardian rules, guide them to join the Time Guardian camp. To guide them, split the Galaxy Seal in half and give it to the target."
"Mission Reward: The attendance requirement after one million years will be reduced by half. Note: If you can guide three trainee time guardians and ensure that they all pass the assessment requirements after one million years, you will have the opportunity to become a formal time guardian."
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"Hahaha, cousin, no matter how cunning you are, you can't beat my ingenious strategy! I have long deduced through the chessboard of fate that there is a great opportunity for me hidden in you. Now it seems that I am really a born pig's foot!"
Mu Shaoan laughed wildly.
Zhang Yang could only sigh. This means that everyone has their own pursuits. His identity as a trainee time guardian was only used as an emergency loan. He didn't care about it on weekdays and just hoped to pass the assessment.
But for someone like my little cousin, believe it or not, once he gets this identity, he will go around the world looking for missions to complete?
"Uncle and aunt, I'm sorry. I've tried my best."
(End of this chapter)
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