Chapter 312 Extra Chapter: When the Journey to the West is Full of Our Own People (8)
[Tsk tsk tsk, what exactly did Jin Chanzi go through?]
[Reincarnated ten times to become a Three Burials Master]
Wasn't he supposed to be trying to understand the meaning of "a smile while holding a flower"? Was his understanding correct?
That's right, if you don't smile, he'll crush you.
【Wait, we've only fought half of the Three Battles with the White Bone Demon, and Tang Sanzang has already subdued her. Does that mean I don't need to participate?】
Who lives upstairs?
[The Unworthy Six-Eared Macaque]
Is paid leave unhappy?
[That makes sense. Then I'll go to Flower Fruit Mountain for a vacation. How can cosplaying at a tourist attraction not be considered overdoing it?]
[Talented? No, a monkey genius!]
...
Under Tang Sanzang's guidance, the White Bone Demon suddenly realized her mistakes and "registered in the city." From then on, Master Sanzang, along with his henchmen, his eldest disciple, his second and third disciples, and their horse, quickly and effectively cleared the level.
Every obstacle is difficult, but every obstacle can be overcome.
In Baoxiang Kingdom, facing the Yellow Robe Monster's clamor, Tang Sanzang picked up his staff and "convinced the monster with virtue." Ultimately, the Yellow Robe Monster achieved enlightenment and transformed into a magnificent tiger. With the help of the handsome Sha Wujing, Baoxiang Kingdom gained another major tourist attraction.
On Pingdingshan, I encountered the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King.
If I call your name, will you dare to answer?
"You shout!"
"The Great Sage Equal to Heaven!"
"What does your name, Great Sage Equaling Heaven, have to do with me, Yang Wukong?"
"Yang Wukong!"
"How dare you call me Yang Wukong? Huh? How rude of you to call me that! My things are confiscated!"
The Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King, their faces bruised and swollen, wept bitterly. This monkey doesn't follow logic!
In the Kingdom of Wuji, a green-haired lion transformed into the appearance of Tang Sanzang and appeared at the same time as the real Tang Sanzang, allowing the group to identify him.
Question: Who are the Three Burial Masters?
Faced with this question, the green-haired lion's lips curled up. What a coincidence! He had prepared his lesson in advance and watched the live broadcast!
"Amitabha Buddha, the three burials are burying people, burying demons, and burying calamities."
"You're fake!" *3
"Fake! Counterfeit!"
The blue-haired lion was shocked. No, he clearly gave the correct answer!
The true master of three burials, Tang Sanzang, rolled up his sleeves, picked up his staff, and got to work!
"Amitabha Buddha, the Three Burials means that the Three Meditation Staffs can take down a fake like you!"
"Bang bang bang"
"Hey! You're cheating! I clearly did this problem before!"
Tang Sanzang watched as the green-haired lion returned to its original form, breathed a sigh of relief, clasped his hands together, and said with a compassionate expression: "Amitabha, don't just look at the question, try to understand the questioner's intentions, benefactor, you haven't grasped it yet."
"If Buddhism can't solve a problem, this humble monk will take matters into his own hands. After all, I am a martial monk. Demon benefactor, have you understood?"
"If I say I've attained enlightenment, can you remove your staff from my head?" the green-haired lion pleaded.
"If I said this lion has nothing to do with me, that I was just passing by, would you please take your golden cudgel off my neck, Great Sage?" Manjushri Bodhisattva said with an awkward, fake smile.
On Mount Hao, they encountered Red Boy. Wukong's comment, "A copycat Nezha," spurred Red Boy to set fires everywhere. Of course, with the help of their powerful ally, the Weak Water, Red Boy was successfully captured.
Ultimately, the photo of Red Boy being tied up spread throughout the Three Realms, with eight large characters below the photo: "Setting fire to the mountain will lead to a life sentence in prison."
In Heihe, they encountered a monstrous dragon who wanted to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh and even wanted to invite his uncle, the Dragon King of the West Sea, to eat with him.
“No need for outside help,” Ao Lie stepped forward. “It’s time to show you the real skills and let you see what it means for an older brother to have a natural advantage over his younger brother!”
"Oh—" the four of them exclaimed in realization, "His uncle is your father!"
I almost mistook the White Dragon Horse for a real horse! Ao Lie's acting is really good!
Thus, the unruly, rebellious, willful, bullying, and treacherous alligator monster Tuo Jie received a merciless iron fist... no, an iron hoof, from her brother.
"Little brother, you're just a little brother. Even if I turn into a horse, it won't stop me from dealing with you!"
"Waaaaah, I'm going back to tell my mom!"
"Telling my mom won't help!"
The outside world is too dangerous, so Tuojie decided to go back to being his mama's boy and uncle's boy.
In the Kingdom of Chechi, the three immortals, Tiger Power Immortal, Deer Power Immortal, and Sheep Power Immortal, promoted Taoism and suppressed Buddhism, oppressing monks.
Wukong battled three powerful immortals and ultimately defeated them. The three immortals, dissatisfied, requested outside help to debate the matter.
Thus, the debate between Buddhism and Taoism officially began.
Buddhist representative:
The first debate by Manjushri Bodhisattva (to repay the debt for his mount).
Second debater Wukong (must not physically attack the referee)
The Three-Argument Tang Monk (a talking martial monk)
The fourth debater, Sha Wujing (the value of being the top salesperson is still rising).
Cheerleaders: Zhu Bajie (who can use his "good looks" to outmaneuver his opponents), Ao Lie (who can use his silence to wear down his opponents).
Taoist representative:
One of the debaters, Jade Tripod Immortal (just joining in the fun, no objection to Buddhism).
The second debater is Taiyi Zhenren (just joining in the fun, has no objection to Buddhism).
Yang Jian, the third debater (obeying his teacher's orders, with no other intention).
Fourth debater Nezha (I like arguing).
Cheerleaders: Tiger Power Immortal, Deer Power Immortal, Sheep Power Immortal (We'll just watch the show since the foreign players are here).
Is this reasonable?
"What's unreasonable about this? Let's discuss it; it won't hurt our feelings. There's no problem!"
Master Yu Ding waved his fan, his smile resembling that of a smug cat, his whiskers twitching.
"Bang"
Yang Jiao tapped the table with a smile, "Both sides have no questions, the debate officially begins!"
Soon, beautiful words and actions came together: Yu Ding Zhenren's fan "accidentally" flew onto Manjushri Bodhisattva's face; Guanyin Bodhisattva, Lishan Laomu, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva "enthusiastically" replaced Tang Sanzang and his disciples; Nezha's Qiankun Ring slammed onto the table, and Guanyin Bodhisattva's jade bottle washed the faces of the people opposite them...
Tang Sanzang and his disciples walked silently outside and encountered three great immortals.
"What a coincidence, what are you all doing here?"
"It's getting late, this humble monk and his disciples should continue their journey westward."
"Haha, that's right, we should go back to our seclusion too."
Both sides nodded in tacit agreement, quickly parted ways, and left this place of trouble behind.
"Is this what a debate is?" Sha Wujing looked shocked, clearly still reeling from the "all-out brawl" debate.
Pigsy touched his braid, which had almost been accidentally injured, and asked curiously, "When do you think they'll stop? We've reached the Western Paradise, will they stop by then?"
Wukong wiped his face: "With my dad as the referee, it probably won't end."
Bajie gave a thumbs up: "That's why I said you understand your dad."
"Amitabha, let's go, don't waste any more time."
Tang Sanzang rode the white dragon horse at the very front. If he didn't leave soon, his Buddhist resolve would waver. Is this how all those who attain enlightenment and become Buddhas must act? Master Sanzang is still a bit too restrained and too conservative!
So, what happened next—
The Tongtian River, the Great King of Inspiration won't let us cross it, damn it!
The King of Inspiration called for his backer, but Guanyin Bodhisattva, the backer, was still embroiled in a debate and could not reach him. However, he was determined to resist and decided to fight!
Jin Du Mountain, the Green Ox Monster won't let us cross the mountain, let's do it!
The Green Ox Monster called out to its backer, Laozi, who replied, "However, condemnation!"
In short, they claim to be on the moral high ground, and even passing dogs would kick them!
Who released the berserk version of Tang Sanzang?
Okay, I admit it, Tang Sanzang is a martial monk.
Work injury! Work injury! Who should I contact for reimbursement?
Meeting him, was it his tribulation or my hardship? Are the eighty-one tribulations truly troubling him?
[To be honest, Heavenly Court and Buddhism, isn't this a tactic you two have used to indirectly dismiss us?]
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