Chapter 168 How did you know I'm an idiot?



Faced with the diners' wild imaginations, Lu Wu was forced to admit defeat and could only resort to defecating to prove her innocence.

"Family members, Boss Lu has updated the page and is waiting for you."

Some diners knew about Lu Wu's account on Yijietong, but Lu Wu mostly watched from the sidelines and rarely made any comments or posts.

When this account appeared, people's first reaction was that it was a fake.

"Wow, these people are getting better and better at impersonating Boss Lu these days. Look, there's even Big Yellow's tail in the corner of the photo."

"Hey, little blackie, don't think you can fool me with that. My eyes are sharp."

But not all diners were foolish; some discovered the truth.

"Wait a minute, everyone, this really seems to be Boss Lu's account."

"My God, I clicked in and took a look. It's a product with no manufacturer, no production date, and no quality certification. Wow, it really is Boss Lu."

"I can hardly believe that Boss Lu suddenly appeared."

Seeing that the diners had realized what was happening, Lu Wu found some comfort. Looking at the comments, Lu Wu really wanted to say something.

What is meant by a product without a manufacturer's name, address, or production date?

Her food... well, Qingyuan Realm doesn't have food business licenses, health certificates, or business licenses.

Now that you mention it, she really is selling substandard products.

I don't think anyone will report her.

Lu Wu was so frightened that she withdrew her hand, which had been ready to fight the diners for three hundred rounds.

"Does anyone know where Yaoxian Town is? I've never heard of it."

"Upstairs, even if you haven't heard of Yaoxian Town, you should at least know about Tianfo Temple. Yaoxian Town is located near Tianfo Temple."

"Now that you mention it, it seems Mr. Lu won't be able to set up a stall at the entrance of Tianfo Temple this time."

"Now that we've come this far, I'm not going to pretend anymore. I'll lay my cards on the table. Yes, Boss Lu has a stall right outside Tianfo Temple. I'm a disciple of Tianfo Temple, and I'm already enjoying the benefits."

"Brothers, look at this guy, he looks familiar. He was stirring up trouble in the comments section of a post just now."

"So, that little black guy really is Boss Lu?"

"Oh my god, I just cursed at Boss Lu, what should I do, what should I do?"

Some of the diners who had battled against Lu Wu's alternate account were almost in tears.

Family members, we won't be kicked out of the fandom, will we?

Then a lot of posts about Lu Wu suddenly appeared, some of which were even ascetics and monks sharing their thoughts on milk tea.

They didn't want to share, but seeing that Boss Lu himself had come forward, they decided to lay their cards on the table as well.

While you're still guessing, we've already started drinking.

This small step is a giant leap in life.

Chaos reigned on Yijietong, with diners groaning in despair.

This immediately dampened Lu Wu's interest in chatting with fans online.

Count the birds, count the birds.

She should continue diving.

While the diners were heading to Tianfo Temple, Lu Wu was adjusting the proportions of the new milk tea.

Lu Wu might not be able to come up with many new ideas for other products, but milk tea is different. Countless new products are launched every month, and her inspiration is overflowing.

Let's have mango pomelo sago, matcha milk pudding, and one of Ruixue Ice Coffee's signature peach four-season spring drinks.

When a new variety appears, the first to benefit are always Old Li next door and his two little ones.

After making another zero-yuan purchase, Grandpa Li patted his round belly, glanced at the cries of the "steamed bun cult" followers, and decided to give out some benefits.

"Three new milk tea drinks available while supplies last."

The moment these words were spoken, the CCP's internal cult erupted in uproar.

"What? Another new milk tea? I'm still on my way. I haven't tried the previous ones yet. Are they not going to stop selling them?"

"Why is Mr. Lu releasing a new product so quickly this time? Something's not right."

“You’re still questioning it, but I’m different; I’ve already entered the lottery.”

"Tsk, three thousand people vying for three cups of milk tea, such a low winning rate, anyone who participates is a fool. Huh, how do you know I'm a fool? Since you've found out, I won't hide it from you anymore. Yes, I participated."

...

Some people burn incense and pray to Buddha, while others direct and act out their own performances.

The believers were having a blast.

Grandpa Li nodded as he looked at the ever-increasing number of believers.

Not bad, not bad. The Baozi Cult is growing stronger every day, and sooner or later it will spread throughout the entire Qingyuan Realm.

Ding dong, ding dong.

The sound of private chats rang out, mostly from old friends asking Grandpa Li to use connections to get in.

In response, Grandpa Li made one condition after another, offering a cup of milk tea in exchange for a bunch of goodies.

Lu Wu, who had been watching Grandpa Li's actions, looked away.

Lu Wu, who had been deceiving himself for so long, wasn't stupid. The Baozi Cult had become a major sect in the world, and it was associated with the title of Boss Lu. Even the most oblivious person would have noticed something amiss.

I won't look.

Unless you look at me, you won't know that the Baozi Cult has anything to do with me.

She doesn't form cliques.

The next day, as dawn broke, a group of cultivators appeared at the foot of Demon-Suppressing Mountain. Even though their spiritual power was suppressed, they could not hide their joyful mood.

Most of these were diners who had come from nearby and were waiting to go up the mountain with Lu Wu.

"Boss, what's up?"

Behind a large tree at the foot of the mountain, three heads were stacked on top of each other, looking at the dense crowd in front of them. The second head looked worried.

This is different from what they heard.

Isn't it said that Tianfo Temple doesn't have many tourists at this time of year? But a group of people came and were chatting animatedly in groups, seemingly knowing each other.

"We have to do it, otherwise we won't get the final payment."

The leader at the top stared at the crowd ahead, his gaze wandering around, hoping to find a less crowded spot to climb the mountain.

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