"Honey, tell me, who was that woman you were chatting with so enthusiastically on Yijietong last night?"
"Oh, it's a friend of mine."
"What kind of friends?"
"My friend in bed."
"You scumbag, I'm going to kill you."
The girl with the green hair pulled out a big hammer and started the chase.
There were extra things to watch at the stall, and Lu Wu couldn't wait to grab a stool, take out some melon seeds, and start eating, but the customers wouldn't give her a break.
They felt a tickle running down their spines looking at Boss Lu's expectant expression.
Choosing between delicious food and social death, this is such a difficult question.
As the number of "victims" increases, many diners begin to make themselves less noticeable.
"See you tomorrow, Mr. Lu."
After receiving his food, the diner at the very front left those words and made his escape, giving the others no chance to do anything.
That speed created a cloud of exhaust fumes.
This person is clearly a diner who has offended many people in the past.
"Next."
Lu Wu called out, and then heard a response.
"Silkworm pupae, woodworms, and grasshoppers—I want these three."
The diner's choice was fine, but Lu Wu remained silent for a long time. She stared intently at the diner opposite her, deeply puzzled.
He didn't seem to open his mouth just now.
It wasn't a sound transmission either.
Could it be ventriloquism?
Or perhaps her mind and the other person's mind became one?
As Lu Wu's gaze shifted, the diner seemed to realize something: "Boss Lu, I didn't order this."
"Mr. Lu, it's me."
The voice appeared again, but this time it was on the left.
A hand suddenly appeared and tugged at Lu Wu's sleeve. The pale fingertips looked like those of a corpse that had never seen the sun for years. Upon seeing it, Lu Wu's heart almost stopped beating.
"..."
Good grief, the other party has gone invisible.
"Ahem, I have quite a few enemies."
In the past, he would go to great lengths to get his hands on Boss Lu's food as soon as possible.
Now, those diners he tricked are all grinning sinisterly, waiting to make their move.
Fortunately, he can use his brain. After using magic to become invisible, no one can see where he is.
Hehehe!
She heard the other person chuckling. Lu Wu handed over the food, and the other hand took it. A moment later, the other person smacked their lips again.
Lu Wu listened for a while and then silently mourned for the other party for a second in advance.
"Chen Qi, where did you hide the undergarment you stole from the Hehuan Sect disciple last time?"
A man in the line asked a question loudly.
"They sewed it onto my lining."
The invisible Shen Qi answered fluently, but he soon exploded.
"Wow, this is fine."
You could tell that Shen Qi was panicked.
Of course it will work. You're still here, and your ears aren't blocked. As long as the sound can be heard, the effect will be there.
It's just that this Mr. Shen Qi has rather strong tastes.
"No way, could this lecherous thief who was chased for thousands of miles by the Hehuan Sect be Shen Qi?"
Some people in the crowd were startled.
About half a month ago, the Hehuan Sect suddenly issued a kill order, saying that a lecherous thief had sneaked into the Hehuan Sect to peep at female disciples bathing and had also stolen some items.
"You're talking nonsense. Someone else was peeping at the female disciples bathing, but I stole the undergarment. They were playing in the water together."
Shen Qi's voice was incredibly loud; clearly, he wasn't ashamed, but rather proud.
"Damn it, it's over."
However, after answering, Shen Qi's frustration could be heard in her tone.
"You lecherous thief, prepare to die!"
As a major sect, the Hehuan Sect has disciples all over the world, many of whom are also patrons of Luwu.
Upon hearing the thief Shen Qi confess his crimes, a female disciple of the Hehuan Sect unleashed a barrage of spells at Lu Wu's side.
The flames grazed the stall and struck a spot precisely.
"It hurts, it hurts!"
"Grandma, are you serious? It's just a bellyband, we can just give it back to you. Is it really that big of a deal?"
Shen Qi was jumping up and down, but the sound was a bit ethereal.
"The wind is strong, let's get out of here."
He realized he couldn't stay here today.
"Oh no, he's going to get away."
The aura was fading, and the female disciple hesitated.
Catching this petty thief would be a great achievement, but she hasn't even had a chance to eat her delicious food yet.
"Fine, I'll let you off this time."
Ultimately, the female disciple chose to stay.
However, with Shen Qi setting an example, the remaining diners came up with all sorts of creative ideas.
"Behold my inescapable net!"
A black sphere exploded in the sky, and thick smoke instantly enveloped the entrance of the Divine Doctor's Hall, but fortunately, the wind quickly dispersed it.
But when her vision cleared again, Lu Wu turned her head blankly.
Where are they?
The stall was packed with diners just moments ago, but now it's completely empty.
"Mr. Lu, it's my turn to order."
The voice was extremely hoarse, clearly a disguise.
The people are still there, they've all disappeared.
They really went to great lengths to buy some food.
The sounds in the air were elusive, making it impossible to pinpoint the other party's location.
The diners were all restless, but Lu Wu chose to be tolerant.
The queue disappeared as soon as the item was placed on the stall; it had been taken by the other party.
"Hehe, I don't believe I can fall for it like this."
The sound of the insect's crispy fried shell being bitten through was clearly audible.
"Hey bro, what's your name?"
"My name is Tian Xiaohua."
?
How could he be telling the truth?
I've been infected!
"No, no, you misheard me. My name is Tian Qingfeng, not Tian Xiaohua."
"Are you really not called Tian Xiaohua?" a customer asked cheekily.
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