Xuanniao coughed, looked at Lu Zhengzhi with malicious eyes, and said jokingly, "Listen carefully!"
"A wonderful girl from the Ni family!"
"This is my first question. I hope you can handle such a simple one."
There was a wicked smile in Xuanniao's eyes.
Hehe, this is the most difficult pair I have thought of in these years.
Although it is not the most difficult couplet, a cultivator who has no understanding of couplets will definitely not be able to answer this question!
Xuanniao looked at Lu Zhengzhi, who had a strange expression on his face, and smiled in his heart, "Hahaha, how is it? Is it more difficult than you expected?"
Lu Zhengzhi frowned, "I certainly didn't expect it."
I didn't expect this pair to be so simple.
"A warrior's heart is to stop the war."
Decomposed character + homophony.
"Miao" is split into "girl", "ren'er" is combined into "Ni"; the second line "Shixin" is combined into "zhi", and "wu" is written in seal script as "zhi ge".
Xuanniao widened his eyes.
Oh my god, this is even better than my second line!
Xuanniao gritted his teeth, "You must be a blind cat that caught a dead mouse! You won't be so lucky on the next question!"
"Paint a lotus monk painting!"
When Lu Zhengzhi first heard what it said, he was a little worried, but after hearing the second couplet, his face couldn't help but tighten.
"It's so difficult~" Lu Zhengzhi said in a fake tone.
Xuanniao's eyes lit up, "Hahaha, I told you you wouldn't!"
"You stinking human! You just slandered me as dirty, and you even teamed up with your brother to make me dirty!"
"The calligraphy is a copy of the Hanlin calligraphy!" Before Xuanniao could finish his mocking words, Lu Zhengzhi threw the second line in its face.
Xuanniao's arrogant expression froze, and his big eyes looked at Lu Zhengzhi in disbelief, "How is this possible!"
Lu Zhengzhi couldn't hold it in any longer. "How can it be impossible... these couplets of yours are ridiculously simple."
Xuanniao gritted his teeth and said, "Come again!"
"This time, let's change to the four-tone harmony!"
"A monk was practicing the Dharma. He was carrying soup to the pot. He was careless and the soup spilled over and scalded the pot."
Lu Zhengzhi smiled coldly, his mind working easily, "Tailor Old Xu was playing chess with his wife. He accidentally made a mistake, and his wife gave up."
"Change to a pun and a sarcastic couplet!"
"Her small mouth is like a peach, her teeth are sharp, she swallows coarse food and spits out fine food!"
"Hiss, you're a little yellow!"
"Bullshit, you can't figure it out so you slander me, right?"
"Oh! Listen carefully!"
"The willows are slender, the stars are shining, and they know what is important and what is not!" Lu Zhengzhi ruthlessly shattered Xuanniao's fantasy.
Xuanniao looked devastated, muttering, "How is this possible... How could this be! This is the fruit of my hundred years of wisdom!"
Lu Zhengzhi showed disdain on his face. With the brain capacity of this ostrich, it would take more than a thousand years to figure it out.
Did you think this black bird was so smart and cultured?
Is this the level of couplet writing you can achieve? And you still dare to compete with others in writing couplets?
Lu Zhengzhi looked at Xuanniao suspiciously. Is this really the final boss?
He was no longer so excited about the rewards for passing the trial.
After Xuanniao began to doubt his life, he spat out a bronze key in frustration.
"Take it, this key is your trial reward."
"What can I do?" Lu Zhengzhi played with the key nonchalantly.
"It is the symbol of authority in the Xiaocang Mountain Foundation Establishment Secret Realm, and also the key to the Golden Core Secret Realm."
Xuanniao gave a lost answer, still immersed in the pain of a hundred years of hard work being wiped out.
Lu Zhengzhi's eyes widened, "What the hell!"
He looked at the bronze key and his whole body trembled.
The authority of an entire secret realm of foundation building?
In other words, I can use this bronze key to change the entire secret realm at will?
Including this stinky bird in front of me!
Lu Zhengzhi looked at Xuanniao, with a gleam of revenge in his eyes.
Xuanniao felt a chill all over his body. Seeing Lu Zhengzhi looking at him, he couldn't help but tense up, "What are you doing!"
Lu Zhengzhi chuckled and said, "Don't be nervous, I just remembered some delicious food from Liuhe County."
Xuanniao asked curiously, "What kind of delicacy?"
"Sauce board bird."
Xuanniao: ...
"Boring, I'm thinking about making a couplet." Xuanniao said with all his strength, flew high into the sky and continued circling.
Lu Zhengzhi didn't really want to bother with Xuanniao.
Compared with the poisonous iron bee and the bronze Xiezhi, the Xuanniao's methods are really much gentler.
It's just a couplet.
I don’t know what criteria Cangshan Zhenren uses to choose the successor to the secret realm.
Cultured?
Is it necessary to be cultured to cultivate immortality these days?
Lu Zhengzhi could only say that Master Cangshan was a cultivator with great taste.
Look at the bronze map.
Bai Jie and the others have now passed through the territory of the giant scorpions in the swamp and are heading towards the final trial - the mountain weapon soldiers.
Once you pass the mountain weapons and fierce soldiers, you can get the rewards of the secret realm.
But...
This trial is not so easy to pass.
At least, for cultivators who are not proficient in weapons and are accustomed to using spiritual methods to fight the enemy, even foundation-building cultivators may find it difficult to pass.
"Zhengyuan, let's go. I'll take you to kill that heartless woman!"
Lu Zhengzhi shouted.
——
Weapons Mountain.
This is the mountain of dangerous weapons that was gradually formed when Cangshan Zhenren collected all the weapons in the world while traveling around the world and inserted them into a small hill in the secret realm.
It is also the final trial place of the Cangshan Secret Realm - Mountain Weapons and Evil Soldiers.
The rule of this trial is: one must be alone and accurately judge which of the many evil soldiers flying towards him still have spirituality and which have been corroded by time.
Those who were smart would snatch it away and put it on the weapon rack beside them, while those who were not smart would avoid it.
If you accidentally take away a weapon without spiritual power, you will be punished by having two spiritual weapons disappear from the weapon rack.
Finally, if the spiritual weapons seized account for 60% of the total spiritual weapons, you will pass the test.
Every time a challenger passes a level, he must use a spiritual object he carries as collateral.
The trial was successful and the spiritual object was returned.
The trial failed, and the spirit creature fell into the Weapon Mountain and became one with the Cangshan Secret Realm.
Bai Jie and others have failed three times in a row.
In other words, the six of them have contributed eighteen spiritual objects to Xiaocang Mountain.
"Damn it! Did you guys play too hard just now and now you've become weaklings!" Bai Jie burst out in anger, pointing at the five black-eyed people in front of her and cursing.
"That's because you squeezed too hard..." She complained softly, but Bai Jie heard it.
She just went up and kicked him in the balls.
"ah!"
Screams of pain mixed with pleasure resounded throughout Xiongbing Mountain.
"Let you talk back! Damn slave boy!"
On the face of the white-skinned girl, there was an expression of disgust like a queen.
The black-eyed people around looked at the man who fell to the ground and screamed with half fear and half envy.
Not far away.
Lu Zhengzhi turned his head and looked at Lu Zhengyuan, whose eyes were wide open. "You won't also—"
"No! I would never betray my eggs!"
Lu Zhengyuan swore madly.
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