Chapter 23 The Third Simulation It turns out that she now only has a head and a body...
Crunch, crunch! Li Zhou was busy eating the watermelon bought by his father.
The watermelon is crisp and sweet, and she can eat half of it in one go.
Yue Niang whispered, "Look at Zhou'er. He looks like a puppy when he eats. How cute."
Li Sheng said, "Madam, please don't change the subject. How have you thought about what I just said?"
Master Liaochen was still waiting for his reply at the back door.
This nun had heard about Li Zhou from the Taoist priest at Yuquan Temple, yet she still dared to visit him in person. She must have some real skills.
"As long as we ask the nun to seal her evil spirit and make sure she won't harm our family, we won't have to worry anymore."
Mr. Li said excitedly.
Yue Niang thought for a moment and said, "Help me out. I want to test that nun myself. Not all monks are kind and compassionate. What if she wants to take advantage of my son?"
Glancing across the bookshelf, Yue Niang recalled the stories she had read, listing them one by one: "For example, refining Zhu'er into a vengeful spirit and making her do evil things for her. Another example is cutting off Zhu'er's limbs and putting her in a vase for people to admire and enjoy, and making a profit from it. Even worse, giving Zhu'er to dignitaries who like to hunt for novelties and cooking her into seafood soup."
Li Sheng said admiringly: "My dear, you are well-informed and thoughtful."
He quickly helped Yue Niang up, and told Dalang to look after his sister, and wait for her to finish eating the watermelon and then wipe her mouth and hands.
Dalang nodded obediently with a crying voice: "I know, Dad, Dad, Mom, you all come back soon."
He believed that his parents were definitely not planning to escape secretly and leave him to his sister as food to prevent her from chasing them again.
Dalang tried hard to comfort himself, tears welling up in his eyes.
Li Zhou also noticed that his parents were going out.
I should probably hire a teacher for myself. I don't know what my parents do and whether the family will be bankrupt. She thought with a sense of worry and finished the watermelon in her hand without realizing it.
She was just about to wash her face by herself when she saw her three-headed brother staggering over with a copper basin and carefully wiping her hands stained with watermelon juice with the wet towel in the basin.
"elder brother?"
Li Zhou looked in surprise at his cowardly brother who had been crying since he appeared.
Dalang forced out a smile that was uglier than crying.
Are you missing your parents?
It turns out that we can't expect a real child to be as sensible, independent and calm as her.
Li Zhou opened his arms and said, "Don't be sad, brother. Come, give me a hug."
Dalang's eyes widened suddenly. As Li Zhou finished speaking, huge tentacles with barbs appeared behind her, closing like a carnivorous plant, trying to roll him into the heart of the flower.
"clang!"
He was so scared that he stepped on the copper basin, and half of the hot water spilled onto the ground. Dalang ran out of the house crying.
Li Zhou silently withdrew his hand, shook his head and sighed, this brother, his emotions are too unstable.
Ignoring his brother who had been scared away, Li Zhou patted his hands, wiped them clean, and clicked on the settlement screen of the simulator.
In the lower right corner, next to the Q version head of the female swordsman, there is another Q version head of a half-demon Taoist priest.
The data on the floating interface has also been updated.
[Ordinary people's cultivation simulator]
(The path to immortality is ethereal, but as an ordinary person, you also have a dream of being an immortal hero who can freeze fourteen states with one sword!)
[Player name: Li Zhou]
[Age: 0 years old (you are still a baby, you need to sleep more and drink more milk to grow taller)]
[Constitution: Frail (Assign points as quickly as possible to improve your constitution!)]
[Talent: illiterate, uninformed, unlearned, beginning to take human form]
[Attribute points: 5 (One Sword Frost Guanshan County +1 point, Unlock the Moon Lord's True Words +1 point, Eliminate Cui Wangsun's Straw Incarnation +1 point, Subdue the Five Gods +1 point, Save Sister Hua +1 point)]
[Comprehension: 10+/100 (on the edge of mental retardation)]
[Root bone: 6+/100 (still a little behind ordinary people)]
[Luck: 4+/100 (If you don’t step on dog shit when you go out, I’ll take your last name)]
[Charm: 22+/100 (a beauty that will shock your parents for the rest of their lives)]
[Health bar:? /100 (a little strange)]
[Lifespan: 1.1+/100 (Have you figured out what to grab for the first birthday party?)]
[Current realm: Qi refining (Congratulations, your practice is on the right track)]
[Kung Fu: Curling Ears]
[Items: Viper Demon Pill*1, Jade Lady*1]
[Magic Weapon: Spirit Sword·Zhi Beiyou, Red Spike Copper Gourd]
[Title: You are really a filial daughter, a killer of classical Chinese, a super insensitive person who never guesses other people's intentions, a god of atmosphere, a fear harvester, a congenital horror movie boss saint, a happy puppy who can't catch up with the hot food when eating, and certified by his mother]
This time I gained 5 attribute points.
Li Zhou quickly added 2 points to his life span.
[Lifespan: 3.1+/100 (Can they live until their baby teeth grow fully?)]
Then add 2 points to Luck and 1 point to Root.
[Luck: 6+/100 (Come on, you’ll soon get rid of bad luck)]
[Root bone: 7+/100 (has reached the lowest level of cultivation)]
He nodded with satisfaction and was about to close the simulator and go to his mother's bookshelf to find a book to study for. When Li Zhou caught a glimpse of something extra in the [Items] column,
【玉嬢嬢＊1】
Li Zhou:?
She recalled that after she picked up the class sign with Yu Niang Niang written on it, she indeed forgot to return it to the class owner Guihua.
Li Zhou:!
Li Zhou tentatively poked the three words "Yu Niang Niang", and the next moment, a familiar blood-stained class sign fell from the void.
She reached out to take it and saw that the blood-stained sign was motionless and dark in color, as if it had completely lost its spirituality.
"Only the sign followed us. Isn't the Guardian God in it?"
If the guard really runs away, Li Zhou will have to send him back.
She breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, otherwise it would be too troublesome."
Having said this, she prepared to put the blood-stained class card back into the simulator.
However, at the next moment, she felt something inexplicably moving in her heart. After thinking for a while, she said to herself, "It's a pity to leave such good wood lying around. I'll use it as firewood in the kitchen later."
"Young Taoist priest, spare my life."
A shadow with a long tongue appeared, and begged for mercy knowing the situation: "I didn't mean to deceive you. It's just that your practice is too deep. If I get too close, I can feel my soul is unstable. I dare not get too close to you."
Li Zhou looked at the hanged ghost floating in front of him and smiled coldly: "Oh? You know too much."
Lady Jade: "..."
Careless!
She followed Li Zhou and left Guanshan County in an instant, coming to this small courtyard thousands of miles away, and was released by the girl in front of her. She didn't know that the girl was the little Taoist priest.
It is not uncommon for people who practice cultivation to keep their childlike appearance forever. Teleporting thousands of miles away is enough to prove that the young Taoist priest is very advanced. Why didn't she think that such a person traveled thousands of miles to Guanshan County to exorcise evil spirits and monsters? There must be a huge secret behind it.
Why didn't she react and pretend that she didn't know why she was here and who this girl was?
Now she has to pay the price for her stupidity.
The young Taoist priest will grind her bones and scatter her ashes, leaving her with no chance of reincarnation, to ensure that her t secret will never be known to a third person.
Miss Yu looked ashen, and said in despair, "Just give me a quick death."
Li Zhou:?
She just always wanted to say this to satisfy her villain addiction. Why did this hanged man seem to have sentenced himself to death?
Li Zhou firmly believed that she was a kind-hearted person by nature. She shook her head and said, "Forget it. I will find a chance to send you back to Guanshan County in person. Before that, you have to stay here with me for a while."
After she finished speaking, she gently put away the class sign.
Miss Yu's figure also disappeared into the air along with the class sign.
What confused Li Zhou was that even though she was so gentle, Miss Yu's face looked even worse. When she touched the class sign, she found that the entire piece of wood was cold and was shaking.
Li Zhou shook his head in confusion, walked to Yue Niang's bookshelf, picked out a book that was tall enough for him to hold, and began to read it with relish.
In a few minutes, she fell into a sweet dream.
She didn't know that Miss Yu, who was in the simulator, was looking at her as if she was looking at a sleeping devil.
Listen to what she says and send her back to Guanshan County personally.
What's this?
This is a naked threat.
Miss Yu's heart was completely broken.
She made a mistake alone, but it brought trouble to her entire hometown.
This devil wants to wipe out Guanshan County in one fell swoop.
While thinking hard about whether there was any way to warn the villagers, the hanged ghost's hanging tongue accidentally touched Li Zhou's open book, leaving a pool of saliva.
Miss Yu: Ahh ...
…
When Li Zhou woke up, it was already dark and his parents had not returned yet.
She rubbed her eyes and moved the book away, muttering to herself, "How long have I slept... Is this my saliva?"
After looking at the wrinkled pages, Li Zhou closed the book guiltily and put it back on the bookshelf.
She didn't see that there was a more guilty face in the simulator.
Li Zhou was considering whether to go out to look for his parents when he heard hesitant footsteps outside the door.
She turned around and saw Dalang holding a rabbit lantern. He stood hesitantly at the door, looking inside.
"Sister, sister." Meeting Li Zhou's gaze, Dalang mustered up the courage to speak.
"Brother." Li Zhou asked him, "Do you know where our parents are?"
Dalang shook his head, then looked nervous: "Can I come in?"
Although the younger sister is scary, the evil spirit that happened last night made Dalang understand what true malice looks like.
Dalang didn't know where his parents had gone, and he was afraid that something like that would appear today, so he had to come to find Li Zhou.
Li Zhou said generously: "Of course, we are a family."
A family.
Dalang was stunned for a moment, nodded, and stepped over the threshold.
"Sister, if you want to learn to read, I can teach you."
In order to repay Li Zhou, Dalang took the initiative to speak.
Li Zhou looked at his three-head body and asked: "Can you read?"
Dalang nodded: "I can already write one, two, three."
Li Zhou groaned: "Oh, then you can't even write four, and you're still teaching me."
Dalang was anxious: "I can write four, and five too."
He stretched out his short hands and drew four and five horizontal lines in the air.
Li Zhou: “…”
What a classic joke.
Miss Yu forgot that she was still a "hostage" and laughed so hard in the simulator.
Li Zhou shook his head: "Brother, you can play by yourself. I'm going to sleep first."
After reading several times, she vaguely realized that she might not be cut out for this.
Let’s wait until the teacher comes back, she thought to herself.
Li Zhou clicked [Do you want to start the third simulation of cultivating immortals? ] and clicked [Yes].
A familiar white light exploded before her eyes.
The white light faded away, and the scene before my eyes fell into darkness, with only a few fireflies emitting faint light.
Li Zhou blinked and looked at the grass stem close to his nose. Suddenly he felt that his line of sight was a little low.
Hey, is the random character this time a child?
No, even children are not that short.
Li Zhou scratched his head in confusion.
Then I realized that I had no hands to scratch my head.
She looked down and suddenly realized.
It turned out that she only had a head now, and her body was nowhere to be found.
That's okay.
She thought she had turned into a villain and was scared.
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