Chapter 79: Eating seafood became her obsession. …
When Taoist Master Zhongli used the copper gourd to open the curtain in the sky, he recited a long string of mysterious and complicated spells.
She only read it once.
That vision could not be replayed.
Li Zhou recalled that before he traveled through time, he was always curious when watching TV and wondered how those characters could remember such a long string of passwords and code words from others.
She couldn't remember it anyway.
She thought that things would be different after becoming an immortal, but she didn't expect that even though she had practiced many techniques, her memory didn't get any better.
Maybe if it were a real little fox, they would remember it.
Half-demon Li Zhou thought hard, and finally raised his head, with only one firm thought left:
I want to eat seafood.
Just like the day she was born, she didn't want to be rained on, so the rain stopped.
She tried to use the copper gourd to open the curtain, but the curtain slid open to the sides by itself.
Just like a dreamer, if he can realize that it is his own dream, he can control the changes and development of the dream.
Li Zhou showed a look of delight. Seeing the slippery tentacles gradually moving away, his mind was completely occupied by appetite. How could he have the mind to think about why she had the ability to "make her wishes come true".
Her mouth was watering, her stomach growling, she dropped the roasted chicken she had just taken a bite of, swung her nine large tails behind her, and flew up to the sky: "Tianzun?"
She tried to slow down the pace of the tentacles leaving: "Is that you, Tianzun? You look familiar. Have we met somewhere before?"
The old-fashioned way of picking up girls not only failed to leave any slippery tentacles, but also made the latter escape faster.
On the ground, next to the roast chicken that had been bitten, a gorgeous figure in a green silk T-shirt and with pearls and jade on her head suddenly appeared. She quietly reached out her hand, cut off the bitten chicken leg, scooped up the rest of the chicken into her arms, and disappeared silently again.
Cutting off the tail to survive was helpless, but I didn't expect that I could get it back. Although I had to throw away the chicken leg, it was better than losing the whole body.
Tan Yin, who was frightened unconscious by the little Taoist's big tail, woke up slowly. It seemed that there were still countless eyes with thick eyelashes in front of her eyes. These eyes blinked at her, making her have a splitting headache, as if she had just been pinched by two big tails.
She immediately sat cross-legged and chanted the sutra: "I pay homage to the all-knowing Tathagata, who has realized the great lamp of the three ages. I pay homage to the supreme Dharma and the great monks who are worthy of the truth. I have heard that the peaceful Pratyekabuddhas have realized the cause and effect of their actions. Their minds are pure and free from afflictions. They well observe the precepts and are always pure... *"
As she chanted, a towering footprint appeared behind her, with an eight-spoked Dharma wheel engraved on each toe.
The golden Buddha light enveloped her body, slowly expelling the pollution from her.
The same golden light appeared in the Li Mansion in Fujiao City. Master Liaochen, who was sitting cross-legged on a cushion and chanting scriptures, opened her eyes in surprise, carefully sensing the divine thoughts conveyed by the Buddha's light.
"Tan Yin?" She said puzzledly at first, then her face suddenly changed. She stood up, ran to the yard, and looked up at the night sky.
In the night sky, a full moon hangs high, its cool glow illuminating the dark sky and spreading its soothing power.
What a beautiful, peaceful scene this should have been.
Suddenly, a white-haired, pointed-mouthed fox jumped out from the side, with nine big tails flying in the air and big watery eyes embedded on them, playfully observing the various aspects of human life.
Fujiao City had just experienced a flood. From the county magistrate to the common people, no one dared to sleep too deeply. Soon, they all discovered this horrible scene.
"Oh my god, what is that?"
"Could it be the legendary heavenly dog swallowing the moon?"
"This is an ominous sign."
"Wow, is our Great Zhou going to be finished? If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have spent all my savings of twenty years to buy a house in the city."
"Who said it wasn't... Yunniang, what's wrong with you?"
“Plop! Plop!”
One after another, the mortals, unable to bear the mental shock of looking directly at the fox's big tail, drooled and fainted on the ground.
Oh no! If this continues, everyone in this city will become fools. Master Liaochen clasped her hands together and started to recite scriptures.
"Hey, lady, look, there's a fox flying in the sky..."
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
The voices of Li Sheng and Yue Niang came from behind her. She turned around in fear and saw Li Sheng rubbing his sleepy eyes, holding Da Lang's hand, and excitedly shouting to Yue Niang who was holding her daughter: "Is this fox a spirit?"
Master Liaochen: “…”
Master Liaochen was just about to remind the family to go back to the house quickly and not look at the monster, but suddenly she remembered that the strongest person here was not actually her.
She paused and looked silently at the baby in her mother's arms.
The baby was wearing a white silk bellyband and a gold necklace she had given him. His newly grown hair was slightly yellow and looked a little sparse.
At first glance, it looks just like an ordinary baby.
The next moment, she seemed to hear something, her ears moved slightly, and she looked back anxiously at Yue Niang. Just before Yue Niang raised her head and met the eyes of the fox's tail, she shouted loudly, "Mother!"
Yue Niang lowered her head: "What's wrong?"
Li Sheng, who had already seen those eyes, raised his head and saw circles of double images in his eyes. With a thud, he fell to the ground with foam at the mouth.
Li Zhou ignored him, turned around, held Yue Niang's face, and pouted: "Kiss."
Yue Niang was startled, turned her face away, and let Li Zhou smack her on the cheek.
She didn't notice that Master Liaochen's expression became extremely ugly.
In her arms, the adorable little baby cast a large, confusing shadow on the ground, like a series of thick, tangled tentacles.
These tentacles rose from the ground, forming dark clouds that covered the fox demon's big tail.
Nun Liaochen, who had endured those watery eyes, could not withstand the tentacle shadows. She stared for a moment, as if the top of her head was suddenly hit by a brick. Her head buzzed and the world was spinning.
She finally understood Li Zhou's true nature, which was an existence similar to that of a god.
There is no essential difference between her and Tianzun.
He expelled the shadow of the Heavenly Lord not for the sake of mankind, but simply because He wanted to do so.
Lord Buddha, why did you guide me to His side? With such a tiny body, can I teach Him to have compassion for mortals?
Master Liaochen sighed inwardly, and the next moment, she fell to the ground with a thud.
In her room, a Buddha statue in gorgeous clothes, sitting in half-lotus position with a footprint erected behind it raised its head slightly, and golden Buddha light hesitantly poked out of the window, just touching the edge of the tentacle shadow in the yard, and then shrank back as if it had been burned.
The Buddha statue turned around silently and no longer looked at Master Liaochen who had fainted on the ground.
Baby Li Zhou covered the fox tightly and looked around in confusion. It was terrible. The yard seemed not clean.
In the first half of the night, a slippery tentacle from nowhere touched the sole of her foot, and in the second half of the night, someone suddenly stepped on her foot.
Who is this person who is so uncultured, doesn’t even apologize, and just runs away after stepping on someone?
I don't know if I have athlete's foot.
The baby Li Zhou was shaking his head in disgust, when suddenly an idea flashed in his mind and he looked up at the night sky above his head.
Didn’t the slippery tentacle in the first half of the night feel exactly the same as the one in the sky?
It turned out that she had already narrowly missed Tianzun at that time.
If only she hadn't been sleeping at that time, baby Li Zhou regretted it so much, and then he started to complain about Tianzun, saying that if he had the guts, he could tickle the soles of her feet, or if he had the guts, he could leave a tentacle to taste something new.
Yue Niang wiped the crystal liquid from the corner of baby Li Zhou's mouth and asked curiously, "My dear Zhou, what delicious food are you thinking about?"
Li Zhou raised his head, with stars in his eyes: "Seafood, Mom, I want to eat seafood."
Yue Niang, who had been worried that her daughter would be taken away and made into seafood soup, was stunned and tapped Li Zhou's nose: "Don't talk nonsense! It's unlucky!"
After saying that, she hugged Li Zhou and wanted to go back to the house quickly.
After taking two steps, she suddenly realized that she had forgotten something. She turned around quickly, hugged Li Zhou with one hand, and slapped Li Sheng on the cheek with the other hand: "Li Turtle, wake up!"
Day after day, he felt dizzy and no one knew why he felt so weak.
Dalang pursed his lips and wanted to cry, but he held it back.
He was afraid that he would be slapped too.
The baby Li Zhou watched his mother slap his father and covered his mouth with his hands while laughing. The half-demon Li Zhou had already flown to the top of the dome and stretched out his hand towards the slippery tentacles.
The tentacles were dripping with slime, and there was the aroma of roasted lamb legs that sometimes approached and sometimes moved away.
The roasted lamb leg seemed unwilling, but was forcibly pulled over by the slippery tentacles, trying to attract Li Zhou's attention.
But Li Zhou really wanted to eat seafood now, so he ignored the roasted lamb leg.
She stretched her hands forward unremittingly. In order to grab the slippery tentacles, her body kept growing larger. The "Curled Ear Edict" was activated, and countless fears gathered into a spiritual sword, condensing between the palms that grew sharp claws.
She glanced at the simulator interface and called out her ultimate move:
"One, sword, frost, cold..."
A familiar resistance gripped her throat and held her tongue. She could only change her words decisively:
"...a state!"
In an instant, everyone in the eighteen counties of Chizhou saw a nine-tailed fox radiating a holy white light, holding a sword and slashing at an indescribable shadow behind the full moon.
The sword light was like a flash of lightning, crossing most of the night sky, and the entire Chizhou was illuminated as bright as day.
People trembled, prostrated themselves on the ground, and looked up at this miraculous scene.
The Sky Fox stood in a dignified manner, roaring like thunder, its long tail hidden in the dark clouds, and said to the sneaky and filthy shadow in a sonorous and powerful voice: "Evil spirit, I am Fox Shan Sui of Duotian Sect, why don't you surrender!"
Duotian Sect, Fox Mountain Peace!
What a beautiful picture of the Heavenly Fox slaying the demon!
People looked up at the half-demon Li Zhou in great shock, and remembered her name and deeds firmly.
Phew.
The half-demon Li Zhou cut off the tip of the slippery tentacles. Tianzun was also very good at cutting off the tail to survive, and the rest of the body suddenly disappeared without a trace.
Li Zhou caught the palm-sized, still flapping tip of the tentacle, and his face completely fell.
That’s all!
"Simulator!" she cried aggrievedly.
The simulator interface popped up, as if silently responding: It’s here.
Li Zhou clenched his fists: "The next simulation will be to go to the sea and catch lots of seafood."
At this moment, eating seafood became her obsession.
Without reminding Li Zhou, her body now spanned eighteen counties. The palm-sized tentacles she caught were actually enough to eat for three days and three nights. The simulator popped up three words: [Got it.]
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