Chapter 75: How dare Tianzun deceive the world and steal your reputation, using you as a cover...
Snails larger than casseroles swarmed down the meat mountain and formed a circle, filling the gaps with sizzling, smoking butter.
The two ingredients held hands and surrounded Li Zhou.
Next to it, the wailing of the meat mountain finally stopped. As the snail and butter left, the bloated and huge meat mountain continued to shrink. The clothes hidden by the folds of fat appeared and were worn by the Lord of the House, who had returned to his normal size.
The Lord of the Underworld had long eyebrows and beard, and his dragon robe was embroidered with the sun, moon, mountains, rivers, birds and beasts. But his hair was disheveled, and his crown had rolled away somewhere, making him look disheveled and without any dignity.
Li Zhou glanced at him and couldn't help but say, "So you have hair."
The pile of meat just now was completely smooth and could not be seen at all.
The Lord of the Mansion who was about to say something: "..."
Yin Chan, Witch Lu, Yu Miaoluo and others who were holding the invisibility talisman and hiding behind the pillars said: "..."
Talking about the miracle doctor, he really knows how to grasp the key points.
The snail squirmed, opened its mouth, and sprayed a web of mucus towards Li Zhou.
Dozens of giant nets made of mucus tried to wrap Li Zhou up in them.
The Lord of the Mansion had no time to defend his hair, as he really had a lot of hair, and he quickly shouted, "Be careful! Once you are touched by this slime, countless copies of it will drill into your body, grow out of you, and steal your original body."
As he was speaking, a large net had already been spread out, and was about to fall on Li Zhou, who seemed to be standing there in a daze.
The Lord of the Mansion was shocked.
Yin Chan, Lu Shenpo, Yu Miaoluo and others felt a sinking feeling in their hearts, their breathing became heavy, and they didn't even care about hiding.
That was an evil god from outer space who could even parasitize the Lord of the Mansion. How come Doctor Tan didn't dodge him?
Could it be that the Miraculous Doctor Tan will also be parasitized and turn into that mountain of flesh?
A feeling of despair suddenly arose in everyone's heart.
The next moment, countless branches of yellow-green mucus suddenly extended from the beige dark-patterned shoulder bag that Doctor Tan had just put on. It looked even more evil than the mucus of the evil god.
After just one look, the scholar Mei Tang almost vomited, but the escort Song Gang quickly covered his mouth.
Everyone stared at the yellow-green slime with wide eyes. The moment it touched the giant net, the latter braked suddenly and then retreated, but was hooked by the yellow-green slime and could not retreat at all.
The situation was reversed in an instant.
Dozens of giant nets were pulled and swallowed by the yellow-green slime.
Oh my god, they actually doubted the ability of Dr. Tan and suspected that she was evil.
Yin Chan, Lu Shenpo, Yu Miaoluo and others conducted deep reflection.
The Lord of the Mansion, who knew more about the nature of the "Miraculous Doctor Tan", kept reproaching himself in his heart. He had just given this person a reminder. How could He need this so-called "goodwill"?
He himself fell into the trap, but he dared to judge others by himself without considering the other person's status and strength.
If He were not still interested in the human world, the offense hidden under this "goodwill" alone would be enough to destroy this world several times.
The Lord of the Mansion fell into deep fear.
Li Zhou had no idea what was going on in everyone's hearts.
She just glanced at the saliva falling on the spit, and glanced at the army of snails that were still spitting.
This is not an alpaca, why does it like to use this trick?
Fortunately, she had the foresight to do so.
Wearing a bib before eating is a really good habit.
Li Zhou started to recite the "Jade Cave Hundred Refinements Earth Emperor Sutra", unfolded it with a kind heart, divided it into dozens of pieces, and flew towards the baked snails that were still active around him.
The kind-hearted ones opened their mouths, revealing their sharp white teeth, and took the baked snails one by one into their mouths.
The butter retreated to the dark corner, and Kindness stretched out its long tongue to lick it along the direction it flowed, licking it clean, leaving a string of crystal water stains.
The baked snails are really tender, the meat is plump, chewy and juicy. When you take a bite, the aroma of the butter and the snail meat explodes on your taste buds, making your mouth water and you want to eat more.
Just like Zhu Bajie eating the ginseng fruit, in the blink of an eye, Li Zhou had eaten up all the snails on the ground.
She burped quietly, put away her kindness, and said to the silent Lord of the Mansion, "Thank you for the hospitality."
Several plop sounds were heard in succession. Li Zhou looked over in confusion, only to see Yin Chan, Lu Shenpo, Yu Miaoluo and others who had followed him at some point, falling to the ground in all directions. Their eyes were dizzy like kaleidoscopes, and there was suspicious liquid at the corners of their mouths.
Huh?
Having hypoglycemia?
Li Zhou turned her head and looked at the floor which was as smooth as if it had just been mopped. She had said before that the Lord of the Mansion ate all the food alone, but when it was her turn, there was nothing left.
Li Zhou suddenly felt guilty and said to the Lord of the Mansion, "They are my companions and they seem to be feeling unwell."
He must not be hungry.
The Lord of the Mansion came back to his senses, smiled, and said gently: "Don't worry, Doctor, I will find someone to take care of them right away."
He clapped his hands, and a group of ghost servants in green clothes floated in from outside the hall. They helped up the fainted people and left the hall.
Only Fujun and Li Zhou were left in the hall, and the red candlelight calmly illuminated the deep darkness.
Li Zhou suddenly felt a little scared. He thought the Lord would not kill her to save his image.
She saw the Lord of the House walking towards her and silently took out her sickle and axe.
The next moment, the Lord of the Mansion bowed his head and knelt at her feet, and the last bit of his dignity was gone.
"A miracle doctor... talking about a miracle doctor... If it weren't for you, I don't know when I would be cured..." He sobbed and said, "If you don't mind, I want to find someone to build a statue of you and worship it day and night..."
Li Zhou was startled by him and quickly put away his sickle and axe. He didn't notice that after he lowered his head, a gleam of light appeared in his seemingly tearful eyes.
Hehe, he’s a god, right? Wait until he hugs his thighs and see where you all will run.
Li Zhou was still sighing. He didn't expect that the Lord of the Mansion was such a sincere person. So he just thanked him and showed such a great courtesy.
But, he said he wanted to erect a statue for himself?
Thinking of the "Jingzhen Eating Ghosts" painting, Li Zhou instantly became alert: "There is no need to erect a statue. How can you, the Lord of the Underworld, pay homage to me?"
The Lord of the Mansion raised his tear-stained face and said sincerely, "Why not? You saved my life. From today on, you are my great-grandmother. It is most appropriate for us, your disciples, to pay homage to you."
Li Zhou:?
Li Zhou sorted out the relationship: "But my senior sister Gongsun Ying just accepted Yuan Jirui, your apprentice from your previous life, as her apprentice."
The Lord of the Mansion said solemnly: "There is no such thing as my former disciple. You are my great-grandmother, and your senior sister is also my great-grandmother. Yuan Jirui is my aunt!"
Li Zhou: “…”
Li Zhou couldn't help but criticize him: "Don't rush to recognize your relationship. If you do this, everything will be messed up."
How did it get so chaotic? The Lord was about to continue to pull it apart when a voice suddenly came from outside the palace: "Your Majesty, I have something important to report."
Li Zhou blinked and saw the Lord who had been extremely flattering just now. He suddenly stood up, raised his hand and wiped away the tears on his face. He raised his hand again and put on the crown that had rolled into the depths of darkness. His messy long hair was also tied up neatly in an instant.
"Come in."
The prince's demeanor and voice were full of majesty, completely different from his private image.
No wonder the statues of the gods on the ground are so majestic, sacred, and awe-inspiring.
Li Zhou quickly took notes in his mind. Look at her style. The female doctor may not be able to use her, but the sect leader can. She still has a lot to learn.
As the Lord of the Mansion finished speaking, a tall, thin, white figure with a happy smile floated into the hall. He wore a tall white hat on his head with four black words on it:
【You are here】
It turned out to be Bai Wuchang.
Li Zhou had already met the two Wuchang, so he was particularly friendly when he saw him. He was about to say hello to him on behalf of Hei Wuchang, but he saw that the smile on Bai Wuchang's face froze, and his naturally smiling lips could not smile.
The Lord of the Mansion frowned: "Why are you here? Can't you see that I am entertaining guests?"
Bai Wuchang lowered his head and began to tremble: "Your Majesty, the matter is urgent. I, your humble servant, dare to..."
"Don't talk nonsense."
Bai Wuchang glanced at Li Zhou cautiously.
The Lord of the Mansion said, "Tan Divine Doctor is not an outsider."
"...A large number of dead souls have escaped from the underworld. We have lost contact with the city gods, land gods, mountain gods, and the living gods. The catastrophe in the world of the living has arrived. What should we, the underworld officials, do?"
Li Zhou was shocked. What kind of catastrophe? His mother was still in the world of the living. "I just came all the way from the gate of the underworld. I saw that the underworld was empty and the ghosts were fleeing."
She looked at the Lord of the Mansion: "It's just that I think that as long as the Lord of the Mansion recovers from his illness, it will only take a thought to bring back the dead souls."
Now that you’re well, it’s time to get back to work, right?
In front of his subordinates, the dignified Lord of the Mansion still broke out in a cold sweat. He managed to keep his face straight and said solemnly: "This is my duty. Don't worry about the genius doctor."
After that, he waved his hand and a golden seal with dragon patterns and a long black tassel appeared in his hand. He threw the seal to Bai Wuchang and said, "Take the seal of the King of Hell to the world of the living and give it to Ji Rui. You and other underworld officials will all be under the command of Shaofujun and listen to her orders."
Bai Wuchang sang a "yes", held the royal seal in his hand, and left in a hurry.
Li Zhou was puzzled and asked, "Why doesn't the Lord go by himself?"
This is a catastrophe for the world, but the Lord of the Mansion still refuses to move. If there is no reasonable reason, and things are delayed, causing my mother to lose a hair, or a hair, she, she will...
Sensing that the look in Divine Doctor Tan's eyes was becoming more and more dangerous, and his gaze was lingering on his head, before he could figure out how to deal with his torture, the Lord of the Mansion quickly explained: "It's not that I don't want to, but I can't."
He bowed respectfully and said, "Please follow me and talk about the miracle doctor."
He emphasized the three words "Tan Miracle Doctor" with extra emphasis, as if to emphasize this identity.
Li Zhou, who was concerned about Yue Niang's safety, didn't notice it and followed his steps, walking deeper into the palace.
They didn't know how long they had been walking, and even the red candles on both sides had disappeared. The Lord of the Mansion knocked on the solar plexus, turning himself into a dark green soul to illuminate the endless darkness.
Li Zhou followed the green light and looked forward, only to see an abrupt and ancient door standing not far away.
The door is engraved with intricate and mysterious patterns. Judging from the shapes, there are suns, worms, moons, clouds, mouths, teeth, eyes with fly-like eyelashes, and branch-shaped fungi...
Li Zhou vaguely felt that these shapes were familiar. His understanding flashed for a moment, but he couldn't remember anything.
As the green light on the Lord of the Mansion became brighter, the ancient gate became clearer. Li Zhou moved his eyes away from the pattern and saw a silver lock hanging on the door. There was a picture of Chang'e flying to the moon painted on the lock. The lock tongue had been loosened and the lock surface was stained with blood.
The Lord of the Mansion said softly beside him: "Tianzun led many gods to invade this world. Taiyin Star Lord volunteered to be the first line of defense. He barely held on for a thousand years, but in the end he was unable to stop the many gods from joining forces."
"The drought in the north and the flood in the south are natural disasters jointly created by the three gods Tianzun, Fangshen, and Mahakala. They used natural disasters to cause the deaths of a large number of mortals and took the opportunity to cross the defense line of Taiyin Xingjun and attack the second line of defense, which is me and the underworld."
"I can't leave here now."
As he spoke, he raised his hand and touched the ancient door that was slightly ajar. A stream of dark deathly energy flew out from his palm and blocked the gap again.
The bloodstained silver lock seemed to be exhausted and slid to one side, but was caught by him in time.
He held the silver lock and hung it back on the door, with his back to Li Zhou and his expression unreadable. Li Zhou was about to step forward to remind him that if he was afraid the door would open, he could just lock it again.
Why are this Lord of the Mansion and Lord of the Moon both so stupid?
The former turned around, his face showing a familiar flattering expression: "Of course, these are all trivial matters. The most important thing is that the Heavenly Venerable actually dared to deceive the world and steal the name, using you as a cover to swindle people!"
The Lord of the Mansion was filled with righteous indignation and said, "Your reputation has been ruined by this bastard!"
"Talk about the miracle doctor, I feel really bad for you!"
Li Zhou looked at him for a long time and vaguely understood something. How could a catastrophe of heaven and earth be a trivial matter? However, the Lord of the Mansion and the Lord of the Moon had already tried their best. They could only ask her for help, so they said this.
Eh, how did they know she had this ability...
The 10 points of insight flashed wildly, and in a blink of an eye, Li Zhou forgot what he had just figured out, and there was no idea in his mind.
She nodded and said indignantly, "I want to see who is ruining my reputation out there."
She looked at the Lord of the Mansion: "What is the full name of this Heavenly Lord? Where is he now?"
She went to find Him.
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