"Call Mom first. She must be missing me right now."
"Yes, call my wife first. She must be missing me after not seeing me for a day."
"Tsk, Mom must think of me first."
"She must be thinking of me first."
"I don't believe it. I'm going to call my mother right now." He Jingnian said, and quickly picked up the phone and pressed the key three times.
Then, the screen was temporarily blocked.
He Xuebin looked at He Jingnian, who pressed the button a few times and then stopped, and looked at him hurriedly: "Son, why don't you press it anymore?"
"I pressed the button." He Jingnian was still a little confused: "But why is no one answering?"
"Have you pressed it?" He Xuebin's double eyelids almost popped out in confusion. "You only pressed it three times. The phone number is eleven digits long, eight more, right?"
"Who said that? Just press it three times." He Jingnian said confidently, "I usually press this when I call my mom."
"So what did you press?"
"666, Mom will be able to answer the phone soon." He Jingnian still didn't realize that there was anything wrong with him.
He Xuebin, upon hearing this, began to feel uneasy: "Son, 666 is the number for family affection, right?"
"What family number?" He Jingnian looked at him a little confused.
He Xuebin was in a bad mood at the moment: "The family number is a short number that connects our family together, like your mother is 666, I am 665, and you are 667."
"That's right, Mom is 666." He Jingnian said, and stubbornly pressed the three auspicious numbers again: "Dad, wait a moment, Mom may not have heard it yet."
He Xuebin's mouth twitched: "There's no way she could have heard it. Who would have dialed the short number on a landline and gotten through..."
Before he could finish his words, the phone was connected with a beep.
This made He Xuebin's eyes almost pop out: "No way? It really works? How is this possible?"
"It's connected. This is my mother's number. How could it not be connected?" He Jingnian said as if it was a matter of course.
"But if I remember correctly, don't you have to press the long number to use the landline?" He Xuebin's eyes were full of confusion.
He Jingnian had the same puzzled expression: "Trombone?"
"Yeah, the long number." He Xuebin suddenly realized something was wrong and looked at He Jingnian. "Niannian, you didn't keep saying you remembered your mom's phone number, but you only remembered the short number, right?"
He Jingnian blinked and tactically changed the subject: "Um, Mom hasn't answered the phone yet?"
As soon as the words fell, someone picked up the phone...
"So..." Lu Chuanbei asked curiously, "The call really went through?"
"It's connected. This family's landline and mobile phone are linked, so they can dial the short number." He Xuebin said with a very dark face.
Fang Xiuzhu looked at his expression and couldn't help but raise an eyebrow: "I'm suddenly curious about what you talked about with the other party."
He Xuebin changed the subject directly and abruptly: "Well, it's getting late now, you guys should go back to sleep, Niannian and I should go back too."
Whenever He Xuebin thought about how he was fooled by his son and called the landlady "wife" as soon as he picked up the phone, his gums would itch uncontrollably.
He Jingnian took a peek at He Xuebin's expression, which was as bright as the sky, and couldn't help but hide even more tightly.
The fans in the live broadcast room who had already figured out what had happened were laughing uncontrollably.
[Hahahaha…the scene where He Xuebin calls the landlord "wife" is absolutely amazing!]
[Pfft… I just want to know if He Xuebin’s wife is watching the live broadcast. This scene is so funny!]
I always thought He Xuebin was a cool guy, but now it seems like he's a complete idiot!
【Xiao Xiao He is also a master! 】
[That's right, that's right. This little guy clearly knew the other person wasn't his mother, but he didn't expose her. He even handed the phone to He Xuebin and let him talk first. This scene is the source of my happiness today!]
[Sure enough, no matter whether He Xuebin is an award-winning actor or not, he still has a naughty child at home.]
[Hehe, I want to know right now. What does the landlady He Xuebin calls his wife look like?]
[23333... This will definitely be an unforgettable look for Actor He!]
The phone call blunder caused a frenzy among the crowd in the live broadcast room. Not only that, several big UP hosts even edited out the blunder between He Xuebin and his son’s phone call.
For a time, videos of He Xuebin calling his wife were circulated all over the Internet.
He Xuebin, who didn't know that he had already become a social failure outside, was still trying to find a way to bring He Jingnian back.
Unfortunately, He Jingnian, fearing a beating, refused to fall for it: "I'm not going back. I'm sleeping with Nan Nan tonight. I don't want to go back."
He Xuebin's gums creaked as he threatened He Jingnian, "You little bastard, are you going back or not? If you go back tonight, I won't punish you. Otherwise, I'll leave you alone tomorrow!"
He Jingnian couldn't help but shudder when he heard this. He slowly glanced at He Xuebin and said, "If I go back with you tonight, you won't punish me?"
He Xuebin raised a kind smile: "What do you think?"
"Then, then you can't say 'it's the other way around.'"
"Did I say you were wrong?"
He Jingnian pondered for a moment.
"Is it necessary to think about it for so long?" He Xuebin looked at the boy and almost wondered what sins he had committed in his previous life that sent such a brat to deal with him.
He Jingnian chuckled a few times: "Not really."
"That's it, come back with me quickly, it's already the middle of the night."
"Didn't you chase me after you answered the phone? Otherwise, how could I run away?" He Jingnian put his little hand into He Xuebin's big hand and said.
He Xuebin's mouth twitched: "You blame me for that."
"That's not the case." He Jingnian's voice suddenly became softer.
He Xuebin took his naughty kid and said goodbye to Lu Chuanbei and others before leaving the grape courtyard.
As we left, we could still hear the father and son bickering from time to time...
A night passed, and Song Tiantian, who didn't need to get up early to pick up Zhulu, slept until the sun rose. Only at Lu Chuanbei's gentle call did she slowly get up from the bed.
Lu Chuanbei took a warm towel and wiped Song Tiantian's face, letting the little girl wake up completely, then took her to the bathroom to wash up.
While washing up, Lu Chuanbei showed his fans his hair-tying skills as a dad.
[Now I want to know how Lu Chuanbei learned these braiding techniques! ]
[Wow, such a complicated hairstyle, how did he create these hands?]
[Oh no! My daughter saw me right after I opened the livestream, and now she's pestering me to style her hair like Tiantian's...]
Can I say that after seeing Lu Chuanbei's hairstyle for Tiantian yesterday, our kindergarten teacher immediately gave all the little girls in the class the same hairstyle after lunch break?
[Yes, the kindergarten teachers are amazing at braiding pigtails. The last time my daughter came back from kindergarten, she had pigtails so tight that I could barely remove them.]
After reading the comments above, I realized that Lu Chuanbei must have learned his craft in kindergarten, right? So, is it too late for me to sign up to be a kindergarten teacher now?
Lu Chuanbei had just finished braiding Song Tiantian's hair when Xiangfangnan and the others arrived.
After more than two days of running-in, Lu Chuanbei and the others have become familiar with each other.
Especially after the blunder last night, He Xuebin was let go.
As soon as he arrived at the grape courtyard, he couldn't wait to shout into the house: "Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu, we're here! What delicious food are you going to make this morning? Do you need my help?"
"Teacher He, now that you've told me the truth, how can I still ask you for help?" Lu Chuanbei said with a smile as he came out of the house, holding Song Tiantian's little hand.
"Hehe, I'm just afraid that you don't know my abilities and overestimate me." He Xuebin glanced at Song Tiantian beside him and said, "Hey, Xiao Tiantian changed her hairstyle again today."
"Yeah." Song Tiantian had her hair in a twisted bun and raised her face cutely: "This is what my dad did for me. Doesn't it look good?"
He Xuebin gave Lu Chuanbei a thumbs-up and said, "It looks great! Your dad's pigtailing skills are just like this!"
Song Tiantian nodded, and the ball on her head shook: "Yeah, I think so too."
This adorable look made He Xuebin envious: "As expected, daughters are still the best."
"Yeah, I think so too." He Jingnian nodded hurriedly and looked at He Xuebin: "Dad, can you give birth to another sister?"
Upon hearing this, He Xuebin looked at He Jingnian with a strange expression: "Haha, that's what I said to your mother back then."
He Jingnian blinked: "And then?"
He Xuebin picked up the axe leaning against the fence and picked up a piece of wood from the pile of firewood.
There was a click, and He Xuebin's resentful voice suddenly rang out: "You're here."
He Jingnian: "...That's great. Having a younger brother wouldn't be bad either."
"Do you think it's possible?" He Xuebin looked at the brat and said, "If you don't agree to me, you'll be an only child for the rest of your life."
"Then what you said doesn't count."
"If I don't count, who will?"
"Mom, she has the final say on all matters big and small in our family!"
"That's different then."
"What's the difference?"
"Giving birth to a child, without your father and me, can your mother give birth to a child alone?"
"Maybe!"
"Good boy, try saying it again!"
"Say it again, my mom is so amazing, she would definitely give me a brother even without you!"
"Very good." He Xuebin, with a little green on his head, picked up a bamboo stick directly from the firewood pile.
"You, you, you can't do this." He Jingnian said as he started to run away skillfully.
"Stop right there, you little brat!"
"I don't!"
Just like that, a new day begins with another round of hurting each other between this resentful father and son...
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