In the past two days, the big guys living in the dark street were not in a good mood. When they were in a bad mood, the whole atmosphere of the dark street became very subtle. Especially the little guys, they felt that the big guys were too irritable recently, which made them really hard to bear...
In fact, to put it bluntly, there really hasn't been much change in the dark street in the past two days - the uncles setting up stalls on the street are still smoking pipes and leisurely playing cards and chess, and they can take off their shoes and slap you in the face when they get angry; and the nannies and aunties who cook for the bosses at home are still smiling and saving most of the food rations to take home, leaving only a small part for the bosses, and if you don't let her take it, they will pick up a kitchen knife and kill you.
In addition to these two types of irreversible NPC characters that have existed in the Dark Street for a long time, the Dark Street has added another type of NPC that provides public services in the past two days. Generally speaking, NPCs serve the public and should be very popular, but those who have played the game know that although NPCs serve the public, in many cases, they cause more trouble to the public than provide services.
So, when Jin Yuwenhe sat on Baozi's back, leading Dabai, Xiaobai, Xiaoxue and more than 20 other disabled beasts to pull a huge garbage truck and knock on the doors of the big brothers and sisters in the dark streets one by one, the big brothers and sisters who were originally in a good mood couldn't help but smash the cups and slam the table.
"Please collect the trash!"
Awoo——!
“It’s time to collect the garbage!”
roar--!
"Door-to-door service!"
Chirp~~~!
“I guarantee you’ll be satisfied!”
Roar~~~!
The voice of Jin Yu, which had been forced to be familiar to him, rang out outside the door of the big boss and the big sister, and with each shout of Jin Yu, there was always the roar of one or two strange beasts to accompany it.
Upon hearing this voice, a bald boss sitting in the room spat out the water he had drunk, then accepted the wiping of his mouth by his men with an expressionless face. At the same time, he recalled with depression the tragic scene two days ago when he was too angry after hearing this voice and opened the door and yelled "get out", and was beaten up by four A-level monsters.
You said you want to collect garbage, so just collect garbage! Why don't you just come by yourself! Why do you bring four A-level monsters and a group of injured monsters, and sometimes two more for fun (Little Green and Big Tail Wolf) to collect garbage? ! Isn't this intentional bullying! !
We don't mind you occupying the garbage disposal, we have decided to throw the garbage on the street, how can you be so good and take advantage of it after getting the advantage? ! And it's mandatory!!
What? You said that your garbage collection is absolutely voluntary? You never force anyone?!
Volunteer your sister! !
If it was voluntary, why did I say yesterday: No more garbage today, and then those six A-level monsters and a large group of disabled monsters with levels ranging from F to B all instantly lay down in front of my door and refused to leave? ! They even bared their teeth at me! ! And they roared one after another! ! Are they still voluntary? ! They are so voluntary that they will eat you alive if you don’t take out the garbage! !
What made the bald boss most depressed was that yesterday, because there was almost no garbage, the former hunter auntie he cared for directly sent out a bag of flour as garbage. Although that bag of flour was not worth much, if this continued for a long time, would they be able to live a good life? !
Compared with the resentment of these big guys, Jin Yu felt that, in fact, he led his own exotic beasts to collect garbage, and the fees were really not high, and it was very beneficial to the people.
You say that for those talented people who can earn thousands of "purple gold coins" by just completing a mission, or those who can make the GDP of a town on the capital planet show negative growth with just a move of their feet, ten gold coins (the money for three hundred meat buns) for taking out the garbage once, what is this? It's not worth mentioning at all, right?
But the problem is not the ten gold coins or three hundred meat buns. The big guys don't lack the money, but they really lack a sense of security.
If there were more than 20 strange beasts squatting at your doorstep every day, howling and baring their teeth, even if they had no ill intentions, you would still feel a chill in your heart!!
So, after Jin Yu happily led the strange beasts to pull the garbage truck to collect garbage from door to door for three days, Li Xiao and the orange hedgehog-headed man with glasses and a nerdy-looking gentleman walked into the garbage disposal site that had been completely unrecognizable.
"Eh? Big brother? Why are you and Orange here? Who is this?"
At that time, Jin Yu was counting gold coins with a bunch of strange beasts, with a very satisfied smile on his face, and that smile looked quite eye-catching against the backdrop of the small pile of gold coins.
"Ahem. Um, hello." The gentleman with glasses blushed slightly after seeing Jin Yu's smile and coughed twice, then extended his hand and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Xiao, and I'm from the Street Security Office."
…
There was a moment of silence after these words were spoken.
Baozi then stretched out his paw to shake hands with Wu Xiao on behalf of his boss, while Jin Yu raised his right hand to pick his ear and smiled, "Could you please say it again?" In this day and age, is there still a completely useless street safety office? !
"Uh, Xiao Jin, although I understand how you feel right now, this is indeed possible." Li Xiao paused and spoke out to help out the bespectacled nerd next to him who was blushing and staring at Baozi's paws in a daze.
Although this nerd seems to be easy to bully and push down, the person who bullies and pushes him down is really not easy to deal with. In addition, this nerd himself is not without ability. However, no matter what year or era it is, having a backer is still different...
Jin Yu basically understood the situation of this nerd in front of him by looking at Li Xiao's behavior and expression. Since he was a person with a backer and he himself was not annoying, there was no harm in listening to him.
Reaching out to take Baozi back, Jin Yu smiled elegantly:
"Hello, I'm Jin Yu. I'm new here. What can Mr. Wu do for me?"
Seeing Jin Yu's smile, Wu Xiao couldn't help blushing again, then took a deep breath and said, "Well, I've received a lot of complaints in the past three days. They said that your garbage collection has caused them both physical and psychological damage. If this continues, the bosses of the dark street and the front street will ask the younger brothers to go to our office to cry and complain. If crying doesn't work, they will jump into the Niluo River."
"so?"
"So for our peace and my brother's safety, I solemnly request that you please stop collecting garbage, Mr. Jin?" Wu Xiao asked seriously.
Jin Yu remained calm and continued to laugh, "Do you want me to bring a group of strange beasts to the door of your office to cry and howl, and then take them to swim in the Niluo River?"
Obviously Wu Xiao had not thought of this at all, so he was naturally stunned.
“This isn’t very good, actually.”
"But I have to feed a family of more than 20 mouths. It's not easy for me." Jin Yu stretched out his hand and sighed.
"Uh, are you planning to take out the trash with the alien beasts in the future?" Wu Xiao scratched his head, thinking this was incredible. "You have four A-level alien beasts here. Just take on a few tasks and you can feed them."
Jin Yu nodded and said, "That's what I said, but look at how injured and disabled they are now. How can I take them on a mission? Actually... I want to open an exotic animal pet shop, but I don't have gold coins~"
Wu Xiao had been rejected by Jin Yu and didn't know what to do. When it comes to their street safety office, it's just a decoration in a place like Dark Street. He also knows that his wife set it up to give him something to do. Originally, he just checked to see if there were any deaths in street fights every day, but yesterday, the wooden box that hadn't received a single opinion complaint letter for a year suddenly exploded. So Wu Xiao felt that since it was such a fierce issue, and it was the first concentrated issue in so many years, he had to handle it well no matter what.
But what he didn't expect was that this problem was really difficult to handle.
He doesn't want to ruin his life, but he also wants to make peace with the grudge. What should he do?
Just when Wu Xiao was racking his brains over this, he suddenly heard the words "open an exotic animal pet shop", and in an instant, this nerd got the idea.
"Ah! If you open a store because you don't have gold coins, I can lend you money!!" This will solve the problem.
However, Jin Yu looked at the nerd's excited expression and turned to scratch Dabai's chin. "Who manages the money in your family?"
“…”
One sentence killed the nerd with glasses in an instant.
"So, I'll just collect the trash." Jin Yu nodded.
"Wait! Wait a minute! I, I, I can...! I can... your sister." Wu Xiao was so stimulated by Jin Yu's words that he almost rolled his eyes. However, after the excitement, he suddenly blurted out something very powerful, which directly caused Jin Yu to turn his gaze.
Wu Xiao pushed his glasses lightly, and looked at Jin Yu with great interest. He said, "We don't have to pay, we can just let those guys raise funds. I think if it's for their safety and future peace, they should be happy to donate enough money to buy a shop."
Seeing Wu Xiaojin like this, Yu couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, while the former smiled calmly: "He and I share the same body, and I am in charge of the money."
…
So Jin Yu was silent again. Well, in this world, self-inflicted suffering has become a reality, and he really doesn't need to make a fuss.
Li Xiao and Cheng Liang, who were standing by, breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Jin Yu's relatively calm expression. The guy in front of them was already from the back of the Dark Street, and his strength was that of a level eight hunter, which was two levels higher than Li Xiao, so they could not afford to offend him.
"Since you've come up with a solution, I'll leave the rest of the fundraising to you. I'm broke, so please don't charge me any agency fees... Ah, never mind. I'll just take my own beasts and go collect donations myself. Just think of this as our last collective garbage collection."
Wu Xiao, Li Xiao, and Cheng Liang were all silent. Cheng Liang complained in his heart: How much do you love money that you would come to the door yourself just because you are afraid that they will embezzle the agency fee? Actually, you just want to experience the fun of collective garbage collection, right? You are the one who collects garbage to this extent!
How much evil must these idiots in the dark streets have done in their previous lives...? !
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