晕倒和装晕虽然一个是被动意识一个主动意识，但它们有一个共同点，那就是可以暂时的躲过很多糟糕的事情。比如被抓奸在床、比如意图反攻被识破、再比如受伤的时候情人和老攻同时出现，在这种一开口解释就会被无差别暴揍的情况下，晕倒或者装晕是最美好不过的。
And Jin Yu faced a brutal boss who he couldn't defeat but didn't dare to taunt back, and his loyal body functions made him faint at the most critical moment. It must be said that this was beautiful.
but!
Fainting is different from dying. At least the former has an absolute time limit. Even if you are seriously injured, you will only be unconscious for three days at most. Vegetative state is another matter. So once the fainted person wakes up, he still has to explain why he was caught cheating, why he wanted to fight back, and why he played both sides.
So in the same way, when Jin Yu woke up again, he opened his eyes and was still met with a pair of golden pupils full of contempt. When Jin Yu painfully realized that it was a blessing in disguise, the owner of the golden pupils spoke again: "I was going to step on you to wake you up if you continued to faint."
"..." Could you please not talk about such a painful topic right away? !
"But you woke up just in time."
"…"How could it not be timely? My body must have woken me up so punctually to prevent me from being stepped on by you.
"Why don't you answer?" The black Qilin looked at Jin Yu's changing expression, with a hint of displeasure in his tone.
"Uh, what do you want me to say?" My life is now in your hands, uh, under your hooves, and my life is almost gone. Who would want to talk to you?
When the Black Kirin heard this, there was no ripple in his golden eyes, but the temperature around the small warehouse seemed to drop a little, causing Jin Yu to shiver.
Step, step, step.
The crisp and pleasant sound of hooves was heard. When Jin Yu could not help but look at the black unicorn's hooves because of the sound, he suddenly discovered that the owner of the hoof had walked in front of him, slowly stretched out the black hoof, and placed it directly on Jin Yu's heart.
"Uh..." Isn't it too exciting to rip his heart out? Can we just kill him first?
When Jin Yu was complaining about the hoof on his chest, the black unicorn suddenly spoke with a very dissatisfied tone: "How can you be so weak?"
"..."That's enough, brother. If you keep saying that I'm weak, I'm not going to endure it!
"You have too little Chaos Energy in your body. It's totally insufficient." Black Qilin's voice was a little anxious this time, and finally he said helplessly: "It's really too weak."
"… Damn it!!!" After hearing the word 'weak' again, Jin Yu, who had been trying hard to control his emotions, finally got angry.
"Weak, weak, weak, weak, weak! You think I won't yell at you just because you're a divine beast! Do you think is a golden gourd boy? Who can spit fire and water as soon as they are born? Who doesn't have a process from weak to strong? Besides, if I'm so weak everyone that you despise me, and I'm not begging you, go find someone else! I want to live a few more decades with my cute beasts! I want you, a disaster star from heaven, to make trouble for me!!!”
He blurted out these few words almost without pause, and Jin Yu finally found an outlet to vent his suppressed frustration and dissatisfaction.
However, Jin Yu, who had just vented his anger, had not yet had time to let out a satisfied breath when he suddenly felt that the air around him had dropped below freezing point in an instant. This was not the point. The point was, damn, there was still murderous intent in him! !
At this time, Jin Yu lowered his head and did not dare to look at the pair of quite attractive golden eyes. Moreover, Jin Yu even wished that he could faint again. However, perhaps due to excessive tension, his body's sensory function was directly necrotic and paralyzed, so he could not faint.
So, Jin Yu's heart was trembling as he considered whether he should pretend to faint.
only……
"If you faint now, I will make sure you never wake up again."
"..." Jin Yu was silent with tears. "I didn't mean to do that."
"From your tone, it seems like you've been holding in a lot of resentment for a long time." It was still that extremely cold voice, but Jin Yu felt warm and cold no matter how he listened to it.
"I...actually, I just expressed some appropriate surprise at your sudden arrival and your sudden interest in my help."
"I am a disaster from heaven?"
"It's a blessing from heaven that brings disaster relief." Jin Yu calmly explained: "When I'm surprised, I like to shorten my words to show the degree of my surprise."
"Young Master?"
"You are the boss. I will definitely listen to you." Jin Yu said this with his head still lowered, as if there were ten purple gold coins on the ground. But if he looked up at this moment, he would see that in those golden eyes that originally had no emotion, at this moment, a very obvious smile flashed.
"So, hug someone else?"
Jin Yu's heart burst into tears instantly. He gritted his teeth and reached out to hug the black unicorn's thigh, then shouted: "I'm hugging your thigh, don't go find someone else! No one else is as good as me, really!!"
"So it's not me, the disaster sent from the sky, who is forcing you?" The smile in the black unicorn's eyes became more and more obvious.
"Yes, yes, yes! It's me, the young master, who saw you, the lucky star who brought disaster relief, clinging to your thighs and not letting you go!" Jin Yu said this in a seemingly sincere manner, but tears were already flowing like a river in his heart. He must have been unlucky for several lifetimes to have met this disaster star. Not only is his life in danger, but he can't even tell the truth! I want a dragon that can kill a Qilin! ! !
"If I don't hug your thigh, whose thigh can I hug? Dragon?!"
Black Qilin looked at the guy who almost shed tears with a miserable face, his eyes darkened: "Even if he had the blood of a real dragon, he might not be able to beat me."
Jin Yu froze instantly. Damn it, why is this guy a ferocious black unicorn? He wants a gentle white unicorn, okay?
"So, it's safer for you to hold onto my thighs. And you are already mine. If I find you climbing the wall later..." The aura around the black unicorn suddenly surged, and a fierce light flashed in his golden eyes. "I will bite you to pieces and swallow you into my stomach."
!!!!!!!
"Even if I'm tied up, I will bite those bastards to death and run back to you!" Jin Yu's hair stood on end. "The universe can no longer stop my determination to cling to you!!"
Jin Yu's words obviously satisfied the Black Kirin. Before Jin Yu had recovered from his shock and figured out the meaning of "my people" and "climbing the wall", the Black Kirin once again gently pressed its front hoof on Jin Yu's body.
"Although the Chaos Energy is too little, it should still be able to hold on temporarily."
"ah?"
"It may be a little painful, just bear with it."
“Ahh?!”
"I'll be back soon."
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!" You call this a little painful?! This whole body feels like my bones are being sucked out, and the pain is so dull that it's even more painful than killing someone! You call this a little painful?!
Before Jin Yu fainted for the second time, all he could think of was that even if he was reborn in his next life, he would never encounter such a ferocious beast again.
After absorbing all the chaotic energy gathered in Jin Yu's body, the black unicorn put down its front hoof and looked at Jin Yu who had fainted on the ground. There was a flash of confusion and annoyance in its eyes... He hadn't used any force just now, so how could this person still feel so much pain? Really, too weak.
…
When Jin Yu, who was really dizzy, opened his eyes again, it was already bright.
However, the bright sky did not make Jin Yu's mood really bright. He felt weak all over, his heart was aching, and his brain was dizzy, which really made him want to faint again.
Jin Yu opened his eyes reluctantly to see the situation of the strange beasts, and suddenly discovered a very strange phenomenon -
Why did the exotic beasts, who used to be so lively and like to act cute and ask for him to stroke their fur, stay so far away from him? And they also squeezed obediently in a huge square line?
Seeing Baozi shrinking and biting his tail in extreme grievance, Jin Yu twitched his mouth. As an A-level alien beast, can you be more embarrassed? Besides, it's not a fierce beast coming, why are you trembling...
The beast is coming?!
Jin Yu suddenly turned his head behind him, and his pupils dilated instantly.
Different from the black unicorn he had seen before, the man dressed in black was sitting on the cargo box in the small warehouse like an emperor. Ignoring the man's overly perfect appearance and figure, what attracted Jin Yu at the first moment was his pair of golden, dazzling eyes.
“…”
"Are you awake?"
"Well."
"Eat this when you wake up. You're too weak."
So Jin Yu watched Dabai, who had an A+ strength, obediently took something that looked like a snake gallbladder from the man's hand and brought it to himself, and hundreds of thousands of horses were running wildly in his heart.
This familiar tone that made him want to beat him to death, this ferocious aura that made all the beasts obey him, it was indeed that damned beast boss! But why! As soon as he opened his eyes, this guy turned from a beast into a human? !
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