When a certain striped zebra (Fog) turned one year old, all was peace in the world.
The so-called peace means that the communication between the capital star and the barren star has become more and more harmonious. The exotic beasts can eat free meals in the restaurants of the capital star without being beaten to death by hunters, adventurers or people who have nothing to do.
Of course, the fact is, after eating the free meal, you have two choices: 1. Work as a mascot and get paid; 2. Work as a house guardian and get paid.
If the above two points cannot be achieved, then you can just kidnap and sell them to famous exotic pet shops on the dark streets. Most people will not kill exotic animals anyway. After all, who knows if the older ones will come to avenge you if you kill the younger ones? ! Exotic animals have too many relatives and friends, and this is something that humans cannot compare to.
In the house No. 138 on the dark street, Jin Yu frowned as he watched his boy happily fluttering on the ground with a group of strange beasts.
That frown lasted so long that Qi Xiaoyao and Xiao Bai Baozi couldn't continue playing. In the end, they could only pounce and sit in front of Boss Jin, each of them tilting their heads to look at their boss/father.
When Cheng Liang and Li Xiao came in with Big Tail Wolf and Little Green, they saw the strange beasts sitting in a row. The way they tilted their heads from big to small was so cute that it could make a group of people's hearts melt. Seeing this, Big Tail Wolf and Little Green also excitedly joined in the fun and ran to the back to sit down and tilt their heads. A cross was printed on Jin Yu's head. Where did these two stupid beasts come from? !
"Hey, Xiao Jin, what's wrong with you? The world has been peaceful recently." Cheng Liang walked to Jin Yu with a smile and put his arm around his shoulder, but was knocked against the wall by Jin Yu's thought.
Recently, his mental strength has increased dramatically along with his mental endurance. Could it be that thick nerves are beneficial to the cultivation of mental strength?
Shaking his head, Jin Yu quickly dismissed this unreliable idea. He felt that things were abnormal recently, but it was definitely not his brain that was abnormal.
"Well, I've been pretty free lately." Jin Yu spoke cautiously.
"Ha! I get it! Qi Qinglin must have gone to the development exchange meeting on the desolate planet without you, so you are lonely and cold---!!"
This time, Cheng Liang was buried directly in the ground by a ferocious whale, and he turned to Li Xiao and said, "Remember to have someone repair the floor and the house for me later."
Li Xiao twitched his lips fiercely when he saw Jin Yu's expression. This fish was definitely in a period of unsatisfied irritability, and it was the truth not to provoke him if possible. He really didn't need to care about a fool like Cheng Liang who was seeking his own death.
"I came here this time to tell you something. I think you will be very happy after hearing it." Li Xiao looked at Cheng Liang struggling with sand buried on his head by Jin Yu's beloved son, and turned his head calmly, not wanting to see him and not being annoyed.
"The Dark Street bosses said they've been bored lately and want to hold a party. What do you think?"
Jin Yu's eyes lit up when he heard that. Emma, this is great. To be honest, he has been very bored recently.
"A party on the dark street? Do you know what it's about?"
Seeing Jin Yu's interest, Li Xiao was also very happy. "I heard there will be a striptease contest, a foodie contest, who knows who's second, and even a streaking contest. What do you think?"
Jin Yu: “…”
The big guys in the dark streets are collectively showing off their shamelessness and selling off their moral integrity! !
Jin Yu spoke with some difficulty, "It's a bit refreshing."
Cheng Liang, who had finally crawled out, started yelling, "What's the big deal? It's good enough that there's no comparison of who has the biggest thing or who has sex the longest. You know, there were really shameless guys who did this back then, and the loser even posted a nude photo on the Internet."
Although he already had a great understanding of the moral integrity of the dark street bosses, Jin Yu still couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard such glorious deeds. However, as he rolled his eyes, suddenly his eyes turned into a cross.
"By the way! I have an idea!!" Jin Yu's eyes sparkled: "I can earn purple gold coins!"
Upon hearing this, Cheng Liang and Li Xiao, who were planning to save money to buy energy stones, tensed up and surrounded him. “What are your ideas? Tell me, and we’ll split them 40% and 60%!”
Thus, an activity that the big guys in the dark streets would hate so much in the next hundred years and wish to get rid of as soon as possible, but they were powerless to do anything about, was born in a wretched way when a certain whale was bored.
To be honest, the existence of the Dark Street Boss, who seems to be unforgivable, has, in some ways, made an outstanding contribution to improving the impression of the Dark Street Boss.
April 4th, this is a day worth remembering.
With the joint efforts of Jin Yu, Zhang Liangshan, Cheng Liang, Li Xiao and others, a rare party was held in Dark Street on this day.
The party was held in the entire dark street, and the content of the party, after repeated consideration, included the following items: The first item: Body and skin beauty competition. As the name suggests, it is a competition of the body beauty of the natives of the dark street. The competition will select a male and a female body beauty king, and the reward will be a bottle of a boss's collectible high-grade sperm whale essential oil.
The second item: Big Eater Contest. The only gold medal restaurant in Dark Street provides 10 large portions of various foods. The winner is the one who can eat all 10 portions in the shortest time and run 100 meters without vomiting. In the end, he will be awarded a free lunch coupon for one year at the Rice Bowl Restaurant (order whatever you want, don’t waste it).
The third item: quick questions and random answers. Answer a set of carefully compiled papers instinctively. Those who finally meet the requirements will be encouraged by the dark street boss on behalf of Major General Zhang Liangshan, and will be rewarded with a statue made of purple gold coins. Please do your best.
Item 4: Naked streaking is risky, please be cautious when participating. ps, this event is held at the back of the dark street, it is an internal competition, and you will have to pay a lot of purple gold coins to watch it.
When the three generations of the ten major families who were deceived and came to relax looked at the brochure in their hands, the complexity in their hearts could not be expressed in words. You have to know that among these big bosses, there are many of their younger brothers/confidants/even distant relatives. Is this party telling them that because of the poor treatment, the big bosses are collectively mentally rebellious? !
Also, why did the military and political people also come to join in the fun? And what about that group of rich people? !
Well, let’s not talk about the onlookers. The point is, wherever they go, there will be groups of people bowing and nodding to greet the big shots who are waiting for them. Why do they have to queue up at the door of the dark street to buy admission tickets!!!
"Dad, we have to pay, can we still go in?" A kid from one of the top ten noble families said to his father. He just asked about the ticket price. Damn, this is naked robbery! !
The boy who asked the question was slapped on the forehead by his father: "Nonsense! Now that you are here! Do you think that your father, me, your grandfather and your grandmother are free? Go buy the tickets!!"
“Yes…” The boy’s face looked uglier than crying. This was his annual allowance!! Damn dark street!!
After waiting for the top ten wealthy families, military and political leaders to enter the dark street with their families, there was a loud bang, and the door of the dark street was completely closed. Just when everyone who came in thought that there was going to be a collective robbery/coup/rebellion in the dark street, a piece of music that could shake the world sounded, and then a bright orange voice rang out throughout the street: "Down below on the first-level street, our beauty contest is about to begin. Participants and spectators, please be physically and mentally prepared. The competition will start in ten minutes!"
"Oh my god, there isn't even a tour guide?!" The kid from one of the top ten families exclaimed again, and then got beaten again.
"Without a tour guide, why don't you ask where the competition is?! Do your father, me, your grandfather, and your grandmother have nothing to do?!"
"..." Shan Bailu said that he must have been out of his mind to bring his family to the dark street to attend the party! Even if it was the eldest brother's response and call, he shouldn't have come by himself. If the eldest brother took the lead, he would definitely not be beaten by his own father in various ways! !
After Shan Bailu finally found the competition venue and led the whole family there, the first scene he saw almost made him choke on his gullet.
What the hell is that! Isn't that a monster? How can a woman with a loli face and a body full of tendons be bigger than his strongest bodyguard? ! And the man next to you, are you sure you are a man? Is it really okay for such a tough face to match a weak body? !
“……”This world is crazy.
"Uncle, uncle! Niuniu wants to be like that big sister in the future!"
Shan Bailu watched his niece admiringly look at the muscular loli girl, wiped his face fiercely, and told himself to stay calm. "Niuniu, you are wrong, those two people actually have swapped heads, they are cyborgs."
"ah?!"
God, please forgive me, I can't watch my niece go down a path of no return!
In the end, the loli muscular girl won the female championship in the body beauty contest, and the male championship... went to her husband.
Looking at the two people on the stage, Shan Bailu said, this is a true image of a couple! !
"Ahem, the beauty contest has come to a successful conclusion. Now we have the foodie contest. Please move to the second-tier street."
"You haven't..."
"I know, Dad. Don't tell anyone that I'm going to find a location!" Shan Bailu fled quickly. His father couldn't beat him this time.
As a result, when Shan Bailu came back to pick up the people, he was slapped again: "Why didn't you listen to your father?!"
“%*……!”
"Ah, look, little uncle! There are so many delicious foods! I want to eat them!"
Shan Bailu's nephew stared at the mountain of noodles and vegetables on the table with shining eyes. Shan Bailu said that he was under great pressure. Everything else was easy to answer. What is the mythical animal with black and white stripes that looks like a zebra sitting at the front of the long table? ?
Is the boss finally going to prove that everyone in his family is a foodie? !
Qi Xiaoyao stood on the long table with his head held high, and his father sat opposite him on the judges' table. If Jin Yu's face wasn't so dark, Qi Xiaoyao said he would be happier.
"Hey, bro, is my nephew okay? He seems to be turning one year old today or tomorrow?" Isn't it too cruel to participate in an eating competition when he is one year old? !
Jin Yu gritted his teeth when he heard this: "Who knew! He signed up without telling me! He deserves to die!"
The judges around were silent.
“Ready! Set!!”
Originally, everyone thought that this match would be a fierce fight, but what no one expected was that it was an overwhelming slaughter. Qi Xiaoyao must have been cheating. Shan Bailu and other people from other families who were watching said that they had never seen a one-year-old kid swallow a food that was three or four times bigger than him in one gulp! That was something that even a pure foodie could not compare to!
So, the final outcome was Qi Xiaoyao's overwhelming victory, but many bigwigs said that this must have been due to the backdoor use of Jin Yu, a judge.
In response to this, Boss Jin later said in an interview: "Damn it! I was almost worried that my son would die of starvation! Hidden rules for you sister!"
"Ahem! Next, the quick question and answer session will be held on the third level of the dark street. Anyone interested in participating, please move on."
This time, Shan Bailu was finally not beaten by his father.
However, this time, almost everyone who was watching smoked.
Because the content of the questions was really not suitable for children, the elderly and even middle-aged people, those who were asked turned pale and vomited three liters of blood. Even the onlookers blushed or trembled when they thought about these questions. When the last person who asked the question won, Zhang Liangshan walked forward silently and put a Fei Yusheng statue made of purple gold coins in his hand with a heavy expression.
"Well, I suggest you go see a psychiatrist. Really, this set of questionnaires is our internal test questions. So far, only Fei Yusheng has scored full marks... What do you think?"
"...I'm going to see a psychiatrist! This can't be true!!" The winner screamed and fell to the ground.
"Ahem, well, next is item 4. I sincerely suggest that everyone participate with caution and at their own risk."
"Dad, are we going to watch streaking?"
"Go, why not go?!" There are not many people who dare to streak naked these days, it's rare to see one.
Therefore, Shan Bailu and the younger generations of many wealthy families could only buy streaking tickets that were more expensive than the admission ticket, and secretly complain about the shameless adults in their hearts.
The process of the streaking competition is a secret, and the result is a heartbreaking secret.
As for why it was so heartbreaking, you can tell from the faces of the big guys and the powerful people of the aristocratic families who came out of the secret competition streets. Their faces were tangled to a certain extent. And the young people of the ten great aristocratic families, led by Shan Bailu, were howling in their hearts: Damn, this is a rip-off! !
ps: That night, in the forum of the Double World on the optical network, a blurry light frequency was released. Even though the participants' buttocks were mosaiced, this light frequency still set off a huge wave. The naked body of a certain boss or important person was not the point. The point was, among a group of people, why was a zebra less than half a meter long running in the front? !
There is a god reply under the light frequency:
Damn it! That's my son!
The more than one hundred floors below are all in the "..." state.
The next day, the famous dark street was blocked by the people of the capital star, and the people said: "We want to attend the party! If not, we can just visit the boss!"
In response to this, a prehistoric whale that had gained a lot of purple gold coins calmly tied up his son and threw him into the portal, then looked at Li Xiaocheng who came to ask: "Just watch it, my son can't be embarrassed anyway."
Li Xiaocheng brightly said: "..."
Qi Qinglin came back yesterday, why are you still so irritable? Cheng Liang suddenly saw the dark circles under Jin Yu's eyes and suddenly realized.
Unfulfilled desires and overwork are all unacceptable!
The author has something to say: Hahahahahahaha…
Ahem, so far, all the extra chapters of 138 have been completed. Thank you for your company and your kindness. I am extremely satisfied and happy to have you. I will continue to work hard to write good articles in the future. I hope we can meet again. Bow.
ps: Customization should have -0-, zombies are - - slow, so it will probably take some time. If customization is available, I will mention it in the new article, and this article will also notify you. Well, I will add - -Qi Xiaoyao's special chapter on the week of catching the year and the special chapter on gathering with friends. Stay tuned...orz
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