Chapter 121 Imperial Gift of Sacks
The next day.
Choi Shin-ki and Fang Yi-ai are making a big fuss about entering the palace.
It's quite a coincidence...
They were stopped again by the soldiers at Xuanwu Gate.
"You two still dare to come?"
The soldiers, wielding long spears, blasted the two men away again.
"Damn it..."
Choi Shin-ki stomped his feet in anger: "Remains, I will not be a gentleman if I do not avenge this!"
"Let's get him!" Fang Yi'ai gritted his teeth in agreement.
"Let's go make burlap sacks!"
The two of them rushed home in a flurry.
Bring out the brocade bestowed by Emperor Taizong of Tang (Li Shimin).
Then they had people rush to make two burlap sacks.
"here we go again?"
The soldiers at Xuanwu Gate were so angry they laughed.
"You two, if you dare to cause trouble again, I'll spank your backsides!" the soldier laughed.
"You bastard."
Choi Shin-ki took out a burlap sack: "Do you know what this is?"
"A sack, a sack bestowed by His Majesty!"
"If you know what's good for you, come over here so we can trap you and give you a good beating!"
Well……
A royal gift of burlap sacks?
"You made these yourself using the brocade bestowed by His Majesty?" the soldier asked, bewildered.
"That's right, are you scared or not!"
The two creatures raised their heads, looking arrogant.
"Ha ha……"
To everyone's surprise, the soldier burst into laughter.
"Remains... wait, wasn't he afraid?"
"He's defying the imperial decree, he'll lose his head."
"Yes, resistance will be met with severe punishment..."
"superior!"
The two of them charged forward, howling.
Um?
The soldier glanced at him.
Then, with a thrust of his spear, he sent the two men flying again...
"Are you going to defy the imperial decree?"
Choi Shin-ki patted his butt and got up.
Fang Yi'ai was a bit more agile and could do somersaults, so he dodged it.
"Carry my ass!"
The soldier arrogantly declared, "His Majesty has bestowed countless bolts of silk as rewards. If everyone were like you, wouldn't the world be in chaos?"
Holy crap.
That makes sense...
"The remains, what should we do?"
"He makes a good point."
"But I still can't stand him, and I want to get rid of him!"
"Let's go find the retired emperor."
"rational."
Unable to get through Xuanwu Gate, the two of them happily ran to the Communications Gate instead.
The communications scandal is an old acquaintance.
After announcing their arrival, the two men successfully met with Li Yuan.
"Supreme Lord, you have to stand up for us!" Choi Shin-ki said angrily.
"What do you mean by that?"
Li Yuan was writing and drawing.
Having regained their freedom, wouldn't they want to show off as much as possible?
Calligraphy and painting can be appreciated and used to listen to flattery.
"You promised me you'd give me a royal sack." Choi Shin-ki was incredibly stubborn, directly demanding it outright.
"This thing can't be given away casually..." Li Yuan looked conflicted.
"We've been bullied, will you help us?"
"help!"
"Then you should give us royal burlap sacks."
"This is difficult..."
"If you don't give it to me, I'll find a big pot to beat you up."
"..."
Under Choi Shin-ki's persistent nagging, Li Yuan took out his official seal and stamped it on the sack.
"Is that enough?"
"No, what if one gets dirty? Cover it completely!"
"..."
Li Yuan tossed the imperial seal aside and said, "Seal it yourself."
Anyway, his own retired emperor didn't have much of a deterrent effect.
If the ministers couldn't be ordered around, they would order around eunuchs and palace maids.
"Supreme Lord, didn't you take one of His Majesty's jade seals yesterday? Stamp it on as well!"
Um?
Upon hearing this, Li Yuan's eyes lit up.
He immediately ran to the bedside and took out the jade seal that he had used to smash someone yesterday.
"I am the retired emperor, so I shouldn't be accused of forging an imperial edict, right?"
Before the table, Li Yuan held the imperial seal and asked the two men with a serious expression.
"No!"
Both goods opened their mouths at the same time.
"Then this imperial seal can also issue decrees, right?" Li Yuan asked again.
"Can!"
Oh ho?
It seems I'm about to stand up again.
“Supreme Lord, come here and stamp ten large seals on my sack.” Choi Shin-ki stepped forward with the sack.
"And my burlap sack." Fang Yi'ai also took out his burlap sack.
"no problem!"
Snap!
The imperial seal should be handed over.
Damn, stamping the imperial seal feels so good.
Look at this sound, it's even more beautiful than my broken seal.
Snap snap snap...
Li Yuan also got excited.
It's been a long time since I've felt the taste of power.
Then we should build more.
In just a short while, the two sacks were covered with the seal.
There are those of Li Yuan, Li Shimin...
"Remains, let's go, let's take revenge!"
Once Li Yuan received the imperial gift of the burlap sack, it was of little use to him.
With a shout, the two rascals scurried away.
Li Yuan glanced at the imperial seal, then at the departing figures of the two men…
Holy crap, looks like I've messed up!
He stuffed the imperial seal into his bosom.
No one can take it away!
"Hey."
The two men arrived at Xuanwu Gate again.
"Huh? You've entered the palace?"
The soldier looked at the two men as they came out of the palace, slightly surprised.
"Wang Fatan, open your dog eyes and see clearly what this is!" Choi Shin-ki walked up to the soldier, holding up the royal sack.
The soldier glanced at it.
He was so terrified he nearly jumped out of his skin...
What the heck is this?
How could there be so many seals?
Guarding the gates of the imperial city and recognizing various tokens and seals are compulsory courses.
"You...you stole it?" the soldier asked, trembling.
"Steal your grandpa."
Fang Yi'ai stepped forward: "It was bestowed by the Emperor, it was bestowed by the Emperor, do you understand?"
A gift from the emperor?
Has His Majesty lost his mind? Stamping your sacks with the imperial seal?
But this seal doesn't seem to be fake.
Moreover, the two of them came from inside the palace.
He secretly gave his companion a wink, and the companion immediately ran to inform the messenger.
"Come here, squat down!"
Choi Shin-ki roared.
"Hands behind your head, let us trap you!"
Fang Yi'ai then echoed this sentiment.
The soldiers hesitated for a while, but eventually chose to obey orders.
The imperial gift of a sack left no room for resistance.
After the soldier squatted down, Choi Shin-ki put a sack over him...
Ping-ping-pong-pong.
"We told you not to block us, we told you not to push us."
"I'll beat you to death, you blind bastard."
The two of them were fighting and cursing at the same time, having a great time.
Just as he was enjoying the beating, he suddenly felt light and was lifted up...
"Who gave you the audacity to cause trouble at Xuanwu Gate?"
Li Junxian, clad in armor, grabbed the two men and reprimanded them.
The two of them turned their heads with difficulty, but showed no fear when they saw Li Junxian...
"By imperial decree, put sacks on them!"
"Yes, it was bestowed by the emperor!"
Li Junxian's eye twitched, and when he looked at the sack in front of him, his eye twitched again...
He was naturally aware of Li Shimin's seal.
Moreover, he was certain that the seals on both items were genuine.
"You two, come with me to see His Majesty..."
Li Junxian picked up the two men and turned to leave.
In an instant, two people burst into loud, wailing cries...
"No, this is a gift from the Emperor."
"Yes, yes, it was bestowed by the emperor, and it has an imperial seal!"
"Let us go right now, or we'll trap you too."
"I'll trap you..."
Bang bang.
Two slaps to the head, and the two rascals behaved.
He was then brought before Li Shimin...
When Li Shimin saw the sack covered with imperial seals, he was stunned for a long time.
You two are fucking geniuses.
How did you come up with such a flamboyant idea?
Let's say those two are falsely claiming to be acting on imperial orders...
With the retired emperor backing him up, it doesn't really count.
Moreover, given their identities, it's impossible for them to actually kill each other.
But it wouldn't be right not to punish the two of them.
"You two, go to the Taiji Hall and put yourselves in solitary confinement," Li Shimin said after thinking for a moment.
Along the way, the two sly-looking fellows whispered amongst themselves...
"Remains? My sack was taken away, what about yours?"
"In my arms."
"Okay, hide it well, make sure no one sees it."
"Yes, we'll try to recruit Li Junxian in a few days."
"Yes, a gentleman would not leave this grudge unavenged!"
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