Chapter 313 Li Shimin Loses at Fishing
Swish.
Wei Shuyu pulled hard again.
This time, the rod formed a semicircle.
Don't say...
The pole is made of bamboo.
But the fishing rods in the royal reserve are all of the highest quality.
If a broken fishing rod spoils a distinguished person's enjoyment, the consequences of pursuing the matter could be quite severe...
"Wow, wow, wow, a big fish is here!" Choi Shin-ki clapped his hands excitedly.
"Big brother is awesome! Big brother is mighty..." Fang Yi'ai also perked up.
"Little Jiji, Little Aiai, get ready to go down below and scoop up the net."
Wei Shuyu shouted.
Start playing the fish...
It's a carp, weighing about four pounds.
Wei Shuyu walked around for several minutes before finally leading the two creatures to each other.
Just as the two were about to grab the net.
Thump.
A large rock crashed into the pool.
The group turned to look and saw Cheng Yaojin staring blankly at his own palm.
"Oops, my hand slipped."
Li Shimin cast an approving glance at Cheng Yaojin.
It still has to be Zhijie.
He knows how to help me in crucial moments.
If Wei Shuyu pulls me up in this position, I'm probably doomed to lose.
However……
The stone was thrown down.
The fish didn't get off the hook.
"Quick, ignore Cheng Ergou, the fish hasn't escaped yet!" Wei Shuyu urged.
Cheng Ergou?
Are you insulting me?
Cheng Yaojin picked up another stone, and was about to throw it when...
*Smack*
A fishy-smelling crucian carp was stuck to his face.
"Which bastard threw that?"
Cheng Yaojin slammed the fish off his face onto the ground, his fierce eyes sweeping around.
Wei Shuyu was holding a fishing rod in one hand, looking innocently at his other hand...
"Wow, this fish is so slippery."
I'll f*** your mother!
So you're just learning and applying what you've learned?
Cheng Yaojin gritted his teeth.
Just as they were about to continue throwing stones...
Snap.
Another fish hit him in the face.
"Oops, I slipped again!"
Wei Shuyu's innocent voice rang out.
"Son of a bitch."
Cheng Yaojin was furious: "You little brat Wei, are you lying through your teeth?"
"Excuse me, Uncle Cheng."
Wei Shuyu innocently defended himself, saying, "I don't know why the crucian carp keep running towards your face. Maybe they want to kiss you?"
Go to hell.
Even the most utter nonsense isn't as utterly absurd as yours.
As he raised his hand, about to smash the lake again, Wei Shuyu spoke up once more…
"This crucian carp likes Uncle Cheng, I wonder if it will like Brother Huailiang?"
Upon hearing this, Cheng Yaojin paused in his stone-smashing motion.
You dare threaten me with Huai Liang?
But Cheng Yaojin was exactly susceptible to this.
Don't be fooled by Choi Shin-ki's timid demeanor, like a little chick in front of me.
He's incredibly fierce outside.
The Godbase Boss is famous throughout Chang'an. Do you really think he earned it through fighting?
fart.
Choi Shin-ki is notoriously bad at fighting.
The reason they are feared by everyone is entirely due to their various outrageous pranks.
For example, when having sex at Wan Hua Ge...
Suddenly a toad appeared in front of me.
For example, when relieving oneself...
A snake suddenly crawled out from under my butt.
For example, while eating...
The rice at the bottom of the bowl inexplicably turned into feces.
Unfortunately, no one could do anything about Choi Shin-ki.
What else can we do?
Kill Choi Shin-ki?
Who dares?
Cheng Yaojin was not afraid of his son being beaten.
I'm afraid my son will get a disgusting reputation.
His son is definitely going to be a general someday...
What about nicknames?
General with impotence?
Snake-Eye General?
General who eats shit?
Damn it, the battle hasn't even started yet, and the morale is already half gone.
Do you think I'm as stupid as you?
Cheng Yaojin glared at him and cursed, "You can even slip twice with your hand?"
After saying that, he threw the stone in his hand aside.
"..."
Li Shimin was dumbfounded.
Zhijie, aren't you very brave?
I can understand why you backed down after being rebuked by Lao Wei last time.
Why were they scared back by Wei Shuyu's few words again?
"Uncle Cheng, don't worry, I'll be careful."
Wei Shuyu grinned.
With their combined efforts, the two finally caught the carp in the net.
Another half hour passed.
Li Shimin had nine fish.
There's an extra thumb-sized bitterling.
Wei Shuyu already has more than twenty.
That's the charm of fishing...
When the fish are catching one after another, it's impossible to stop.
"His Majesty."
Wei Shuyu glanced at the sky: "Is there any need for a competition?"
Li Shimin's face was terribly gloomy.
"Wei Shuyu, are you cheating?"
Changsun Wuji immediately stood up to support Li Shimin.
"Where did I cheat?"
Wei Shuyu asked a question in return.
"If you didn't cheat, why are all the fish taking your bait?" Changsun Wuji demanded.
"You'd have to ask the fish."
"..."
Changsun Wuji was furious, but he still analyzed seriously: "Tell me, what exactly were you doing for the past half hour?"
These words immediately attracted the attention of several people.
They knew that Wei Shuyu's ability to gather the fish was definitely related to his previous actions.
"Didn't you see what I was doing?"
"..."
Changsun Wuji gritted his teeth.
Wei Shuyu is completely impervious to reason.
"Shuyu, how did you do that?"
Upon seeing this.
Only Qin Qiong could inquire about it.
Of the few people present, Wei Shuyu only gave him some face...
"Uncle Qin, it's actually very simple."
"Set up the bait, adjust the float, and frequently pull to attract fish..."
Wei Shuyu immediately recounted the whole story.
In today's world of advanced communication, this is just basic operation for anglers.
Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong's vision grew brighter and brighter.
They also love fishing, and originally thought that as long as the bait was good, fishing was fine.
I never knew there were so many little details to know.
"snort!"
Li Shimin snorted coldly: "All you do is play petty tricks."
"Cough cough..."
Wei Shuyu spoke again, asking, "Your Majesty, it's lunchtime."
"Go eat lunchtime, or do you expect me to treat you?"
Li Shimin dropped the fishing rod and stormed off in a huff.
By remaining silent about his official position, Wei Shuyu was implicitly allowed to continue holding that position.
no way.
Even if he dismissed Wei Shuyu from his post.
Wouldn't Wei Shuyu have stopped criticizing himself?
Then they'll say: "I will die to remonstrate."
What can he do?
If one is not even afraid of death, would one refrain from offering advice because of official rank?
Therefore, whether or not they held those two official positions was completely unimportant to the Wei family.
The only loss was that Xiao Wei got a salary for free.
"Farewell to Your Majesty."
Wei Shuyu saw him off with a cheerful smile.
After Li Shimin left, Wei Shuyu looked at the two...
"Let's go, light the fire, and eat grilled fish!"
"Okay."
The two rascals eagerly helped.
That guy is awesome.
They even dared to win against His Majesty.
Look how angry His Majesty is! I wonder if he'll even be able to eat lunch.
Sure enough, Li Shimin returned to the palace and had no appetite at all.
Holding the wine glass, he took one sip after another.
In his entire life, he only suffered one defeat; the worst he ever won was a draw.
Now they've actually lost to Wei Shuyu.
It makes me angry just thinking about it.
As we were drinking, wisps of smoke rose from a distant chimney.
"What happened?"
Li Shimin slammed his wine cup on the table: "Is there a fire?"
"His Majesty."
A guard ran in to report: "It's not a fire, it's Doctor Wei and his men..."
"They were grilling fish and eating it at the villa..."
Grass.
Is this my detached palace or Wei Shuyu's detached palace?
Do you really think this is your own home?
Li Shimin slammed his hand on the table: "Arrest them all."
What happens after they're arrested?
Chop him up and feed him to the dogs!
"promise."
The guard accepted the order.
"etc……"
Li Shimin called out to them again: "Once they've cooked the fish, confiscate them all!"
"ah?"
The guard was dumbfounded.
So, should we chop him up and feed him to the dogs, or steal the fish?
"Huh what?"
Li Shimin glared at him: "Hurry up and go! Those are all my fish!"
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