Chapter 427 The Emperor Goes Out, and His Chamber Toilet Follows Him.
"His Majesty."
At this moment, Yu Shinan stepped forward, bowed, and said, "Our Great Tang Dynasty practices the principle of recognizing and making good use of people. I believe that Wei Shuyu is the most suitable candidate to lead the Ministry of Commerce."
"His Majesty."
Kong Yingda also stepped forward: "I also believe that Wei Shuyu's crime is not serious, and I urge Your Majesty to rescind your order."
As the two finished speaking, Li Shimin's heart softened.
To be honest, as long as Xiao Wei doesn't get angry with me, he's very efficient at getting things done.
But the key point is...
Xiao Wei was born with a rebellious nature and would not serve as a subject.
They neglected their duties at the Ministry of Commerce, instead dabbling in things haphazardly.
All they do is jump around in front of me all day.
"His Majesty."
Fang Xuanling stepped forward and said, "Why don't we find Wei Shuyu and see what he has to say?"
"If he can persuade His Majesty, his official position can be restored."
"If even a single word is misspoken, Your Majesty can rightfully dismiss him!"
Li Shimin nodded.
I've been rambling on for so long, I still don't know what Wei Shuyu is thinking.
"Where is Wei Shuyu?" Li Shimin asked loudly.
One breath, two breaths... ten breaths passed, and no one answered.
Li Shimin was embarrassed.
"Your Majesty, Wei Shuyu is stuck below the city wall and can't get up," Wang De stepped forward and reported.
Li Shimin was stunned.
There were also specific rules for the emperor's travels.
Unless the emperor specifically grants permission, the officials beside him must be arranged in order of rank.
Wei Shuyu didn't even have a rank, so of course he had to stand at the very back of the crowd.
"Then why don't you go and find him!"
Li Shimin was furious.
The culprit behind the people blocking the city gate was Wei Shuyu; he was placed at the very back...
You must have gone crazy from cleaning the locker room.
"promise."
Wang De left in a hurry.
Wang De searched and searched.
I couldn't find it.
Left with no other option, he could only turn to Li Junxian for help: "General Li, where is Wei Shuyu?"
"He's not..."
Li Junxian pointed to the back of the officials' group: "Hey, where are they?"
"Please trouble General Li to find him; His Majesty is waiting for him." Wang De stamped his foot anxiously.
"good."
Li Junxian immediately gave the order.
at the same time.
In the Taiji Hall, Wei Shuyu was holding a eunuch by the arm.
“Wei County Man, cannot be used,” the eunuch said with a bitter expression.
"Believe it or not, I'll get the Emperor Emeritus to deal with you!" Wei Shuyu glared.
"Your Majesty used this to punish me!" The eunuch was almost in tears.
"Then you can choose one yourself."
Wei Shuyu shook off the paper in his hand: "Either I will be beaten by the Supreme Emperor, or I will be beaten by His Majesty."
"..."
The eunuch's eyes darted around: "Why don't you release me, and I'll fetch Chief Steward Wang for you?"
*Smack*
Wei Shuyu smacked him on the head with his other hand: "I need to go to Wang De to take a dump? Do you think I'm His Majesty?!"
Waaah...
The eunuch felt extremely wronged.
That's right, everyone has to go to the bathroom sometimes, and Wei Shuyu was no exception.
There were only one or two toilets (changing rooms) in the entire palace, located near the emperor's bedroom.
Otherwise, Wang De alone wouldn't be able to clean it all.
Normally, we use a chamber pot (toilet), and going to the toilet is also known as defecating.
While Li Shimin was at Xuanwu Gate, many ministers took the opportunity to relieve themselves.
Then……
Looking at the chamber pot that emitted a strong, subtle fragrance, Wei Shuyu instantly lost his mood.
Just then, a eunuch carrying a chamber pot hurriedly passed by...
Then Wei Shuyu caught him.
Only after asking did I learn that this was Li Shimin's personal chamber pot.
That's right!
When the emperor went out, his chamber pot followed him!
In case the emperor has an urgent need to relieve himself.
You can't exactly relieve yourself on the street...
"Let me use it first, you can wash it later," Wei Shuyu advised.
"No, no..."
The eunuch shook his head repeatedly: "If you use His Majesty's chamber pot, it's a grave offense!"
Oh my god.
Is a toilet such a serious crime?
I can criticize the entire court of officials, so how could I not handle a mere toilet manager?
Immediately...
He stopped defecating altogether and began a discussion about toilets with the eunuch.
"I'm telling you... the Ministry of Commerce will invent flush toilets in the future."
toilet?
Horses can be made into buckets?
The eunuch looked puzzled.
Do you know what a flush toilet is?
"After you finish using the toilet, you press a switch, and the waste will automatically be flushed into the excavated pit."
"That way you won't have to empty the chamber pot all day."
"Would you like to know the principle behind it?"
"I'll tell you this principle, and then you can go and claim credit with His Majesty."
"At that time, you will not only enjoy wealth and honor, but also be promoted and make a fortune. You will also be able to trample Wang De under your feet."
"I called out to you... Oh, what's your name again?"
"Never mind, it's not important."
"The important thing is that he also has to call you 'Manager'!"
Outside the Taiji Hall.
Wang De arrived just in time.
He happened to overhear this conversation, and his face immediately turned so dark it was terrifying.
This is outrageous! Not only is a noble prince vying for favor with a commoner, but...
You, a chamber pot shovel, dare to take the master's position?
"You bastard."
Wang De, his face dark with anger, rebuked, "His Majesty has been away for so long, why are you still staying in the Taiji Palace?"
"What if His Majesty has an urgent need to use the restroom?"
The eunuch turned pale with fright.
They remained silent and hesitant to utter a sound.
"Manager Wang, please don't be angry."
Wei Shuyu said with a smile, "This is a loyal minister. I tried to persuade him for a long time, but he wouldn't let me use His Majesty's chamber pot."
"Oh my, it's Wei County guy."
Wang De immediately broke into a smile.
He feared none of the civil and military officials in the court, except for the Wei family.
"His Majesty has been waiting for you for ages, hurry up!" Wang De grabbed Wei Shuyu's sleeve and left.
"What do you want from me?"
Wei Shuyu remained motionless: "I haven't even taken a dump yet."
"Hold it in."
Wang De said, "Your Majesty is of utmost importance."
"Are you even speaking human language?"
Wei Shuyu stared wide-eyed: "Is it something you can just hold in your poop like that?"
Wang De is also a Muggle.
"Then what do you want to do? His Majesty, the civil and military officials, and the common people are all waiting for you at Xuanwu Gate."
"Wang De, I haven't offended you, have I?"
Wei Shuyu glared at him and said, "I'm about to poop, and you want me to poop in my pants in front of so many people?"
"It's one thing for me to lose face, but what if the stench offends His Majesty?"
Wang De rolled his eyes...
If you actually pooped in your pants, His Majesty would definitely applaud.
They would also secretly drink to celebrate for three days and three nights.
"Okay, okay, go ahead and pull it."
Wang De said disdainfully, "Hurry up a bit."
"That's good enough."
Wei Shuyu said disdainfully, "If you had so much time to argue with me, you would have already finished taking your shit."
As he spoke, Wei Shuyu beckoned to the eunuch: "Did you hear that? Chief Steward Wang has spoken."
Um?
Wang De was taken aback.
What are you doing?
"Taking a dump."
"Go use the toilet next door if you want to poop."
"The chamber pot is full."
"If it's full, just pour it out. Anyway, His Majesty can't use this!"
"Steward Wang, I have to say something to you about this..."
Seeing that Wei Shuyu had started to ramble on and on again.
Wang De stomped his foot angrily: "Go ahead and use it, but hurry up and go see the Emperor after you're done."
"Chief Steward Wang, this is for His Majesty's exclusive use."
Holding the chamber pot, the eunuch cried out anxiously, "He used it! What will His Majesty do?"
"Your Majesty has more than one chamber pot, why don't you go get another one?" Wang De shouted angrily.
Every single day, I have to worry about all sorts of trivial matters.
Didn't you see that even the mediocre didn't dare to give Xiao Wei a hard time?
Does he have absolutely no sense of observation?
You deserve to be hugging the toilet all the time!
"oh."
The eunuch quickly left.
Wang De led Wei Shuyu to the outside of the Taiji Hall and then unfolded the curtain to shield Wei Shuyu.
Wei Shuyu finally got to experience firsthand how the emperor relieved himself.
Um……
I didn't feel anything.
My butt still feels cold.
"By the way, Wei County Man."
Just as Wei Shuyu was defecating, Wang De suddenly spoke up in a sly manner.
"The principle behind that flush toilet you just mentioned is..."
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