Damn Plot, Get Lost!

Damn Plot, Get Lost!
Alternative Title: 該死的劇情快走開
Status: Completed
Chapters: 62 chapters
Views: 196 views
Added: 2025-09-08
Updated: 2025-09-08

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Synopsis: [Enjoy it while it's hot!] Ji Shian fought her way through challenges to become the Chairman's Assistant at Chengyue Group. Then one day, she suddenly discovered a system in her mind. The system informed her that she was the protagonist of the novel "Pure White Rose" and needed to complete the plot to gain freedom. The other protagonist was her direct superior, Qin Yinghuai, the Chairman of Chengyue Group.

Ji Shian, who loves gossip: "What is this? Eating melon only to find it's about myself?" The dignified and self-controlled boss in the novel became an evil, charismatic, overbearing CEO who only knew how to torment. Ji Shian: "This is unreasonable. My boss is a talent who can recite labor laws backward." The smart and witty her, on the other hand, became a useless "little white flower" who would spill coffee even when pouring it and cried all day long. Ji Shian: "This is unreasonable. My boss only drinks tea, not coffee, because he finds it bitter." Due to various misunderstandings and stubborn arguments, the two protagonists' entanglement stretched for millions of words, and their company also faced multiple crises. Ji Shian: "I don't agree, and my wallet doesn't agree either. Without the company, what will I eat?" Ji Shian, rebellious to the core, insisted on trying to refuse the plot. As a result, she feigned illness, deceiving both superiors and subordinates, and was caught red-handed by her boss. Ji Shian: "@#%&*!"

Qin Yinghuai woke up to find his mind filled with plots related to himself. Both he and his capable assistant, whom he personally trained, acted utterly absurdly in these plots. In the story, the female lead stammered and was bullied when faced with challenges from colleagues. Qin Yinghuai: "This is impossible. Assistant Ji's popularity in the company is second only to year-end bonuses and annual leave." In the story, the female lead was challenged by an opposing company's boss in a foreign language at an exchange meeting, sought his help, was refused, and was later diagnosed with depression. Qin Yinghuai: "This is impossible. Assistant Ji is fluent in ten languages, and I even funded her studies." In the story, the female lead was tempted by a high salary to steal company secrets. Qin Yinghuai: "This is not... wait, maybe I should give her a raise?" After all, she was his personally trained, capable assistant. Qin Yinghuai, full of trust, dismissed it all as a few nights of ridiculous dreams. That is, until he went out for an inspection and precisely caught his assistant, who was supposedly on sick leave but was lively and bouncing around.

In a fit of pique, the dream plot blurted out, and the two accidentally matched secret codes. Qin Yinghuai: "???" Ji Shian: "!!!" Assistant Ji, tearfully agitated, made a joyful sound: "Boss, I'm scared, save me." Qin Yinghuai, seeing the hot coffee about to spill on him, took two steps back: "Ancestor, calm down, retreat!" This is a silly daily story of two people with actual mouths, creatively navigating a "CEO and his cute secretary," "big villa and small dark room," "canary escaped," "stand-in for the white moonlight," and "wife-chasing crematorium" plot, all from an old-school romance novel. There are a few gossip-related entertainment industry plots (no real-life prototypes, no personal attacks allowed). The female lead starts at 23, the male lead at 29, a six-year age difference, he's older. (Don't ask why they are so young; the author is crying and pleading: "Why use your brain when reading a silly novel, boohoohoo!")

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Chapters


Chapter 01 Only Silly and No Sweetness (2025-09-08)
Chapter 02: Earn Money, No Life to Spend It (2025-09-08)
Chapter 03 Long Live Milk Biscuits (2025-09-08)
Chapter 4: Life is not saved (2025-09-08)
Chapter 5 I Didn't Mean It (2025-09-08)
Chapter 6 Large-scale Suture Scene (2025-09-08)
Chapter 7: Floating in the Ocean (2025-09-08)
Chapter 08 Black Sesame Glutinous Rice Balls (2025-09-08)
Chapter 9 Mr. Li, Don’t Hit People (2025-09-08)
Chapter 10 The clown is actually me (2025-09-08)
Chapter 11: Talking Nonsense with Open Eyes (2025-09-08)
Chapter 12 Rumor Creation Site (2025-09-08)
Chapter 13: Mr. Qin curses so dirty (2025-09-08)
Chapter 14 Uncensored and Uncensored (2025-09-08)
Chapter 15 Occasionally Acting Like a Human (2025-09-08)
Chapter 16 Tinted Glasses Dame (2025-09-08)
Chapter 17 Guilty Feelings Turn into Fear (2025-09-08)
Chapter 18 Just for one more look (2025-09-08)
Chapter 19 Identity Self-Sufficiency (2025-09-08)
Chapter 20 Take it back, you hear me? (2025-09-08)
Chapter 21 I Got It, Stop Scolding (2025-09-08)
Chapter 22 You two must be spitting (2025-09-08)
Chapter 23 Don't Open Your Mouth (2025-09-08)
Chapter 24: Thoughts Going in the Different Directions (2025-09-08)
Chapter 25: Parallelism is a good lesson (2025-09-08)
Chapter 26 It’s time for the canary to run away (2025-09-08)
Chapter 27 The Boss Has a Lot of Problems (2025-09-08)
Chapter 28 You are younger than me (2025-09-08)
Chapter 29 The host likes straight balls (2025-09-08)
Chapter 30: Sneaking Away (2025-09-08)
Chapter 31 Solving the Big Problem (2025-09-08)
Chapter 32 Zheng An and Li Wei (2025-09-08)
Chapter 33 Don’t Take It Personally (2025-09-08)
Chapter 34 The host must be double standard (2025-09-08)
Chapter 35: Mask of Pain (2025-09-08)
Chapter 36: The Hard Revenge of Dai Mao (2025-09-08)
Chapter 37 The caregiver is a little special (2025-09-08)
Chapter 38: Crash the system (2025-09-08)
Chapter 39 She is such a bad woman (2025-09-08)
Chapter 40 Whitening and darkening are the same price (2025-09-08)
Chapter 41 Women, Don’t Be Ridiculous (2025-09-08)
Chapter 42: Hiding Background and Pretending (2025-09-08)
Chapter 43 Please Answer the Incoming Call (2025-09-08)
Chapter 44: Manual Customer Service Brother Huai (2025-09-08)
Chapter 45: Getting the Wrong Star Script (2025-09-08)
Chapter 46 Xiao Qin Deducts Money for Talking Too Much (2025-09-08)
Chapter 47 I Forgot What (2025-09-08)
Chapter 48 The Right to Choose (2025-09-08)
Chapter 49 Copy and Paste (2025-09-08)
Chapter 50 is the Northeast Golden Gradient (2025-09-08)