Chapter 48: Snake God (11) Joyride
"Pretending to be the Snake Goddess? Can you fool people with this?"
Tan Yue glanced at them and said, "I am informing you, not discussing with you. After all, you are not the grooms of the snake god, so you don't need to take risks or cooperate."
Although this group of people are his companions at present, he may be backstabbed at any time during the cooperation.
When to pretend to be the Snake Goddess and when to replace it, only Tan Yue and Guan Shan knew, and he did not intend to reveal more details.
Two hours later, dozens of villagers came back.
The shop owner at the door shouted: "Go ahead and catch them!"
"Don't move! If you move again, we will kill your village chief!"
Zhao Fei held a knife and put it on the necks of the village chief and his wife at the same time.
"You don't want your village chief to die here, do you? Calm down, let's talk."
The villagers of Baijia Village were of course not happy. What was there to talk to these weak humans about? "Just charge forward! They can't possibly hurt us!"
The Snake Goddess needs outsiders as her groom, but these people are not candidates for the groom. At most, they can be regarded as the groom's dowry.
Even if the groom's dowry died, the Snake Goddess would not blame them.
Zhao Fei gritted his teeth and cut a gash on the village chief's neck. The sound of the long knife chopping on the neck made the other villagers pause.
As a result, Zhao Fei exhausted all his strength and only managed to cut a very small gap. The gap healed in front of everyone before blood even seeped out.
The villagers laughed even more wildly: "They are all a bunch of trash, don't worry about the village chief! Rush up and catch them all, and the village chief will be safe!"
Zhao Fei shouted anxiously: "Tan Yue, help!" He did this only because he listened to Tan Yue.
The villager who was rushing to the front was knocked to the ground by a brick that appeared out of nowhere. He could no longer maintain his human form and was directly beaten into a snake tail.
"One, two... eight, nine..."
A group of guys with human heads and snake bodies fell to the ground, stars in their eyes, and their flattened bodies took a long time to recover.
The villagers were not fools. When they saw this situation, they retreated one after another.
Tan Yue looked at the villagers quietly: "We have no ill will towards you. Can we sit down and talk now?"
The remaining villagers who were standing began to whisper to each other:
"Why can he hurt us? Bai Laosan's stomach was flattened, and he hasn't gotten up yet."
"The village chief is still unconscious. He did it too."
"Yeah, if it was that rubbish just now, the village chief should be awake by now!"
The villagers of Baijia Village have never encountered such a thing before. Since the two worlds began to merge a few years ago, a group of human villagers have come in every month.
Someone will be chosen as the groom of the Snake Goddess, but everyone knows that this groom is not chosen by the Snake God, but by the village chief, and is their sacrifice to the Snake Goddess's family.
After the ceremony, if the Snake Goddess did not enjoy the offerings, the villagers would divide them up.
"Is he not a human at all?" "But he smells so good, nothing weird smells this good."
The villagers’ eyesight is actually not very good, after all, they are all blind. Tan Yue’s face and figure are not important to them. When people comment on the quality of the offerings, they mainly look at their fragrance.
Generally speaking, children have delicate skin and tender flesh, which is common to all species. Old flesh becomes dry and not tasty.
But there are some who are special, that is, people with abundant blood. Tan Yue's flesh and blood are particularly attractive to the villagers. During the few days when he entered the village, many people smelled the smell and drooled at Tan Yue.
You should know that in previous years, there were not so many outsiders coming to the village and participating in the event. This time, there were so many people coming because the Tan Yue was very fragrant.
The amazing aroma made everyone want to have a taste. But this super fragrant human deceived them!
It is actually very possible that he is not a human. In the other world, humans cannot really hurt Weiyi. This is common sense engraved in Weiyi's mind.
"What should we do? Don't let him be the groom of the Snake Goddess? Let's get someone else to do it."
The Weird ones tend to bully the weak and fear the strong. Tan Yue is obviously a tough guy, so they won't be stupid enough to force him.
"We don't want you to be the groom of the Ghost God anymore. Let's find someone else." The owner of the store looked at Zhao Fei, then at Shao Meng, and pointed at the younger Shao Meng and said, "Let him do it!"
Shao Meng was not happy with him. What was wrong with these villagers? Could the groom be chosen so carelessly?
He cast a pleading look at Tan Yue: "Teacher Tan, please say something."
Tan Yue said: "I agreed to be the groom of the snake god, and I can't just change anyone."
He found a chair and sat down. "These people are my dowry. I hired the photographer team. Since we are getting married, the wedding must be grand and solemn. We need to calculate the auspicious date, the number of people and the process. We need to figure it out. It is not something that can be done in a day or two. Don't you agree?"
As the young man said this, he was still holding the brick in his hand, knocking on the handle of the chair from time to time. The hard wooden chair looked light, but with each knock, a piece of the chair would be missing. After a few more knocks, the armchair turned into a stool.
No one expected that Tan Yue would actually agree to be the Snake God's bridegroom. In the eyes of the villagers, no matter how powerful this alien creature was, it would never be able to defeat their Lord God. Once the process was followed and the contract was signed, there was no way this fragrant human would be able to escape.
"I promise. I can promise on behalf of the village chief!"
The shop owner immediately said, "Let's discuss this."
Tan Yue said, "This is a big deal. Why don't we wait until the village chief and the others wake up before we discuss it? I accidentally knocked a little too hard."
There are hundreds of villagers in the village. As I said before, Tan Yue can protect himself, but the other people in the program team can't. His speed is not enough to protect everyone among the hundreds of villagers.
The villagers in these villages have particularly strong recovery abilities. Tan Yue had put in a lot of effort before, and the village chief just fainted but did not really die.
He still couldn't kill the monsters, but he could seriously injure them and make them lose their ability to move for a long time.
Tan Yue made the decision to lure the villagers and negotiate with them out of consideration for the living comfort of himself and Guan Shan. He wanted to keep both sides at peace as much as possible before the passage was opened.
After all, he is just an ordinary person who needs to eat and sleep. If there are other trustworthy people around, they can arrange for them to take turns to watch at night and wake him up when there is danger.
The boss is obviously a smart guy. If the village chief is dizzy like this every day, and the matter cannot be settled day after day, what will happen when the next round of channels opens and these people run away?
Such fragrant flesh and blood is hard to come by even in decades or hundreds of years. No matter what Tan Yue's plan is, he will not let him go easily.
He smiled and said, "It's okay. The village chief is my uncle, and I am Bai Zile's second uncle. I can make the decision on behalf of the village chief. Just discuss the rest of the details with me."
Tan Yue glanced at the other people in the team and said, "Talk to them about the details, not to me."
Zhao Fei and a few others brought out their previous experience in negotiating for resources and business, and under Tan Yue's protection, they talked like crazy, quoted all kinds of classics, and manipulated the Snake Goddess, and finally decided on the wedding ceremony.
"The previous wedding dress is not good. It is not worthy of our teacher Tan at all, and it is also very disrespectful to the Snake Goddess!"
"By the way, the village chief's family doesn't have enough food, so we need to prepare the banquet on the wedding day. The specifications and the dishes to be eaten must all be determined and negotiated."
"We should prepare the wedding invitations. How can we be so careless about such a big event..."
Several people took turns arguing, and their lips were worn out. Finally, they settled it before dark.
This group of people will stay at the village chief's house obediently, and all the tools for contacting the outside world that were previously taken away will be returned to them.
And the car they drove had to be returned when they picked up the bride.
To use.
When they got their phones and luggage back, everyone breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great!"
They didn't expect that the trick would actually work and they could actually get their phones back.
They were still skeptical about what was said about the other world, and their eyes were fixed on their phones. When they heard the familiar ringtone and saw the full signal, everyone's eyes were filled with surprise.
"Call the police!" When ordinary people encounter such strange incidents, the first thing they do is to call the police.
"My message cannot be sent out." But a disappointing thing happened. They could see the news from the outside world, but none of their own messages could be sent out.
Calls from other places couldn't come in, and they couldn't send out text messages. They were so angry that they wanted to smash their phones.
"Why?" Zhang Yunyun was young, and when she saw that her phone was out of battery and turned off, she helplessly covered her face and started crying.
Tan Yue ignored her, and naturally Gao Mei and the others comforted her.
"It's all good now. We can leave in another month, no, 27 days. Stay here and rest assured."
Although an incredible incident happened, it is a great fortune to be able to return alive.
"Yes, if you survive a great disaster, you will have good fortune in the future. If you survive this, your future life will definitely be smooth."
Zhao Fei took back his luggage and wanted to smoke a cigarette to relieve his sorrow, but after Tan Yue took a look, he consciously went to the balcony outside to smoke.
Tan Yue ignored the others. He had done enough today. He asked these people to guard the village chief. He took Guan Shan's hand and prepared to go out.
Others quickly asked: "Teacher Tan, where are you going?"
Although they reached a consensus with the villagers, no one could feel at ease when they thought about the true faces of the villagers and Tan Yue was not with them.
"Let's go out and walk around the village."
Tan Yue raised his phone and said, "If you have any questions, please call me anytime. I'll be back in 5 minutes."
Although the telephone cannot connect to another world, it can always be connected within the village. This is why no one has noticed anything unusual in the past few days.
Everyone tried it and found that it really worked. They forced a smile on their faces, thinking that Tan Yue had been gone for a few hours before and it was okay. They didn't want to force him to stay: "Teacher Tan, please come back soon."
Tan Yue pulled Guan Shan into the car: "This is the car I bought when I graduated."
Guan Shan asked him, "Can you not let others take the cloud in the co-pilot seat in the future?"
He knew that in the human world, the co-pilot seat was reserved for one's partner and could not be easily allowed to sit on it by another person of the opposite sex. But since they were a same-sex couple, no outsiders were allowed to sit on it.
He didn't care about what happened in the past, but after they met, Guanshan's possessiveness emerged again.
Tan Yue agreed immediately: "Okay, this position will be reserved for you forever from now on." He always felt guilty for forgetting his lover, so how could he not agree to such a small request.
Tan Yue drove around the village. The village was not big to begin with and could be toured in a few minutes. When the car was leaving the village, it encountered a snake wall again.
There was a brick next to him. He took it out and waved it, and the snake wall collapsed. However, outside the village was not the road they came from, so Tan Yue finally chose to reverse.
The car stopped, but did not return to the yard, because the person in the passenger seat had already unbuckled his seat belt and sat astride Tan Yue.
It started raining in the village again. The rain was heavy and the wind was cold, crackling against the car windows.
The car didn't start, but the entire body was shaking in the heavy rain.
Tan Yue felt that it would be difficult for him to forget this special rainy night, the narrow space inside the car, the extreme tenderness, and forgetting all dangers. Even if Guan Shan suddenly turned into a beautiful snake, swallowed him into its stomach, and died on the other's body, he would be willing.
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