Chapter 160 Extra - One Hundred Questions for Couples (This one has a slightly dated feel...)
This is a game that's a bit old, but I found it quite interesting. It would be great as a spin-off.
MC: Waka
100 Questions on Compatibility Between Couples
1. May I ask your name?
Wu Chen: Wu Chen.
Lu Qing: Lu Qing.
Waka: Excuse me, is your surname really Deer?
Lu Qing: Of course not. Could it be that Qi Wu's surname is Qi? Does such a surname even exist?
Waka poem: Why is there no surname?
Lu Qing: That's something the human race created for themselves; I don't need to do it.
Waka: I actually find it quite reasonable.
Lu Qing: Isn't this your setting?
Waka: Next question.
2. What is your age?
Wu Chen: You'll have to ask you that; it's not in your book.
Lu Qing: 3 years old (by the traditional Chinese age reckoning). Lu is three years old.
3. What is the gender?
Wu Chen: Male.
Lu Qing: Female.
4. What is your personality like?
Wu Chen: A very good personality.
Waka: Could you be more specific?
Wu Chen: All positive personality traits described.
Waka: ...Where is Shika Kiyoshi?
Wu Chen: All positive personality traits described.
Lu Qing: Haha.
Waka: Who do you think the term "magnanimity" applies to?
Wu Chen: Both are suitable.
Waka poem: Please answer the questions truthfully.
Wu Chen: I never lie.
MC wanted to smash his notebook.
5. What is the other person's personality?
Wu Chen: I already said that.
Lu Qing: A very good, excellent, and outstanding personality.
6. When and where did the two people meet?
Wu Chen: Western Wilderness, below the Spirit Tree.
Lu Qing: In the human world, in the cave where he was planning to eat me.
Waka: Everyone has been very curious about who you were talking to in the opening dialogue.
Lu Qing: That was a conversation I had with a girl who's a full twelve years younger than me. I was the one answering, and she was the one asking the question.
7. What was your first impression of the other person?
Wu Chen thought for a moment, then smiled but did not answer.
Waka poem: We cannot avoid the issue.
Wu Chen: She looks beautiful when she's not wearing clothes.
Lu Qing: a woman of color.
Wu Chen: Haha.
Lu Qing: He wants to eat me.
Waka, [flipping through the opening]: Didn't you say you wanted to kiss me?
Lu Qing: I've been kissed by him so many times that my memory is a bit hazy.
8. What do you like about the other person?
Wu Chen: I like everything.
Lu Qing: It's beautiful! If it weren't beautiful, how could I like it?
9. What do you dislike about the other person?
Wu Chen: No.
Lu Qing: We haven't found anything yet.
10. Do you feel that you and the other person are compatible?
Wu Chen: Of course.
Lu Qing: Even if we're not compatible, we can't be husband and wife.
Wu Chen: There is a kind of existence in this world called a mismatched couple, of course, we are impossible.
11. How do you address the other person?
Wu Chen: Madam, Lu Qing, Qing Qing... and some others, are you sure you want to hear them?
Waka: Go ahead, there are plenty of questions that are even more outrageous than this.
Wu Chen: Baby, sweetie... [Lu Qing forcibly covers her mouth]
Lu Qing: Wu Chen, my master.
Waka: Anything else?
Wu Chen smiled [but Lu Qing forcibly covered his mouth].
12. How would you like to be addressed by the other person?
Wu Chen: Okay... [Lu Qing forcibly covers her mouth]
Lu Qing: Madam is fine.
13. If you were to use an animal as a metaphor, what would you think the other person would be?
Wu Chen: Why does it have to be an animal? Can't it be something else?
Waka: That’s okay.
Wu Chen: Peach.
Waka: Why?
Wu Chen: That's a different question.
Lu Qing: A person. A powerful person.
Waka: Animals.
Lu Qing: To me, humans are also a kind of animal.
Waka...: I almost forgot, you two are in a cross-species relationship.
14. If you were to give a gift to someone, what would you give?
Wu Chen: Give me whatever you want.
Lu Qing: If you gave it to me, why should I give it back to him?
Waka: It seems that the division of financial power in the family is very clear.
15 So what kind of gift would you like for yourself?
Wu Chen laughed.
Lu Qing: I hate it.
Waka: I understand. Shikiyo, what do you want?
Lu Qing: It seems like we have everything.
16. Is there anything you're dissatisfied with about the other person? What kind of things are they usually?
Wu Chen: Next time you go out for a stroll, remember to take me with you.
Lu Qing: She's too clingy, following me everywhere.
17. What is your problem?
Wu Chen: She just complained that I was clingy.
Lu Qing: No problem.
18. What is the other party's problem?
Wu Chen: Everything is fine.
Lu Qing: Apart from being a little clingy, there's nothing wrong with me.
19. What kind of things would the other person do that would make you unhappy?
Wu Chen: Travel with those young punks who fawn over you indiscriminately.
Lu Qing: There is a difference between being jealous and being unhappy.
Waka: What's your answer?
Lu Qing: Hmm? It seems not yet.
20. What do you do that makes the other person unhappy?
Wu Chen: How could I possibly upset her?
Lu Qing: He just said a few words to a stranger, and that night... [Wu Chen forcibly covered her mouth]
21. To what extent has your relationship progressed?
Wu Chen: It's a husband-wife relationship.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
22. Where did the two people have their first date?
Wu Chen: She started dating as soon as she was born.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
23. What was the atmosphere like between the two of them back then?
Wu Chen: Can we skip this question?
Lu Qing: Weird! It's obvious he's lying.
24. To what extent had it progressed at that time?
Wu Chen: The opposite of nakedness.
Lu Qing: The degree to which the attempt to deceive someone failed.
25. Your favorite date spots?
Wu Chen: Famous chefs and restaurants in various regions.
Lu Qing: We're together every day, so it doesn't feel like we have any special dates.
26. What kind of preparations would you make for your partner's birthday?
Wu Chen: Accompany her to the place she recently wanted to go.
Lu Qing: Wash yourself clean.
27. Who confessed first?
Wu Chen: Of course it's me.
Lu Qing: Him.
28. How much do you like the other person?
Wu Chen: A fondness etched in one's eyes, heart, and bones.
Lu Qing: I like it very much.
29 So, do you love the other person?
Wu Chen: Your two questions are the same to me.
Lu Qing: I love you so much.
30. What would the other person say that would make you feel helpless?
Wu Chen: Once she opens her mouth, I'm helpless. There's no need to say anything special.
Lu Qing: As long as he stares at me, I'm helpless. I don't even need to say a word.
31. If you suspect that your partner is having an affair, what would you do?
Wu Chen: It must be the fault of that triggering factor. Just eliminate that triggering factor.
Lu Qing: Find someone else! Let's part amicably.
Wu Chen: You won't have that chance.
32. Is it possible to forgive the other person for changing their mind?
Wu Chen: What kind of questions are these? Why should I answer such a ridiculous assumption?
Lu Qing: I can do it, I have no problem.
Wu Chen: That's not possible.
33 What should I do if my date is more than an hour late?
Wu Chen: If you're late, hurry up and go find it. There's still an hour left; so much can happen in that time.
Lu Qing: He's often late when he's busy, but he always sends someone to let me know in advance, so I just entertain myself.
35. The other person's sexy expression?
Wu Chen: You wouldn't see it even if I told you.
Lu Qing: It was during that time [Wu Chen forcibly covers her mouth]
36. When you're with someone, what's the moment your heart races the most?
Wu Chen: As long as the environment allows and no one is around, it's possible [Lu Qing forcibly covers her mouth].
Lu Qing: When he started using words and actions.
38. What do you feel happiest doing?
Wu Chen: I am very happy when she is by my side.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
39. Have you ever argued?
Wu Chen: Not yet.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
What kind of arguments do the 40s have?
Waka poem: This question can be omitted.
How to reconcile after 41?
Waka poem: This question can also be omitted.
42. Would you still want to be lovers after being reincarnated?
Wu Chen: Of course.
Lu Qing: Although I can only admire other handsome men from afar, the answer is still - of course.
43. When do you feel loved?
Wu Chen: Always.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
44. How do you express your love?
Wu Chen: To prepare for a rainy day, let her do whatever she wants.
Lu Qing: Just stay with him.
45. When would you feel that "they no longer love me"?
Wu Chen: She left me to go out and have fun.
Lu Qing: Not yet.
46. What flower do you think would best match your partner?
Lu Qing: Magnolia denudata.
Wu Chen: The Flower of Spiritual Communication.
47. Are there things the two of them are hiding from each other?
Wu Chen: Can you ask some questions that won't cause trouble?
Lu Qing: Same as above.
48. What is the source of your feelings of inferiority?
Wu Chen: How could I have such a thing?
Lu Qing: He spoils me so much, why should I feel inferior?
49. Is their relationship public or secret?
Wu Chen: Everyone knows this.
50. Do you think your love for your partner can last forever?
Wu Chen: Of course.
Lu Qing: I'll listen to him.
51. Are you the attacker or the defender?
Wu Chen: This question doesn't really apply to us.
52. Why was this decision made?
Wu Chen: Determined by gender.
53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Wu Chen: Very satisfied.
Lu Qing covered her mouth and laughed.
54. Where did you first drive?
Wu Chen [face darkens]: You actually dragged it out until the very last chapter before finally delivering this breathtaking beauty!!!
Waka: Sigh, believe me, if I could, I could admire it from the very first page. But hx won't allow it! Even the chapter title containing "boat--drama" got censored! You're doing alright; there are people who haven't even opened it from beginning to end!
Wu Chen asked curiously: Who?
Audience member Gu Youzhen [extremely resentful]: Me!
55. How did you feel at the time?
Wu Chen: Absolutely breathtaking.
Lu Qing: Same as above, hehe.
56. What did the other person look like at that time?
Wu Chen: See question 35.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
57. What was the first thing you said the morning after your first time driving?
Wu Chen: Sleep for a while?
Lu Qing covered her mouth and laughed.
58. How many times do you drive per week?
Wu Chen: You're too gossipy.
Waka: Since we're not allowed to write anything below the neck anymore, how about just letting the readers fantasize a little?
Wu Chen: Daily exercise is beneficial to physical and mental development.
Lu Qing covered her mouth and laughed.
59. In your ideal scenario, how many times a week?
Wu Chen: It would be best to be able to do whatever you want.
Waka: The car is going a bit too fast, how about we slow down?
60 So, what kind of driving is it?
Wu Chen: You already said you can't write anything below the neck, why are you still asking!
61. What is your most sensitive spot?
Wu Chen: Places that cannot be written.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
62. What is the other person's most sensitive spot?
Wu Chen: Same as above.
Lu Qing: Same as above.
63. Describe the other person driving in one sentence?
Wu Chen thought for a moment: It's delicious.
Lu Qing: He wants to eat me.
64. To be honest, do you enjoy driving?
Wu Chen: If you don't like it, how can you stick to it every day?
Lu Qing: Of course.
65. Where do you usually drive?
Wu Chen: Of course it's our own bedroom. We're not perverts.
Lu Qing: Same location as above.
66. Which driving locations would you like to try?
Wu pondered for a long time: We've already tried everything that could be put into practice. What can't be put into practice is indeed difficult.
Lu Qing covered her mouth and laughed.
67. Should I take a shower before or after driving?
Wu Chen: We are cultivators, don't ask such mortal questions.
68. Are there any agreements when driving?
Wu Chen: What kind of agreement is needed for this?
Lu Qing: I hadn't thought about it.
69. Have you ever had sexual relations with anyone other than your partner?
Wu Chen: How is that possible?
Lu Qing: What do you think? The first thing I saw when I opened my eyes was him. Where was there any other chance?
Wu Chen raised an eyebrow: You want other opportunities?
Lu Qing: No, no, absolutely not.
70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea that "if you can't win someone's heart, at least you should win their body"?
Wu Chen: Of course I object.
Lu Qing: This idea is too perverted.
71. What would you do if the other person was raped by a thug?
Lu Qing: Haha, who has the guts?
Wu Chen: Impossible.
72. Do you feel embarrassed before driving? Or afterwards?
Wu Chen: I never feel embarrassed about anything.
Lu Qing: Why should I be embarrassed?
73. If a good friend says to you, "I'm lonely, so just tonight, please..." and asks you to get on the highway, what would you do?
Lu Qing: Haha, who? Yu Jitang? With him? Hahaha!
Wu Chen: I don't have that hobby.
Waka: You don't have any male friends?
Wu Chen: I don't need it.
74. Do you consider yourself a good driver?
Wu Chen: ...I will do my best in whatever I do.
Lu Qing: I'm good at enjoying myself.
75. And what about the other party?
Lu Qing: Hehe.
Wu Chen: She learns everything very quickly and very well.
76. What would you like to hear from the other person while driving?
Wu Chen: Refuses to answer.
Lu Qing: He talks quite a lot [Wu Chen covers her mouth]
77. What kind of expression do you prefer when someone is driving?
Wu Chen: I like them all.
Lu Qing: A beautiful person looks good no matter when.
78. Do you think it's okay to drive on the highway with someone other than your lover?
Wu Chen: No.
Lu Qing: Absolutely not.
79. Are you interested in SM?
Wu Chen: Her happiness is more important than my happiness, how could I bear to part with her?
Lu Qing: I don't want to try, I'm not interested.
80. If your partner suddenly stops demanding your body, what would you do?
Wu Chen: Identify problems and solve them.
Lu Qing: Should I ask my brother-in-law to take a look?
81. What is your opinion on rape?
Wu Chen: Shouldn't this be based on mutual attraction? Why use coercive means?
Lu Qing: I hate it, I don't like it.
82. What are the most painful things about driving?
Wu Chen: No.
Lu Qing: No.
83. What is the place where you feel you are speeding the most in all your driving experiences so far?
Wu Chen: Even if I answer, can you write it down, or can you write it down?
Lu Qing: I didn't understand.
84. Have you ever been actively tempted by someone?
Lu Qing forcibly covered Wu Chen's mouth.
85. What were the attackers' expressions at that time?
Wu Chen smiled.
86. Did the attacking side ever attempt to force their way onto the vehicle?
Wu Chen: How is that possible?!
87. What was the recipient's reaction at the time?
Lu Qing: They all say there isn't any left.
88. Does your current partner meet your ideal?
Wu Chen: That's her!
Lu Qing: Same as above!
Wu Chen watched MC frowning and flipping through his notebook: "Forget it. Even if you ask the questions below, you can't post them. You'll get locked up in the dark room. Know when to stop, sir."
Waka: Alas. When wandering the world, safety comes first. Alas, what can be done!
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