Chapter 33: The male insect mindlessly praised Parker. His voice was so excited that it split his legs: ...
Parker's voice cracked with excitement: "This is not a big deal!"
Lin Xi rolled his eyes. "What good news is this? If you said the military marshal was coming to inspect, I'd be happy. But he's just a male insect..."
Parker quickly interrupted, "Boss, you can just say these things in the dormitory, but don't tell anyone else!"
Lin Xi didn't care: "Why, could there be bugs that could eat me?"
Parker nodded. "Your Excellency is a treasure of the Empire. Not only the Marshal, but even the entire military is not as honorable as Your Excellency."
Lin Xi was a little bit unbelievable and suspected that Parker had drunk fake wine and was acting crazy.
"How could you say such crazy things? This is absolutely ridiculous!"
Parker looked at Lin Xi in shock. "Boss, what you said is ridiculous. You are the one that every female insect aspires to be. I'm not exaggerating. This is the truth!"
"Boss, isn't this a well-known fact? Why do you look so surprised?"
Lin Xi: “…”
Lin Xi touched her face. Really? Did he look surprised?
Lin Xi suddenly remembered a Zerg story he had read before the accident, but he read it because of the interstellar future theme, thinking it was a passionate, warlike and powerful story, but he didn't expect... it was just a bunch of shit.
In the Zerg tribe, males are superior and females are inferior. Females lick the males without any bottom line, help the evildoers, and allow the males to whip and abuse the females.
In Lin Xi's opinion, male insects are just a pile of garbage.
When Lin Xi came through, he knew that this was also a Zerg, but he never thought of associating it with the Zerg literature.
Reality is reality, fiction is fiction, how can the two be confused?
Now a bug comes and suddenly tells him that what he worries about is right, because novels are based on reality, and reality is so explosive.
Unfortunately, Lin Xi didn’t remember the content of the novel he had read. The first chapter explained some settings of the Zerg, so he threw it away without interest.
If he had known earlier, he should have taken a look at it. Maybe the novel has some connection with this world.
However, male insects live on advanced planets, a group of people destined to be rich and powerful. He worked hard to attend the military academy on the intermediate planet. He will never have any intersection with male insects in this life, so he subconsciously blocks out information about male insects.
But the premise is that there is no such thing as a routine inspection.
Lin Xi sighed slightly: "Forget it, anyway, I entered the military academy just to be a female soldier, not to see male insects."
Upon hearing this, Parker disagreed, saying, "Boss, aren't you putting the cart before the horse? Female soldiers come here to accumulate military merit, hoping to marry a good man in the future. How can I not go to see your Excellency during his routine inspection?"
"Accumulate military merits and marry a male insect?" Lin Xi was a little confused.
He understood marrying a male insect, but what did that have to do with accumulating military merit?
Parker nodded and said, "Female insects all want to enter military academy and become military concubines. Isn't it just to accumulate enough military merits to exchange for the opportunity to go on a blind date with a male insect?"
"The Empire stipulates that every male insect must marry at least one military female. This is a mandatory rule, so becoming a military female is every female insect's dream."
Parker showed a shy expression: "I am no exception."
"I'm going to work hard to accumulate military merits so that I can get a chance to go on a blind date with Mr. Xiongzi!"
Lin Xi's expression was indescribable: "Aren't you afraid of encountering a brutal male insect who will only whip and humiliate you?"
Parker disagreed: "We are female soldiers, with thick skin and flesh. What's wrong with being hit by you? You are delicate and weak, and the force of hitting insects doesn't hurt."
Lin Xi: “…”
Parker, this male insect, is really hopeless because of his mindless boasting.
Lin Xi couldn't bear to look at it: "Being a military daughter...is this all you can achieve?"
The female soldier's obsession with the male insect is truly hopeless.
Parker looked at Lin Xi and said excitedly, "Boss, isn't this soft and cute male insect attractive? How can you say he's useless?"
Many female insects strive to marry the male insect!
The female insects on low-level planets all want to be military females because it is the easiest for them to get ahead and it is also the only way for them to marry male insects.
The same is true for female insects in the intermediate star field.
Unlike the female insects in the advanced star fields, they are born with the ability to come into contact with male insects. They have many careers to choose from and have more skills to please male insects than military females.
Lin Xi shook her head: "She's a spoiled, useless piece of shit. I don't like her."
Parker's excitement was immediately stuck: "...Okay, boss, you are an outlier."
"But not all insects like female insects. We female insects still prefer male insects."
Lin Xi leaned back, resting her hands behind her head. "You're wrong. Male and female insects don't look much different. They have the same nose and eyes. If they were naked and stood next to each other, who would have more parts? What do you mean by a female insect's aesthetic taste is the same as a male insect's?"
Parker could reflect on what he said earlier, but when it comes to the extra parts, Parker really has a say: "The male insect does have an extra part, an extra tail hook than the female insect!"
Lin Xi choked, a little angry and embarrassed: "Isn't it just an extra tail? What's the big deal? I can also grow extra wings!"
Parker: "Boss, don't say that in front of the male insect. If you do, your insect wings might be dug out."
Lin Xi felt a chill on his back when he heard this: "I didn't curse you, I was telling the truth."
If Parker hadn't said it, Lin Xi would have almost forgotten the male insect's brutality and cruelty.
He doesn't have any special abilities, but he's very good at taking advantage of his power to bully others.
Parker said, "The law protects all rights of His Excellency the Male Insect from being violated. Anyone who disrespects His Excellency will be held accountable."
Lin Xi cursed, "Nonsense, a bunch of idiots with no skills but to complain and rip off..."
Parker quickly stepped forward to cover Lin Xi's mouth. Looking back, he found that the dormitory door was closed. He was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.
"Boss, you're so brave! If a male insect hears you say something like that, not only will you be in trouble, but all the insects in our dormitory will be in trouble too!"
Lin Xi made two "hmm" sounds before Parker released his hand that was covering her body.
Lin Xi himself is not afraid, but it is not his style to implicate other insects.
Parker's words were serious. Lin Xi felt a little uncomfortable and asked, "Is that really the case?"
Parker nodded very seriously.
Lin Xi said with a deep breath, "I was just angry for a moment. I wouldn't be like this outside."
Seeing Lin Xi compromise, Parker breathed a sigh of relief.
In fact, the boss's words really scared Parker to death. He subconsciously gave the other party a cold look. Fortunately, the boss didn't care.
"Boss, I guess the task of welcoming His Excellency may fall on you." Parker thought for a moment and said.
Lin Xi frowned: "Let me go? Why?"
First, he is not outstanding, and second, he doesn't like male insects. The college leaders must be crazy to hand things over to him.
Parker said, "Because you are very famous, Boss!"
Lin Xi: “…”
Lin Xi touched his nose embarrassedly. Did even the school leaders know that he liked female insects?
Parker continued, "Boss, you are still very outstanding. Your appearance is very much in line with the preferences of His Excellency the Male Insect. You have handsome features..."
Lin Xi's expression changed in a second, so he won the first place based on his appearance?
Parker: "The most important point is that you, Boss, prefer females. Even if your appearance suits the male's preferences, you won't be favored by him. Other females won't have to fight for this spot and then resent you for not being chosen."
Lin Xi: “…”
It turns out that he is just a tool bug.
Parker squeezed in next to Lin Xi and said, "Boss, how about you secretly take a few photos of your Excellency and show them to us?"
Lin Xi rolled his eyes, and it seemed as if he had become a member of the reception staff.
Lin Xi said: "This matter is not something I can decide. Maybe the leader doesn't think highly of me."
Parker was a little discouraged. "Yeah, maybe something unexpected will happen. Even if I'm chosen, if the male insect finds out about the hidden camera, I might get sued."
Lin Xi sneered when he heard this: "Parker, you are so nice to me!"
Parker covered his mouth awkwardly: "I was just talking, how could I let you really take the risk!"
After a while, Xander came back and Parker began to talk to Xander about the amazing good news.
Muas, on the other hand, came back a little late at night.
After opening the door, he found that all the insects were gathered in the living room. Lin Xi said, "You came back so late today. Is the instructor still doing extra training?"
Muas shook his head: "No, my instructor assigned me a task, so I came back a little late."
Lin Xi said: "Do you know what's been going on lately?"
Muas asked, "Is this the routine inspection by His Excellency the Male Insect?"
Lin Xi nodded: "This matter has been spread quite a lot. Is it true or false?"
Muas said, "It's true."
After saying that, he looked at Lin Xi's expression and found that the other party did not look excited, but Parker and Sander showed their emotions a little.
Parker was a little anxious: "Confirmed? Did you get any announcement or notice?"
Muas took out a process chart and said, "Nothing. The instructor asked me for something because of this."
Several insects gathered together and found that it was a flow chart prepared by the command system to welcome the male insect.
Lin Xi thought to himself, it’s so solemn, the welcoming ceremony for His Majesty the Insect Emperor must be about the same.
Muas took the process sheet and said, "Don't be envious. Each department will select representatives, and you might be selected too."
Lin Xi shook her head: "I don't care about this reception. It would be best if the instructor doesn't choose me."
Muas said, "It's every female insect's nature to chase after a male insect. Why are you resisting?"
This remark seemed to stir up a hornet's nest. Anger flashed across Lin Xi's face: "What do you mean by that?"
Muas said calmly, "It's nothing special. I'm just stating the facts."
Not knowing why the two bugs suddenly got angry, Parker and Sander saw that the situation was not good and quickly moved away from the battlefield.
Lin Xi frowned. He was not a native female insect. Even though he had the body of a female insect, he had a human soul inside. His attitude towards male insects was not as worshipful as those female insects.
Lin Xi said, "Fact? Are you saying that you are the same way. No matter how beautiful or ugly the other person is, or what their character is, or even if they are violent and tyrannical, it doesn't matter to you?"
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