Chu Yu's eyes turned cold, and she became extremely alert. Just when she thought the weasel spirit was about to launch a fierce attack on her, the weasel spirit suddenly turned around, turned its large rear end towards her, and shouted, "Heaven-shattering fart!"
With a loud "poof," a huge fart was released, and a cloud of murky yellow gas swept in like a hurricane, obscuring the entire courtyard.
Everyone: "...!!!"
Holy crap! His so-called ultimate move was just farting!!!
Tao Susu and Yang Yiyi were instantly knocked unconscious by the stench, and even the flowers and plants in the courtyard withered quickly from the stench. Only Chu Yu, who was holding the Demon-Subduing Umbrella, escaped the calamity under its protection.
Although Chu Yu wasn't directly affected by the stench, the smell still made her vomit a little, and she cursed the weasel spirit's ancestors for eighteen generations in her heart.
Several weasel underlings nearby excitedly ran out and showered the weasel spirit with praise: "Master is mighty and domineering, truly worthy of being called the Fart God!"
The weasel spirit stuck out its rear end and laughed smugly. Chu Yu got angry and threw out an explosive talisman. The talisman flew over and stuck to the weasel spirit's anus, exploding with a bang.
His buttocks were blown apart, and blood flowed freely.
The weasel spirit screamed in agony, clutching its bruised buttocks. Chu Yu gave it no chance to catch its breath, raising her hand and throwing out hundreds of talismans. The talismans transformed into a Yin-Yang Bagua formation in the air, and the formation burst forth with golden light, surrounding the weasel spirit.
The weasel spirit was suppressed by the formation, and its huge body shrank instantly back to its previous size. It was anxious to resist, but bolts of demon-slaying lightning erupted from the sky above the formation and struck it.
"Boom, boom, boom..."
After a deafening roar, the weasel demon was charred black from the blow, its demonic power rapidly dissipating. Another strike would soon annihilate it.
Ignoring the pain, he knelt down in terror and begged for mercy: "Don't kill me, Master, spare my life!"
The weasels outside the formation were so frightened that they knelt down and begged for mercy.
Chu Yu ignored their pleas for mercy and said with a gloomy face, "These wicked monsters cannot be spared. Today is your death day."
The weasel spirit hurriedly cried and explained, "I didn't harm anyone. It was the young master of the Sheng family who harmed me before. I was just taking revenge."
With tears of fear in his eyes, he told Chu Yu about what happened three months ago.
The weasel spirit was named Huang Dalu. He originally cultivated in the mountains and was the leader of the weasel clan of that generation.
He cultivated himself to a high level, and at the age of eight hundred, he successfully passed through the tribulation of lightning and entered the stage of seeking official recognition.
Asking for a blessing is a test for Wong Tai Sin. According to tradition, they will stand by the roadside and ask passersby what they look like.
If passersby say they look like immortals, they can immediately ascend to immortality; if they say they look like weasels, their attempt to obtain an official title fails, and they will be returned to their original form.
That night, he ran expectantly to the crossroads leading down the mountain, waiting for passersby to ask for his blessing.
Coincidentally, the young master of the Sheng family took a group of people camping in the mountains. The group ate and drank heavily on the mountain. After getting drunk, he left the campsite and went to the woods to urinate. As soon as he came out, Huang Dalu came up to him ingratiatingly and said, "Good evening, sir. What do I look like?"
Sheng Zi'ang looked at Huang Dalu, who was dressed as a weasel in human clothes. He suddenly remembered the folk legend of Huang Daxian asking for a title, and he was immediately seized by a wicked urge. He said sarcastically, "I think you look like a pile of dung!"
Wang Dalu looked shocked.
Throughout history, there has never been a time when Wong Tai Sin went to ask for a blessing, and passersby would say he looked like a pile of dung.
To his astonishment, Sheng Ziang walked away with a grin, and shortly after he left, with a bang, Huang Dalu really did turn into a pile of excrement.
After that, he was exposed to the wind and sun in the woods in the form of a pile of excrement until he recovered to his former appearance three months later.
His attempt to obtain an official title failed, and he lost his chance to become an immortal. Feeling resentful, he descended the mountain to seek revenge on Sheng Zi'ang.
He first made Sheng Ziang seriously ill, causing him to suffer from the pain, and then put him into a state of apparent death, causing his whole family to suffer.
"If Sheng Ziang hadn't gone too far and made me do shit for three months, suffering terribly, how could I have possibly sought revenge on him? Waaah... I had no choice."
Huang Dalu's tearful accusation.
Chu Yu frowned slightly; all of this was caused by Sheng Zi'ang's own misdeeds.
She glanced at the unconscious Yang Yiyi, and thinking of this ghost marriage, asked unhappily, "Since that's the case, the grievances should be settled by the perpetrators, why don't you just find Sheng Zi'ang? Why do you have to find someone else to marry and harm innocent people?"
Huang Dalu wiped away his tears and explained helplessly, "I didn't ask them to do this marriage to ward off bad luck. The Sheng family invited a Taoist priest, who was just a charlatan. He did a random ritual and then suggested that the Sheng family find a woman to marry so that Sheng Zi'ang would have company in the afterlife."
I originally disagreed, but the bride is beautiful, gentle and kind. After being single for hundreds of years, I suddenly became lustful and wanted to go with the flow, have sex with the bride, and then take her back to the mountains to live. But I didn't expect you to ruin everything.
Master, I know I was wrong. I will never dare to provoke any human girl again.
Huang Dalu pleaded with a face full of remorse.
Chu Yu narrowed her eyes slightly: "That's all just your side of the story. Who knows if you're lying?"
Huang Dalu immediately swore an oath, and in order to save his life, he gritted his teeth, spat out an inner core, and respectfully handed it over.
"This is my inner core. You can leave it here for now. If I utter even the slightest lie, you can crush it immediately and make my soul vanish."
Chu Yu raised her hand, and the inner core flew into her palm. She examined it carefully; it was a genuine inner core. She cast a spell on it and said, "Since that's the case, I'll spare your life for now."
Chu Yu made hand seals and withdrew the formation. Instantly, the golden light dissipated, and the lightning that attacked Huang Dalu also disappeared.
Huang Dalu collapsed to the ground, weeping bitterly at the loss of life.
His henchmen rushed forward to help him up, and together they embraced and wept bitterly.
Chu Yu, preoccupied with the important matter, threw out two sobering talismans, which landed on Yang Yiyi and Tao Susu respectively.
The two quickly regained consciousness, and the moment they opened their eyes, they both vomited with a gag.
Tao Susu angrily cursed, "That son of a bitch, how dare he fart! It stinks so badly, it's suffocating this old lady!"
Chu Yu stepped forward, patted her on the back, and said to her, "I have already subdued the weasel spirits. You should take them back to my fourth senior brother's place and lock them up. They will be released after this matter is resolved."
Tao Susu pulled out a silk handkerchief to wipe her mouth, looked at Huang Dalu and his henchmen, and hesitated: "They won't fart again, will they?"
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