Chapter 100 You're pretty miserable
Jiang Qiu looked over following the sound.
The narration sounded,
"Now, please invite our courtesan to dance for everyone."
Jiang Qiu raised his eyebrows.
This introduction is quite modern.
As the music started, a beautiful woman in a dancing dress suddenly appeared in the center of the stage of Yaoyue Pavilion.
Jiang Qiu sighed for once.
I didn't expect to see such a gentle girl in the Northern Demon Clan.
Just sighing like this,
The dancing style of the girls on the stage suddenly changed.
She actually disliked the skirt being in the way, and boldly lifted it up, crossed her legs, and danced on the stage in public, waving her sleeves, accompanied by her voice -
"Oppa just killed him"
"Just killed him,"
"Then why don't you fight with your mother's family..."
As the woman danced wildly and sang with a voice that was still in tune but out of control, Jiang Qiu's pupils trembled!!!
What?
Jiangnan
He actually heard Gangnam Style here?
After the dance, the courtesan bowed shyly.
"I would like to dedicate the song 'My Mother's Home' to everyone."
Jiang Qiu: ""
After saying that, the courtesan proudly raised her eyebrows at a man in the audience. The man had a cold and stern face throughout the whole process.
Although Jiang Qiu didn't know who this man was, he always felt that the relationship between the two was unusual!
It would be better for him not to acknowledge his relatives in person now. This kind of thing should be done secretly.
Just based on the song "My Mother's Home", Jiang Qiu was already 80% certain that the courtesan on the stage must be a modern compatriot.
As the courtesan left the stage, Jiang Qiu quickly slipped over and followed her backstage.
The courtesan had just finished her performance and had already walked into the room. Jiang Qiu was about to go in when a group of secret guards suddenly appeared from nowhere and drew their swords against him. Jiang Qiu was unable to get close to him for a moment. He sighed in his heart that this fellow villager was doing well and had a secret bodyguard. He could only say:
"Don't do it, I'm an old friend of your oiran."
The secret guards looked at each other and sneered.
"Old friend? There are many people who are close to our courtesan. I advise you not to take such a risky move. She is not someone a poor little white face like you can approach."
Jiang Qiu: ".........."
Pretty boy?
Poor and useless?
It’s okay to praise him for being handsome, but please don’t say he’s poor, okay?
He now has a bag of spirit stones, and yet you say he's poor?
Do these secret guards have any sense?
"Just leave. The oiran won't see you."
Jiang Qiu: "How do you know she won't see me?"
"Let's go, let's go."
The voice of the courtesan came from inside the door: "Who is it?"
Secret Guard: "I'm telling you to leave. Do you hear me?"
In a hurry, Jiang Qiu had no choice but to shout out:
"Girl, I'm your friend. I've met you in Gangnam Style."
The secret guards were about to push Jiang Qiu away.
The door opened with a clang, revealing the beautiful face of the courtesan.
Gangnam Style
Jiang Qiu blinked: "Yes."
Jiang Qiu narrowed his eyes: "How are you?"
The courtesan's eyes flickered slightly, and a lewd smile appeared on her beautiful face: "I'm Fine, thank you, and you"
The secret guards looked at each other: ""
.......
Half an hour later,
Jiang Qiu sat in the courtesan's fragrant room and laughed out loud. This NPC-style Chinese reply was of course a compatriot, but what surprised Jiang Qiu was that after some awkward chat, this compatriot turned out to be his director.
Jiang Qiu couldn't believe that the beautiful woman in front of him was connected with the otaku in his impression.
The otaku director who didn't go out for half a month just to study how to direct a masterpiece actually traveled through time and space and became a woman?
Jiang Qiu looked at the director's graceful figure and said quietly:
"You seem to have made a killing by dressing up as a girl. It feels good to experience the dream you've never had in eight lifetimes of being a bachelor, right?"
The director looked distressed, "Don't say it, it's all painful. You're lucky you can still wear your original body. You look in this state and it's indistinguishable from your original appearance."
"Really? At least in this world of immortal heroes, we've saved a few million on injections! Look at how good the skin is."
Director: “…I don’t see any difference.”
Jiang Qiu was amused. "Don't be sad, you deserve it. I told you that we had a destiny because we had the same name. So, are you getting your comeuppance now?"
The director lamented, "I didn't expect the mechanism could actually be triggered. This kind of once-in-a-millennium time travel actually exists. But I'm much worse off than you. You have a system and a cheat code, but I have nothing right now."
"Are you kidding me? There's nothing. Don't you have a system? I relied on the system's prompts to find out you had a system."
The director said: “…”
"Stop talking. It's all tears. I did have it, but my system is totally unreliable. Halfway through the update, it broke down. They said the system was damaged and it's offline. I can't go back now. I have to pay a lifetime debt here."
Jiang Qiu: ""
I thought my system was unreliable enough, but I didn't expect there would be something even more unreliable.
As expected, the excellence of a system depends entirely on the comparison with its peers.
It seems that his system is still quite useful.
But, what did he just say? Pay off a lifetime debt?
"Director Chu, what do you mean by paying off a lifetime debt?"
At this point, there was another sigh. After the director's heartbreaking cry, Jiang Qiu finally understood.
It turns out that the director was in the body of a female immortal cultivator named "Zhang Chuchu" when he first entered the book.
Nai He was just an ordinary female cultivator. She wanted to collect a hundred kinds of spiritual herbs according to the system's instructions and then return to her original world. Unexpectedly, when she was halfway through picking, she was suddenly caught in the turmoil of a war between immortals and demons. A demon cultivator with a cold face suddenly started killing everyone. She hid in the bushes just to escape secretly, but her system suddenly broke down and she was caught on the spot by the demon cultivator and sold to Yaoyue Pavilion.
Jiang Qiu felt extremely sympathetic, "Then you're pretty miserable."
Zhang Chuchu shook her head. "No, it's not so bad. Although I was sold, it's more like I was kept. Those secret guards were all sent by him. He said that as long as I danced for him a hundred times here, I could leave."
Jiang Qiu: ""
Suddenly I felt that Director Chu was also quite stupid.
He wouldn't really believe it, would he?
Of course, he had no idea that he had been fooled like this many times before...
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