Chapter 4: The Sky-dropping Silly Cup System
When Jiang Qiu was about to be sucked into hypoglycemia, Feng Li finally agreed to let go.
In his dizziness, Jiang Qiu saw Feng Li's scarlet eyes slowly return to their normal color. He was really a little dizzy, so dizzy that he didn't think Feng Li was so scary anymore.
Feng Li wiped the corner of his lips, thinking of what his subordinate had just said, "What did you say too fast?"
Jiang Qiu thought about how he had imagined the iron-straight Demon Lord to be a homosexual, and his face flushed immediately. He dared not bring it up again.
"Nothing, nothing, nothing at all."
Feng Li: “Hmm?”
"You can leave now."
You tell him to get out after you're done with him. Do you think he's easy to mess with?
If you mess with me, you're like kicking cotton!
Seeing Feng Li's raised eyebrows, he was obviously more satisfied after sucking blood, and his expression calmed down a little. Jiang Qiu had so much blood sucked away and still hadn't received any salary. He was in a bad mood and suddenly felt angry: "Your Majesty, if I had known you had this need, I would have rubbed my neck putty properly. I didn't rub my neck. I'm sorry."
Sure enough, Feng Ligang's happy face suddenly turned dark.
"roll"
Naturally, Jiang Qiu was swung out by Feng Li, and with a bang, he fell on his butt and grimaced.
A body that has been cultivated is resistant to damage!
Jiang Qiu rubbed his butt and stood up from the ground, limping towards his residence. Before he arrived, he met the right protector.
The moment the Right Guardian saw him, his expression froze indescribably, and he asked in a trembling voice:
"Third brother, Your Majesty...you and Your Majesty..."
At that moment, Jiang Qiu's brain, which was full of garbage, immediately understood what the right protector meant. He straightened up and said unhappily, "What are you looking at? I fell down. What are you thinking about every day?"
The Right Guardian looked confused. "What? You just fell? You're fine! There have been so many strange things this year, and you're the first one to walk out of His Majesty's bedroom. None of the people we looked for before could handle you."
He looked pensive again and muttered, "Third brother is still strong enough to come once a day without any problem."
“…”
Jiang Qiu fell down completely.
What kind of vicious words are these? Just talking about sucking blood makes my face turn red.
Why didn’t I realize when I read the article before that the Right Protector was born with the ability to tempt people to think in a crooked way.
Jiang Qiu finally understood why the Right Protector had no girlfriends. He sighed deeply and patted the Right Protector's shoulder weakly: "Second brother, it's better for you to be less talkative in the future. You don't have to speak if you don't know how to speak."
Jiang Qiu returned to his residence and buried his head in the pillow, recalling what had happened. Feng Li was a lunatic. He shouted "I like you" in desperation. In fact, this was really not credible. He was not stupid enough to think that Demon Lord Feng Li would believe his words.
As for why Demon Lord Feng Li let him go, was it because his unusual behavior had rekindled his madness, making him feel amused? Did he think letting him go would be too easy, so he turned him into a mobile blood bag? Did he find it addictive after sucking him twice? Wasn't his powerful body able to withstand the effects afterward? So he simply spared his life?
Jiang Qiu thought about it over and over, but he still couldn't figure it out. Who could possibly guess what Fengpi was thinking? After all, being with a king is like being with a tiger. He really didn't want to be around someone who could bite him at any time.
Ah! My life is over!
[Not yet, the system has just been updated, and now this system is at your service. ]
Jiang Qiu froze, "What's talking?"
[Don't look for it, host, this system is in your brain. ]
Oh, the system.
Ah, system?
Jiang Qiu's eyes widened. Yes, even traveling through a book could happen, so how could there be no system? This series of experiences made him feel very aggrieved. He immediately denounced this irresponsible system.
Jiang Qiu: [What did you say your name was?]
System: [...feels comfortable to wear]
Jiang Qiu: [Feeling good in the disguise? You're not ashamed to say you feel good in the disguise? Look at how good I feel in the disguise now! Everyone who transmigrates into a book becomes a prince or a crown prince. Once the cheat code works, they're incredibly happy. At the very least, they're the protagonist, right? Why should I be a mere cannon fodder, with a bad start? If it weren't for my wit, would you even have the chance to talk to your host? Besides, did you get the person's consent to transmigrate into the book? You just transmigrated without any hesitation. What a lousy system! Call your head system! I need to have a fight with him.]
[No, there is only one system called "wearing comfortably", and all of this has been agreed to by the host.]
"I agree, how did I agree? This is simply fabricated. What fool would agree to be dressed as cannon fodder..." Jiang Qiu suddenly stopped talking here, because he remembered a very coincidental point. He wanted to say whether he had said that he agreed.
Jiang Qiu remembered that when he was still a reader, he was shocked by the plot of a subordinate falling in love with the boss's wife. He immediately wrote a long and angry YY article. The content was roughly that if he was the left protector, he would definitely help his master to work hard and reach the pinnacle of life. Who would be so stupid as to be unable to walk when seeing the heroine? In his demon world, there are no beautiful girls... He copied and pasted twelve accusations like this, filling the comment area and receiving more than 3,000 likes.
However, the author Liang Liang, who had never been seen before, said, "If you can do it, go ahead."
Jiang Qiu almost suspected that the screenwriter and the novel's author were in cahoots with each other after hearing the line "If you can do it, then do it." He angrily said, "Okay, if you have the guts, let me do it."
【Is it possible?】
[Yes, you're right. This system was created because of the readers' anger. Based on the anger value, you, the host, are ranked first and have been selected to become the best lucky viewer.]
What a lucky audience.
I've never won the lottery in my life, and I'm always prone to bad luck.
Jiang Qiu roared helplessly: "Oh my God, I will never call you grandpa again. You really treat me like your grandson..."
[I want to go home, let me put it back on right now.]
[No, you can't go back now. You can only return to the real world after completing the main quest. Otherwise, you will have to stay in the novel world forever.]
[Oh, that's not right. The host only has one trial card. If you fail to complete the mission this time, you will receive the ultimate punishment from the system and eventually turn into a wisp of smoke in the world of fiction.]
A wisp of smoke, you are quite cultured.
The corner of Jiang Qiu's mouth twitched. It was the first time he could describe a system as despicable.
Jiang Qiu: [If you have something to say, please speak up. What exactly is the main quest?]
Ding ding ding,
A large screen suddenly appeared in front of Jiang Qiu, with three lines of words written on it:
Assist the Demon Lord,
Strategy for the Demon Lord,
Lead the Demon Lord to the pinnacle of his career and complete the satisfaction of this article.
He could understand two of them, but was the middle one a daze? A strategy to capture the Demon Lord?
"Are you serious? You want me to conquer the Demon Lord?"
The system didn't seem to want to talk to him. It was silent for two seconds before responding, "How can I gain favorability without strategy? How can I lead someone to the pinnacle of their career without gaining favorability?"
Indeed, given the current situation, he had to work hard to become the confidant of Demon Lord Feng Li, so that he could have the opportunity to help the Demon Lord reach the pinnacle of his career. Who knows, he might even have plenty of girls to hug in the future. Jiang Qiu woke up with a beautiful laugh.
But he suddenly felt a headache again. He was afraid that he would not be able to conquer the girl and would accidentally offend Feng Li and fail halfway.
[The system detects that the Demon Lord's favorability towards you is currently 10, and the character's satisfaction is 100. Host, keep up the good work.]
Jiang Qiu was bored. He had sucked his blood, but his favorability was only 10. What the hell was the character's coolness? What was the maximum value?
Jiang Qiu wanted to ask, but the system seemed to have lost power and didn't respond after that.
Irresponsible garbage system!
I want to complain!!!
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