Chapter 73 Super super super rare card draw!
System smile: [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a super super super rare draw card - the Electric Hips skill.]
The system explained warmly: "My electricity, his electricity, lightning and thunder, are not as good as your PG butt. Even a nine-turn large intestine can soften it, and it feels refreshing and numb. Super super super invincible electric butt master, quality guaranteed, super high experience, permanent power storage, host, you deserve it."
【Is it super enough? 】
Jiang Qiu's eyelids twitched violently.
【........This is really amazing! 】
Jiang Qiu: [Are you kidding me? You're calling this a ridiculous thing a super rare skill? And you're calling it world domination? Am I out of my mind, or are you?]
System: [Ah Ba Ah Ba Ah Ba Ah Ba, rebound.]
[The host is behind the times. Your thinking is still stuck on traditional skills. This is the new and best-selling skill now. It's super popular and fair to everyone.]
Jiang Qiu: [..........]
Can I not have it?
System: [No, once drawn, the funds will be credited to your account within one minute.]
After talking for so long, Jiang Qiu suddenly felt a tingling sensation in his butt. He pressed it but... it seemed like... there was no feeling?
[By the way, how do you actually use this frivolous thing of yours? Could you at least give me an instruction manual?]
System: [This is so embarrassing, I can't explain it, host, please experience it slowly!]
Jiang Qiu: [... Damn, this is crazy. I feel like I've been ripped off. What should I do?]
The system went offline, and Jiang Qiu felt that his people were about to die. After working so hard for so long, the gift package he got was such a thing?
The god who just brightened up has become dark again...
No, is there something wrong with the system?
He is now afraid to go out. Will this thing cause sparks to fly wherever it touches?
Jiang Qiu recalled a magical scene in his mind.
[PG is on fire, that's really super. ]
In the end, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch twice, and he stopped thinking deeply. He was really afraid that if he continued thinking like this, he would scare himself to death.
But the only good thing is that Jiang Qiu seems to feel that his PP is not so painful anymore.
Could this thing have healing effects?
Jiang Qiu lay there, with no other thoughts in his mind. He just wanted to lie there quietly, but...
Unexpected things happen in life, and God just doesn't want you to be a useless person.
Jiang Qiu had just laid down for a short while when the old sword spirit came running over and woke him up.
【It’s really just one word—absolute.】
Can I take a break?
Jiang Qiu looked at the old sword spirit in front of him with doubt, who was supposed to stay beside Feng Li obediently. His eyebrows twitched in doubt.
"Old Senior, why are you here with me? Can you come out of your sword body now?"
The old sword spirit looked particularly anxious. "Little kid, don't worry about anything else. I'm here to tell you some bad news."
Jiang Qiu: "What bad news?" Is there any worse news in the world than him being a miserable male supporting role?
The old sword spirit leaned over to his ear and said something like this and that.
Jiang Qiu's eyes gleamed with brilliance!
The old sword spirit looked at Jiang Qiu, whose grin was widening. Confused, what was going on? Didn't he have a sense of crisis? Why was he getting more and more excited?
This is not bad news at all, it is great news.
He didn't expect that the Northern Territory plot in the original text would come so soon.
Originally in the original text, this plot was quite late.
Is it because of me that a series of events happened earlier?
But it doesn’t matter.
Jiang Qiu was not very interested in this plot before, but now he is very interested in it.
Why? Because Jiang Qiu was eager for Feng Li to go to the Northern Territory as soon as possible, to be entangled by the Northern Territory Princess as soon as possible, to forget him as soon as possible, and even better, to get tired of him.
In this way, Jiang Qiu can escape from the sea of suffering.
He believed that with so many beauties in the Northern Territory, Feng Li, the boy who had been like a tree that had never blossomed for a hundred years, would definitely open up a new world.
Old Sword Spirit: "Why do I feel like you, little kid, seem even more excited after hearing this?"
Jiang Qiu pretended to be miserable, "No, I'm very sad. You know, when people are extremely sad, they will laugh."
Old Sword Spirit: “........”
Jiang Qiu continued his acting, "I feel heartache for you, Your Majesty. I feel sad for you, but I'm just a subordinate, powerless and powerless. I can only silently feel sorry for you (for a second). I think you should just let your Majesty rest assured. Jiang Qiu will definitely wait for you in the Demon Palace and make all the arrangements for the demons. When you return safely, I'll be your back!"
Jiang Qiu spoke passionately, and in order to show his determination to share his worries, he pointed one hand to the sky - the ceiling of the Demon Palace.
Old Sword Spirit: This kid, he wants to make this kid feel a sense of crisis. There are so many beauties in the Northern Territory, how can this kid be so careless? No... I still have to help them. The young people nowadays are really worrying! Thinking back to the past...
Jiang Qiu didn't know what the old sword spirit was thinking. If he knew, he would probably spit out a mouthful of blood.
He angrily smashed the ceiling on the spot, "Old Deng, it turns out that it was you, Old Deng, who had been ruining his bright future and his confidant's plans."
Unfortunately, Jiang Qiu doesn’t have the ability to read minds, so he really doesn’t know.
As a result, Jiang Qiu, who had just been crossed out, became bright again.
At the same time, the system that had just tricked him also took the opportunity to emerge.
Although Jiang Qiu was very angry, he was a stranger in a foreign land, and only the system was closest to him.
It will pass after a little anger.
Jiang Qiu opened his eyes and asked, "What? Another mission?"
The system nodded: [As expected of the host, you can predict the future so well.]
Being flattered by a system is definitely not a good thing. Sometimes he really doubts whether this system is a real person?
He speaks in a very different way.
Jiang Qiu raised his eyebrows: [Tell me, what is the mission this time? ]
System: [This mission is very simple. We've detected that the capture target is currently in an extremely unhappy state. The host can take advantage of this opportunity to improve the protagonist's happiness.]
Of course he's unhappy that he's going to the Northern Territory. He can't complete this mission, right?
He is not an elder, so he cannot cancel the decision of Feng Li being sent to the Northern Territory!
But when the system finished telling him this and that,
Jiang Qiu fell into deep thought.
Is this really possible?
System: [Of course, as long as Qin Shang is unhappy, the target will be happy, and you, the host, will gain 1000 points of protagonist happiness.]
Jiang Qiu thought for a moment, then silently accepted the task. "Alright." Feng Li was about to leave for the Northern Territory anyway, so he might as well consider this as compensation.
Although the electric hip skill sounds so unreliable, if he can get 1,000 points of satisfaction this time, he can still buy other emergency skills, which will also be convenient for him to complete tasks in the future!
But when Jiang Qiu took on this task and looked at the detailed requirements issued on the system screen,
Jiang Qiu.....I was so dumbfounded!!!
System, do you really have to score twice like this?
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