Chapter 202: Who would believe it? "He's still a graduate student studying abroad,...
Chapter 202: Laughter is born, who believes it?
Parting is always sad.
The three brothers deliberately livened up the atmosphere and tried to make the farewell look more relaxed.
However, as the wheels turn, we still have to face separation.
The jeep stopped near the meeting point.
Some people who had arrived early were whispering with their family and friends, saying goodbye, or hugging each other and wiping away tears.
Yan Jiuru couldn't help but stroked his brother's head, and reminded him again: "Call home when you get there."
"Don't handle any hardship on your own. Call us, brothers! As long as the Earth isn't destroyed, we can find a solution!"
"Puff~"
Rushan smiled and stroked his brother's head to satisfy himself. He hadn't touched it for a long time since he grew up.
"Brother is right. There are all kinds of people in the army. We shouldn't bully others, but we shouldn't let others bully us either. However, I'm not worried about you being bullied. We should get along well with each other."
"Also, I estimate you'll be staying for at least three to five years. If you're looking for a partner, be as selective as possible. Don't look for someone who's too picky.
We are from the countryside, so we should tell people as soon as possible and not do anything that will be disrespectful to them.
Otherwise, there will be quarrels and fights in the future, and the whole family will suffer."
Rusong turned around and laughed. "Big brother, look at Second Brother. This cultured person is always scheming! He just asked me to play the pig and eat the tiger, and he made it seem like he was helpless."
"Tsk, you don't know what's good for you!
This is the earnest advice I, your second brother, have carefully selected for you!"
"If you don't listen to the advice of the elderly, you will suffer the consequences, you know."
The two brothers were arguing with each other.
Yan Jiuru unfastened the handbrake of the jeep and took out a thick pile of things wrapped in newspapers, as thick as bricks, and stuffed it into the little brother's pocket: "Everything else is prepared for you at home. Here is ten thousand yuan, take it."
"Brother, I don't want it. I'm not short of money!" Rusong quickly declined.
"Take it!" Yan Jiuru glared.
"You have some money, big brother, how could you not know?
These aren't for you to spend now. Keep them for later use."
Rushan patted his younger brother and signaled him not to be stubborn.
He also pulled out a large backpack from the side of the seat and took out a few cigarettes and boxes of tea from it: "These are all prepared by your second sister-in-law and me.
Both cigarettes and tea come in two grades: high and low.
I don't know much about your base, but most leaders fall into two categories: either they like to smoke or drink tea, or they like at least one of the two."
"You can keep the high-end ones here to give to others, and occasionally smoking with colleagues will also help to communicate."
Yan Jiuru took a look and saw nothing particularly eye-catching, so he said, "Your second brother and sister-in-law are very thoughtful. Take it."
Rushan stuffed the "brick" in as well.
Yan Jiuru looked at the bulging backpack. In addition to cigarettes and tea, there were also a lot of sausages, candies, chocolates and other things in it.
"Put away some of what needs to be put away, and leave some outside. People's hearts are hidden, so be more careful."
He had just given his younger brother a storage talisman, and the space was big enough so it would be no problem to stuff a little more in.
Rusong couldn't resist his two brothers, so he had to accept it.
When he left home, he was already carrying two large bags, and there were still so many things in the talisman, but they were all heavy gifts from his family, and he liked them very much.
"Be smart."
The eldest and second brothers began to "teach" their younger brother the ways of the world when traveling abroad, passing on their own life experiences which were not yet rich enough.
"Don't listen to the nonsense that suffering a loss is a blessing. Earn what you deserve and get what you deserve, and compete normally."
"That's right, whoever told you that suffering a loss is a blessing, then give it to him."
"As long as it's not a military order, don't be the first to rush forward. Observe first..."
You talk and I talk, as if you can't wait to pass on all your life experiences to your younger brother.
***
No matter how many farewell words there are, they will eventually be said. Seeing the officers coming to the assembly point, it was probably time for the team to set off.
After tidying up their luggage again, the three of them got off the bus and walked towards the crowd at the gathering point.
Rusong's group of people set out differently from the conscription group. They were all assigned there after graduating from colleges and universities, and there were only a dozen of them.
However, the people who came to see them off had at least two or three people from each family, which was several times more than the number of people who were leaving.
“Beep—”
The assembly whistle sounded, and a dozen young men in military uniforms quickly lined up, without a single woman among them.
The Yan Jiuru brothers stood beside the troop carrier and watched. Rushan sighed softly, "No wonder people say that even sows are scarce in places like the base, let alone women.
If a lesbian were here, she would be a huge crowd pleaser, and who cares about her personality or temper?"
Yan Jiuru...
Soon, a dozen people who had lined up came running over to pedal.
Yan Jiuru and Rushan sent their younger brother to the troop carrier. After they had packed up the backpacks and luggage, they finally gave him instructions: "There are four backpacks in total. Your name and number are written on each one. Remember to take care of them when we change vehicles. Fill your water bottle with water. Take care of yourself."
"Remember to call home!"
"Yeah. Big brother, second brother, goodbye!"
"Don't worry, I'll be fine—"
The sound dissipated in the rumble of the troop carrier disappearing into the distance.
As brothers for more than 20 years, the originally vague memories of their time together have become clearer.
Rushan squatted on the ground, holding his head and sobbing.
Yan Jiuru wanted to call his second brother to get up, but suddenly he felt a little itchy at the corners of his nose and eyes. He wiped it away casually, and found that it was tears that he didn't know when he had shed tears!
Damn!
Yan Jiuru took advantage of the fact that everyone who was seeing him off was releasing their emotions and quickly wiped it twice.
"Let's go~" He pulled his second brother into the car and left. If they continued to stay in this place, they would be in big trouble.
***
"Are you going to work or going home?"
"Let's go home first. Xiaojing and I have both taken leave today. Let's go to work tomorrow."
Yan Jiuru nodded, he also took a day off today.
Then there was a long silence.
"How's your company doing now?" It was at least thirty minutes from the meeting point to home, and he couldn't go home sadly. Yan Jiuru started the conversation first.
Rushan leaned back in his chair, trying to calm himself down, and replied, "It's still the same. But brother, the higher-ups talked to me a few days ago and want to transfer me to a lower-level group as a manager."
Yan Jiuru glanced at his younger brother. Thirty years old is the right age to start a career. He has the academic qualifications and talents, so it is normal for him to be promoted.
"Do you want to go?"
Rushan shook his head slightly, "Those groups below do earn more than our government agencies, but I think the personnel factions are quite complicated.
I didn't get involved anywhere, and I was dropped in unexpectedly... I didn't really want to get involved."
Yan Jiuru turned on the turn signal, turned the corner and said, "Then let's not go! Our family doesn't lack that little money.
In places where there are many factions, either the east wind prevails over the west wind or the west wind prevails over the east wind. It is impossible to control the situation without a tornado.
I don't have the connections, and if I get involved rashly, I might get ganged up on and get rid of you. There's no need for that."
"Yeah, I think so too."
"By the way, brother, I heard you opened two more factories?"
"Yeah."
Rushan turned around to look at his elder brother in surprise: "It's not up there..."
Yan Jiuru patted the steering wheel and said with a smile: "It is indeed not allowed by policy, but I have specially approved it.
Besides, the factory is still under the name of my old company, and from now on, except for management fees, most of the factory's profits will be donated to the state, with the remaining half going to the factory and the other half going to me personally."
"Brother, are you taking risks again?!" Rushan is not a child anymore. He must have made great contributions to get special approval for such a thing.
But what great achievement doesn’t cost one’s life?
"Don't tell my parents and grandparents about this!" Yan Jiuru patted the steering wheel, "Don't worry, I know what's going on."
His contributions are great, so great that it would be a sin to not reward him enough. He is not stupid.
His request seems difficult to fulfill, but it is not impossible. It gives his superiors an opportunity to reward him, which is convenient for both parties.
After a few days of gloomy atmosphere at home, life went on.
Everyone who should go to work should go to work, and everyone who should study should study.
My parents were also missing the pigs, chickens, ducks, geese and other things in their hometown, so they packed up and went back home.
***
Time flew to the end of September, and Chen Yin and her second brother's wife's due dates arrived one after another.
The two of them were admitted to the hospital two or three days in advance to prepare for the birth of their child, and Yan Niang rushed back with a lot of luggage to take care of her two daughters-in-law.
She even took the trouble to bring a few old hens from her hometown, which clucked all the way, making the brothers Yan Jiuru and Rushan laugh and cry.
"Mom, you don't mind bringing chickens all the way here.
There are chicken farmers around Yancheng, so just buy a few."
Yan Niang glared at her son and said, "What do you know? The chickens we raise at home either eat bran or dig for worms in the mountains. They are very nutritious."
City dwellers have a hard time feeding themselves, so what good food can they feed their chickens?
After receiving a scolding, the two brothers rubbed their noses and obediently put the few "nutritious chickens" into the jeep and took them home.
Yan Niang rested at home for one night and went to see her two daughters-in-law the next day.
***
Room 303, Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, a military hospital in Xishan.
Chen Yan and her sister-in-law happened to live in a double room, which saved them a lot of unnecessary trouble.
Although the two sisters-in-law became pregnant about a month apart, Chen Yin was pregnant with twins again, and her due date was earlier than usual, so they were almost ready to give birth together.
Yan Niang took out a bunch of peaches from her net bag and said, "A few years ago, your father and I planted some peach trees on the hillside. In previous years, the fruits didn't come in season, but this year they produced a lot of fruit, and they are early peaches, so they taste especially good.
Everything you have eaten is rare.
You two try it."
Chen Yin and Zhao Xiaojing were not lying on the delivery bed, but were walking around on the floor.
Chen Yin couldn't resist the temptation of the red and fragrant peaches, so she picked up two and slowly moved to the bathroom to wash them.
Zhuangzhuang stopped them when he saw this and went to wash peaches for his mother and second aunt.
The two sisters-in-law took two bites and said, "Mmm, Mom, this peach is really good."
“It’s delicious!”
I don’t know if it was because the peaches were too delicious, but Chen Yin had an orgasm that night.
It was a coincidence that Yan Niang had just gone back to cook, and the only people in the delivery room were Zhuangzhuang and his two siblings and Yan Jiuru who came after get off work.
Fortunately, Yan Jiuru stepped forward and applied for an independent delivery room. After watching the midwife push the baby in, Yan Jiuru asked Zhuangzhuang to go to the nurse's station to call home, and he took Jingjing and Xiaohu to wait outside the delivery room.
There were constant cries of pain and screams coming from the large delivery room next door. It was the first time for the two little ones to experience this, and they were so scared that they almost cried.
Normally, adults would not let children go through this. After all, it is the gate of hell, and they are afraid that it will have a bad impact on the children's psychology.
Isn't this a coincidence?
Yan Jiuru asked them to go to the ward and wait, but he couldn't drive them away. The two children cried and waited for their mother to come out. He didn't want to drive them away at this time, so he could only let them wait together.
At this moment, a woman who looked to be in her fifties among the family members accompanying the birthing patient next door kept walking back and forth, muttering, "Buddha bless me, may you give birth to a boy! Amitabha, Buddha bless me, may you give birth to a boy..."
Hearing this, a bunch of family members who accompanied the birth were extremely angry.
This is a fucking military hospital, and you're still standing here, saying "Amitabha!"
The sharp eyes whizzed towards the husband of the woman in labor, as if they wanted to pierce thirty-six-nine holes in him.
Anyone who could give birth in this hospital was at least a battalion-level officer. Perhaps sensing everyone's dissatisfaction, the man frowned and called out impatiently, "Mom, please be quiet."
The old woman, frustrated by her son's betrayal, turned around and slapped each of her two granddaughters, cursing, "You're such a tactless loser! Sell them to a cripple as wives!"
The two girls were beaten for no apparent reason and were stunned.
The older one, who was ten years old and understood a little, turned pale and started crying when she heard that she was to be sold to a cripple as his wife. The younger one opened her mouth and started wailing loudly: "Grandma, don't sell me! I won't be sold to a cripple as his wife!"
Although she was young and didn't understand very much, she knew it was definitely not a good thing.
The crying of the baby was like a devilish sound, causing complaints from the family members who accompanied the birth.
Jingjing had never seen such a scene since he was a child, and he was trembling with fear: "Dad..."
Yan Jiuru saw that the delivery was not going on so quickly, so she stood up and called Xiaohu and his sister to stay here together and not move.
He took off his coat and gave it to the children to hold, then rolled up his arms and walked over to the man, cursing, "You're not worthy of being a father!"
One hand grasped the collar and carried the person away.
"What are you doing? Let my eldest son go!" The old lady no longer cared about selling her granddaughter and stumbled after him.
Yan Jiuru ignored her, kicked open the fire door, and had a good conversation with the battalion commander with his fists at the intersection of the corridor!
Yan Jiuru first beat him up before teaching him a lesson: "Do you know what kind of society we live in now? You're still selling your daughter? I think you don't need to wear this military uniform anymore. Go back to your hometown and farm!"
"What's your last name, what unit are you from, and have you joined the Party? We'll investigate thoroughly later. With your thoughts and morals, you're unworthy!"
"Why, your mother was also sold to a cripple by your family to give birth to you?"
"If you can't take care of your family and can't provide support for your own children, what else can the people of the motherland expect from you?"
"What's the matter? What do you think if your wife doesn't give birth to a son today? Did you take your wedding vows?"
There's no such thing as a military marriage without a marriage certificate and just having a feast in your hometown. It's just nonsense! Especially for officers being promoted, a thorough investigation is required. Any flaws in the political review will result in the local armed forces and relevant personnel being held accountable.
The man must have thought of this as well, and he immediately broke out in a cold sweat.
Yan Jiuru spat, threw the man aside, straightened his sleeves, and hurried back to see his wife.
Damn, if this family wasn't so weird and affecting others, he wouldn't have bothered to take action.
***
Jingjing and Xiaohu covered their heads with their father's clothes, and the two little guys huddled inside, so that even their feet could not be seen.
I looked up when I heard my father's voice, "Dad!"
"Yeah!" Yan Jiuru held the two little ones, one on each side, "It's okay."
"They won't sell children anymore, right?" Jingjing was still thinking about this.
Yan Jiuru snorted: "No, if they dare, Dad will make them squat in Barizi."
At this time, the mother and daughter also came back with hunched backs.
Especially the old lady glanced over timidly, and when she saw Yan Jiuru turning his head to talk to the child, she immediately turned her head away, fearing that she would be seen.
Jingjing suddenly became more confident and no longer afraid. She ran over and took the girl's hand, but turned her head towards the old lady and said, "Don't be afraid, sister. Your grandmother is a human trafficker who sells children. My father will make her stay in jail!"
The adults nearby didn't pay any attention to it. Anyway, it finally calmed down and everyone started paying attention to what was happening in the delivery room again.
The intermittent screams subsided, and the delivery room door suddenly opened. A nurse with blood on her hands rushed out: "Hu Chunni's family, is Hu Chunni's family here?"
The man who was beaten straightened up immediately: "Here!"
"No, I'm a family member, what's the matter?"
After confirming again, the nurse said, "The mother is having a difficult delivery. It's possible that only one of the mother and child can be saved. Of course, the doctor will do his best, but the family should be mentally prepared. Should we save the adult or the child?"
Wow——
The families waiting in front of the delivery room were all terrified. There were still several babies inside who had not yet given birth. This was not an auspicious start.
But for obstetrics and gynecology, similar situations happen every day and are not uncommon at all.
The man, perhaps because he had just been taught a lesson by a fist, took a deep breath and shouted, "I'll do my best to protect the two of you. If that doesn't work, protect the master!"
After saying that, he suddenly squatted on the ground, buried his head in his arms and didn't move.
The old lady was talking with a puff of her lips but didn't dare to say anything.
Yan Jiuru rarely looked at him.
The nurse nodded and said softly, "Don't worry, the doctor will do his best."
***
"Wow--"
Finally, a cry was heard from the delivery room.
Each of these twenty minutes felt ten times longer than the previous one.
"Hu Chunni's family, both adults and children have been saved!"
"What? All, everything is saved? That's great!"
The man jumped up suddenly, but his legs were numb from squatting for too long, and he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
When everyone heard that Ping An was alive, they all smiled kindly and congratulated him.
"Thank you, thank you." The man straightened his clothes and hurried forward to greet her.
The old lady whispered to the nurse, "Do you have a penis?"
The nurse had seen this kind of people many times and rolled her eyes at her: "Boy."
Seeing the old lady happily clasping her hands together and muttering something like "Thank you Buddha", I couldn't help but sneer: "You should thank the doctor!"
Now that she has a grandson, the old lady doesn't care what the nurse says.
***
Giving birth seemed to join in the fun. Since the first woman pushed out, the next two came out quite quickly.
After waiting for less than an hour, the door of the independent delivery room next door opened and the nurse called out, "Family of Chen Yin!"
"Hey, here, here."
“Here I come, here I come!”
Yan Jiuru and the children rushed over and asked, "Is it born? So soon?"
Compared with the previous ones, Chen Yin was the last one to be pushed in, but she came out quite quickly.
The nurse smiled and said, "It's born, a boy and a girl, twins. They'll be out soon. Just get ready."
Sure enough, a few minutes later, a nurse came out pushing Chen Yin, followed by another nurse, each holding a small blanket in each hand.
Yan Jiuru took a step forward and bent down to wipe the sweat off Chen Yin's face. "Are you in pain? Are you tired? Go get some sleep first. I'll take care of the child."
Chen Yin smiled lightly: "It's okay, it's my third child, it doesn't hurt that much anymore."
"Well, there are too many people around, so keep an eye on the child."
"Don't worry, I'm here for you."
The children followed into the delivery room.
The nurse originally wanted to leave two people to look after the mother, but when she thought about the twins, she gave up.
Taking care of twins is not a matter of 1+1=2. Even though it’s just one more child, the chores will be multiplied several times!
Finally, the nurse said, "Someone will come to check on the newborn and give him vaccinations. There will be a lot of people around, so please be careful."
The three little ones became excited as soon as they heard it.
"Dad, could it be that a fake nurse came to steal the baby?"
"Dad, you have to keep an eye on them. Don't let the bad guys take away my younger brothers and sisters..."
. . . . . .
The children were chattering, and Yan Jiuru got a headache listening to them.
"Okay, Dad gets it and will pay attention." His child, can anyone replace him?
If you want to die, come and try it!
The woman who had been joining in the fun in the next room immediately pulled her head back upon hearing this and quickly instructed her son, "Don't go to sleep tonight. Hang in there, you'll be fine when you go home in a couple of days. Don't let anyone replace you."
This lady’s granddaughter was born yesterday, but not every family favors boys over girls. Other families also value their granddaughters.
The old lady muttered again, saying that military hospitals were not safe and were simply outrageous.
***
When the family came with red date, ginseng and chicken soup and dinner for the mother, they saw the two little ones lying in their mother's arms, their little noses twitching.
Oh my, Yan Niang was so distressed that she wanted to hold her son in her hands and complained to him, "What happened? Why are you crying?"
Yan Jiuru said helplessly: "I just got vaccinated."
By the way, I complained: "These two can really cry. The needle hasn't even touched the flesh yet, and they've already started crying."
The old man came over to take a look and said happily, "That's because our child is smart. He knew he was going to get a shot, so how could he not cry?"
"Well, these two still look like our family, I'm sorry to my in-laws.
Look at his eyebrows, eyes, and nose, he looks just like his dad."
The old lady scolded, "Who said that? I think her mouth and ears look like Yinyin."
"By the way, have you decided on a name?"
Yan Jiuru: "The fourth child's name is Yuzhang, and the fifth child is the younger sister, Yuqi!"
The old man smacked his lips and said, "It's okay." He wasn't very satisfied.
The old lady was a little dissatisfied and said, "You didn't call me a dragon or something this time?"
The two brothers at the front are either cranes or phoenixes, but the ones at the back are ranked like sisters. Will they be happy when they grow up?
Yan Jiuru has a headache.
When I named them, I didn't expect there would be so many children. Where can I find so many auspicious spiritual beasts?
His mother was even more displeased. She glared at him and said, "What's the matter? Why shouldn't our little four be ranked with his brothers? Let him start from the same level!"
"If you don't know, go home and look it up in the dictionary!"
Chen Yin tried hard to hold back her laughter, because her stomach hurt a little when she laughed.
Rushan sympathetically said, "Brother, you have to fill the hole you dug yourself."
Yan Jiuru: I will never admit that I have run out of ideas!
Today we have to come up with a name similar to the two brothers mentioned above, one that is catchy and has a nice meaning!
Seeing her son racking his brains around the house, his mother didn't feel sorry at all. Instead, she muttered, "You're a graduate student studying abroad, and I see you spend all day thinking about how to give birth..."
Xiao Jing, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Oh, Mom, you are so funny."
Before she finished speaking, her face changed: "Mom, Mom, it's bad~"
"What's broken??"
Rushan hurriedly moved the lunch box away and looked his wife up and down in panic, "Did you get sick from eating?"
Hearing her cry, her mother-in-law and great-grandmother all came over to check.
Xiaojing held her stomach, her face twisted and she couldn't speak.
Chen Yin suddenly understood something and hurriedly called Yan Jiuru: "Go call the nurse to see if she's about to give birth..."
While waiting for the nurse to arrive, Xiaojing finally recovered a little. She called to her husband: "Help me up quickly. I think my water broke because I laughed so hard just now..."
***
After a period of chaos, Xiaojing was also sent to the delivery room.
Rushan hurried to call his mother-in-law's house to inform them.
Although it was a few days earlier than expected, it was not considered premature.
Xiaojing's baby was her second, and she didn't give birth as quickly as Chen Yin. By the time her parents, sister-in-law, and others arrived, she hadn't given birth yet.
Xiaojing's mother put down her things, took a deep breath, and asked her mother-in-law: "What's going on? Isn't it still two days?"
Yan Niang: "Well, just now when everyone was talking, she couldn't hold back her laughter and ended up getting angry."
My wife’s family... Is this even possible?!
Fortunately, the in-laws are a decent family, so they don’t have to worry about their daughter.
Rushan also hurried over to explain a few words, "Don't worry, Mom and Dad, the doctor said it should be quick. She was already three or four fingers dilated when she went in."
Today the delivery room is crowded with babies giving birth to boys.
In the middle of the night, Xiaojing also gave birth to a boy.
Rushan, the father, had not held the baby for a few minutes when his father, father-in-law and mother-in-law snatched the baby away.
Okay, there's someone to look after the child.
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
