Fatty and I found a place under a tree and sorted out our clothes. After we were done, Jiang Lan came forward and applied medicine on me.
My face was completely blue and purple from the fat man's punches, and my teeth were a little loose. I didn't need to look to know that my face had become the same size as the fat man's.
I bared my teeth and couldn't help but mutter, "Damn you fat man! You shouldn't hit someone in the face, but you actually hit my handsome face."
The fat man was sitting opposite me. When he heard what I said, he curled his lips casually. There were not many scars on his face, but when he saw my bruised face, he chuckled.
Seeing his reaction, I felt even more unbalanced and couldn't help but say something mean again: "Fatty, just wait!"
After this fight, the fat guy was no longer afraid of me. My pig-faced face was even less convincing. He even shook his head and laughed at me proudly: "You pig-faced man!"
"You!" I was so angry that I pointed at her and didn't know what to say.
Xiao Ding was applying medicine to the fat guy, and naturally saw the tit-for-tat between the two of us. However, because of my face, he was worried that we would fight, but in the end he couldn't help but chuckle, and even Jiang Lan and Jack laughed.
"Don't laugh!" I saw that they were all laughing, and I didn't understand what was going on. I must be in a mess now.
"You look really funny like this, just like the big pig's trotter your brother mentioned!" Xiao Ding was not afraid at all that I would say something that would make me angry and want to laugh. The brother Xiao Ding mentioned also reminded me of his deceased brother. I couldn't help but look at Xiao Ding with some nostalgia.
"Hahahaha, you big pig's hoof! I never thought that this day would come to you!" The fat guy usually sees me with beautiful women, and he himself is too fat, so he often can't chase girls and feels resentful. Now that he sees me get the nickname of big pig's hoof, he won't miss the opportunity to laugh at me.
"Fatty, you hit me in the face on purpose! You must be jealous of how handsome I am!" I was furious and directed my anger at the fat guy, because he was the culprit.
The fat man raised his index finger to his chin, raised his chin, looked up at the sky, and tried to act cute, but he didn't know that this action was completely horrible when he did it. His face was too fat, and his double chin was completely exposed when he raised his chin. His squinting eyes did not look cute at all, but rather had a strong sense of humor.
I laughed mercilessly, rolled my eyes and said, "Fatty, if you are so fat, don't do this action. Your double chin is exposed. Why are you trying to be cute? It hurts the eyes." After saying that, I covered my eyes with my hands to show that I couldn't bear to look at it.
My words hit the fat man hard. He immediately retracted his action and said to me: "That's better than you, with a bruised face and a toad.
"As if," he said, and without waiting for me to respond, he raised his hand to greet Jiang Lan, with a smile on his face that he couldn't hide. His smug expression made my hands itch again, and I regretted not slapping him a few more times.
"Miss Jiang Lan, don't apply the medicine to him. It's harmful to his eyes. Let him apply it himself!"
The fat man's words made me so angry that my teeth itched. I couldn't help but grit my teeth and control myself from going up to hit him a few more times.
I finally enjoyed the care of a beautiful woman, but the fat guy wanted to deprive me of this benefit. My eyes rolled and I immediately wailed loudly, saying, "It hurts, you fat guy, you're too heavy-handed!" I covered my right cheek and squinted my eyes to observe Jiang Lan.
As expected, Jiang Lan was kindhearted. Upon hearing my cries, she stopped watching us bicker and quickly took the "medicine" in her hand, looking at me worriedly. "Where does it hurt? Let me see! Let me see!" she said anxiously.
Seeing her so nervous, I felt happy and warm in my heart. I glanced at the fat man and saw him gritting his teeth, which made me even happier.
The fat guy also noticed me looking at him, and said with a pout, "Keep pretending!"
Actually, I wasn't pretending. It really hurt. Even my teeth were loose. You can imagine how painful it was. It was just that I exaggerated my reaction and enjoyed Jiang Lan's care.
Obviously, when Jiang Lan saw the right side of my face that I was covering and found it swollen, and that his teeth seemed a little loose, the fat man's words at this time undoubtedly added fuel to the fire. Jiang Lan turned around and glared at the fat man fiercely, then turned her head and felt distressed for me. She didn't expect the fat man to hit her so hard.
After being glared at by Jiang Lan, the fat man smiled awkwardly and immediately restrained himself a lot. He sat there obediently and applied the "medicine" to Xiao Ding.
While Jiang Lan was applying medicine to me, she was also criticizing the fat man. The more she spoke, the angrier she became. From a short distance away, I saw the embarrassment and helplessness on the fat man's face.
Although I had a fight with Fatty, we didn't break up. I quickly helped Fatty and said with a smile, "It's okay, it just looks serious. Don't look at the pain on Fatty's face, he was beaten pretty badly by me!"
Jiang Lan glanced at me and finally stopped talking. She applied the medicine with a serious face. The fat man and I looked at each other and said nothing more.
When Jiang Lan approached me, I could smell her body fragrance. The woman I loved was applying "medicine" to me. As soon as this thought came to my mind, I couldn't control my divergent thoughts and thought of other things.
"hiss!"
The sudden pain brought me back to my senses. I saw Jiang Lan holding the "medicine" in her hand. She looked at me with an unhappy face and said angrily, "What are you thinking about? I called you for so long and you didn't even reply!"
I smiled awkwardly. I couldn't say that I was thinking about her, so I could only divert her attention and said, "Nothing, Jiang Lan, is there anything you want to talk to me about?" Sure enough, I diverted her attention in an instant.
"I just wanted to ask if you felt any pain anywhere else. I saw you didn't answer me, so I poked you with a cotton swab. Does it hurt?"
"..." I didn't expect that the sudden pain was caused by her, and I hurriedly smiled gently, but I didn't know that I looked very funny with a bruised face and nose, which made the other three people laugh.
The fat man was once again the first to laugh the most happily. If his hands were not inconvenient, I think he would have laughed out loud.
"I say you should stop laughing lately, it's really funny. Of course, if you want to entertain us, you can laugh more!"
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I immediately restrained my smile, not knowing what to say. I stared at the fat man fiercely, and once again regretted not hitting the fat man in the face.
After a while, the fat man was still laughing, and I finally couldn't help but say, "If you keep laughing, you will be in trouble. I believe that if you get fatter, you will be even funnier than me. Do you believe it?" The threat in my words finally made the fat man hold back his laughter.
After thinking for a moment, he said to Jiang Lan, "I'm not feeling any worse. Thank you for applying the medicine for me!"
When Jiang Lan had his back to me, the fat man winked at me, obviously knowing what I was thinking. This made me feel embarrassed. I glared at him fiercely before looking at Jiang Lan who was packing the medicine box.
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