"nothing."
Kogoro Mouri curled his lips, grabbed the half-drunk beer, and as if he had lost interest, returned to the TV and continued listening to the horse racing.
The commentator's comments on the game could be heard from time to time through the low-quality speakers, which was a bit noisy.
“Go, go, go!!!”
Soon, Maori Kogoro returned to his old self, drinking beer and arguing with the TV...
I wish I could eat the TV.
Conan looked at him with contempt. After a while, he got up and went back to his room, took out his homework book, and started doing his homework directly on the tea table.
With nothing to do and out of curiosity, Sakaki Makoto also went over to see what Conan was learning every day.
What he never expected was...
It's better not to watch it, but once you watch it...
What I learned was actually Chinese characters.
Japanese also has pinyin, but it is different from the pinyin of Country Z.
For example, "ninja" is pronounced "shinobe" in Japanese, and simply transliterated into Chinese characters is "ninja". For the Japanese, the latter is the pronunciation of a foreign word, and the former is the correct pronunciation.
but...
People can understand you even if you pronounce it in Chinese characters.
Conan stared at the first question and fell into deep thought.
At this time he found that Sakaki Makoto looked calm and seemed to be sure of victory.
"You can?"
"Heh... my Chinese is absolutely authentic."
"Then you come."
Conan handed over the pencil.
Wow, young man wants to test me?
After glancing at him, Sakaki took the pencil generously and looked at the first question:
Q: Observe the following Chinese characters and find the pattern to fill in the blanks ()
Xi, Gang, Kou, Ri, ()
A甲、B回、C昌、D同
His brows furrowed slightly, and the fingers holding the pencil began to exert more force, until the knuckles turned white. Sakaki Makoto...
My heart sank.
I am...
Sakaki Makoto was shocked.
Are the questions for primary school students nowadays so tricky? !
This question has nothing to do with the answer!
broken...
I'm afraid I'll smash the signboard today...
But Sakaki Makoto doesn't believe in evil, so he doesn't believe it...
How could a first-grade student not be able to answer a Chinese character question? !
Time passes by every second.
Sweat beaded his forehead and his eyes were bloodshot. Makoto Sakaki was breathing heavily and staring at the question, just like Kogoro Mori when he was playing horse racing.
Click.
Behind him, the door of the office opened, and Ran Mouri and Miss Miyano came back from shopping.
They returned home contentedly, carrying large and small bags, and found Sakaki Makoto scratching his head in front of a test paper, which made them curious.
"Shh..."
Conan made a silencing gesture, signaling everyone not to speak and gloat over other people's misfortune.
he...
But I am very happy to see Makoto Sakaki get humiliated.
After a while, Sakaki Makoto felt his mouth dry, so he grabbed the water cup and drank it all, then put down his pencil and crossed his legs:
"Fuck, no!"
“Is this question for elementary school students?”
"Conan, don't worry. I'll tell Brother Baiba later and ask your school to make corrections."
“Hey, hey, hey…”
Conan was stunned:
"If you can't answer it, don't blame the person who set the question!"
“Is this question difficult?”
“Isn’t it easy?!!!”
Sakaki Makoto was angry:
"I have used all my life's knowledge to study the meaning of words, geography, chemistry, history, English, phonetics and other aspects. I have even speculated on the personality of the person who wrote the question, but I still don't know the answer to this question!"
"You look at elementary school questions from an adult's perspective, so of course you can't answer them."
The voice behind him made Sakaki Makoto stunned. He turned around and saw...
Miss Miyano was smiling at him.
"When did you come back?"
With a look of surprise on his face, Sakaki Makoto quickly pulled her to sit down:
"Can you solve this problem?"
“I guess so.”
Miss Miyano smiled, picked up a pencil, and wrote a C in the blank:
"The answer is C, Chang."
"What do you mean by that?"
Sakaki Makoto looked confused.
"Primary school questions, especially in grades one and two, focus on children's natural development..."
Miss Miyano patiently explained:
"And for children, Chinese characters are just patterns."
"Look at the first character, Xi, it has 1 right angle, the second character, Gang, has 2 right angles, the third character, Ri, has 8 right angles..."
“They are all very simple square algorithms.”
Sakaki Makoto: “???”
You ask a first grader to count right angles, and use the square method?!
This has nothing to do with Chinese characters!!!
His eyes were empty and Sakaki Makoto's face was full of doubts about life.
"That's right."
Conan nodded repeatedly:
"Even Ayumi can answer this question!"
Pursing his lips, Sakaki Makoto decided to get back at the enemy.
This time he learned his lesson and looked at the question from the perspective of an elementary school student.
The second question is a reading comprehension question, which requires answering with words.
Q: Why do humans have children and fish lay eggs?
"I***!"
After a series of beeps, Sakaki Makoto quit the job.
He pulled Miss Miyano with him, picked up the bag, and walked out the door.
The word used in the title is "should", not "will".
Why fish lay eggs is a physiological question.
Why fish lay eggs is a philosophical question.
Throughout history, are there not many philosophers who were imprisoned and unable to escape, and who committed suicide in anger?
Sakaki Makoto...
Escaped in time.
He is afraid...
I will never do elementary school questions again.
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