Chapter 005 Host, you are so bad and perverted
Smirnoff is well-known for its appearance, and both gin and rye share this view.
Gin almost laughed out of anger after hearing Smirnoff's teasing. This brat was actually still thinking about 놛's face.
I still remember that when Smino got angry and refused to complete the mission for the first time, the woman named Vermouth packed it up and sent it directly to Smino.
Then, on that day, 놛 held Smirnoff, who was clinging to 놛, in one hand, and shot the target animal in the head with the other hand. Although the target was successfully solved, from that day on, 놛 became Smirnoff's exclusive nurse.
——A nanny who specializes in taking care of naughty kids!
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"Kid, if you're bored, come and do the mission with me. I don't want to work with someone who looks at me and says I'm trash."
Gin was full of dissatisfaction when he said this. Smirnoff on the other end of the phone was stunned at first, and then he couldn't help laughing, not caring at all about the consequences of such a laugh.
"Perhaps you will get to know each other through fighting."
"Little ghost, what's wrong with you?"
Gin stopped and said something about it, but although he said "about it", Rye's eyes were full of impatience.
"It's nothing, I'm just a little depressed. There are too many rats in the organization, and I'm afraid that Gin will die suddenly one day." Smino's voice sounded like he was really worried about Gin's safety.
But Gin's mouth twitched. This little brat couldn't just think about it.
"Look at me. I've already planned to have some fun and combine work with rest."
Smirnoff's voice sounded a little excited at this time, but Gin frowned, and then his tone carried a hint of warning.
"Smino, be honest."
"If I make that boss angry..."
Before Gin could finish his words, the phone was suddenly hung up.
Looking at the hung up call, Gin tightly grasped the phone.
But even though he was very angry, Gin still endured it, turned his head to glance at Rye, and then walked away.
"Let's go, it's time to deal with the rats."
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Smino on the other end sighed after hanging up the phone.
[Host, I can actually tell you about the plot directly, but my authority is not high. In addition, the boss at the headquarters is accompanying his little master recently and has no time to deal with me. 】
"Little Master? Could it be that you are also a victim chosen by the system like me?"
[Host, that little master is a little special. 】
"How special is it? Tell me about it. I'm in urgent need of killing time now." Smino said, leaning against the car door.
Looking at the safe house not far away, he didn't want to go back yet, but if he didn't go back, he was afraid that something would happen.
The thought of being chased and interrogated when he returned made Smino feel overwhelmed.
"Little thing, do you think I can just beat you to death?"
[Host, the characters in the main plot will not be killed unless they die according to the plot. 】
“Tsk.”
[Host, don’t look so regretful! 】
Smirnone was irritably trying to light up a cigarette, but just as he was about to take it, he heard the door of the safe house not far away being kicked open.
Later, when 놛 looked up, he saw Scotland pulling the aggressive Bourbon, who was cursing.
"Don't drag me Scotland, this kid is so young and he's already smoking, what if he gets sick from smoking!"
"So that's why he got all of us drunk before he disappeared?"
“Scotland, have you forgotten that you were the one who controlled this kid the most in the beginning, not allowing him to smoke, drink, or fight.”
"Let go of me, Scotland. Look at how arrogant this kid is, and you're still protecting him!"
“…”
Bourbon's curses were getting closer and closer, and Smirnoff's hand, which had just taken out a cigarette, froze in mid-air.
While he was in a daze, Bourbon came in front of Smirnoff and looked at the face in front of him that was so familiar that it couldn't be more familiar.
Bourbon was about to speak, and when he finally opened his mouth, Smino stepped forward and covered Bourbon's mouth, while pointing his other finger at his neck.
Sign language.
——A bug in the neck.
After Smirnoff conveyed his meaning, he only felt Bourbon's body gradually stiffen, and even Scotland next to him wanted to say something.
After making sure that the two men would not say anything they shouldn't, Smino let go of Bourbon's mouth. As soon as he let go, Bourbon grabbed his wrist tightly.
After a little effort, Smino fell into Bourbon's arms with his eyes wide open, before he could open his mouth to scold him.
Bourbon's voice rang out from above his head: "You unscrupulous little thing, don't you know that when you lie, your little finger on your right hand will pinch the corner of your clothes?"
Bourbon was so angry that he almost laughed. After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and looked at Smirnoff in his arms: "Now you have to give us an explanation!"
"Explain why you are here, explain why you got us all drunk before you left and wrote a letter saying you'd never see us again."
Bourbon's relentless approach did not make Smirnoff look away, and now he really wanted to say that he was not an undercover agent.
[Host, although I know that what I said is useless, would you like to take a look at our favorability values? 】
——That's so boring. Do you want to see how much I like you?
Smirnoff replied in his heart, and at the same time he reached out and grasped Bourbon's wrist, moving closer.
"Brother Ling, touch my face. I have gained weight."
As he said that, he put Bourbon's hand on his face. Bourbon's hand was very stiff, and then he moved gently and helplessly: "Yes, yes, you have gained weight, it's worth encouraging."
Scotland, who was standing next to him, stepped forward at this moment and looked at the cigarette that had fallen to the ground with a look of disapproval: "When did you learn to smoke?"
"Since I joined the organization, when it comes to cigarettes, the only ones I like are gin and rye."
After Smino finished speaking, he looked at the two stunned people and smiled.
"But Rye would snatch my cigarette and smoke it for me, while Gin would hold the cigarette between his hands for me to smoke."
Bourbon, Scotland: Tsk, they are leading my child astray, they are indeed a criminal organization, they should be destroyed!
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Smino tilted his head, looking innocently at the two people in front of him who suddenly became murderous, and thought about what he said.
There shouldn't be any problem.
After all, what 놛 said was true. Gin was very tolerant of 놛, but he was particularly strict with 놛 when it came to smoking.
땤놛 is also a heavy smoker.
This resulted in 놛 being protected in a corner by Gin during the mission, with Gin holding a cigarette in his big hand and covering his mouth to let 놛 smoke.
It is convenient and saves time.
After listening to Smino entering the system to check the favorability value, he began to doubt the system.
[The host's favorability towards Gin is 100——Gin Mommy! What is it like to smoke while riding Gin? 】
[Host's favorability towards Scotland is 100——What a gentle male mother who can cook. I wish she could cook for him for the rest of his life. If he runs away, I will break his legs. 】
[The host's favorability towards Bourbon is 100——Dark skin, you can consider wearing hot girl clothing. 】
[Host's favorability towards Vodka is 100 - his racing skills are pretty good. By the way, Vodka's breasts are so big, I want to bury them. 】
【……】
System: Host, you are so bad and perverted!
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